Funny Fantasy Football Team Names (3 Viewers)

[cutsizzle]

http://www.chicitysports.com/2010/08/22/be...-funny-round-2/

Another article on Funny Fantasy football team names. Which do you think are the best?

 

[bleachercreacher]

http://www.chicitysports.com/2010/08/22/be...-funny-round-2/

Another article on Funny Fantasy football team names. Which do you think are the best?

I'm going with the Velvet Elvis this year. It's the bar Roethlisberger sexually assaulted that girl in.

 

[Bristol]

http://www.chicitysports.com/2010/08/22/be...-funny-round-2/

Another article on Funny Fantasy football team names. Which do you think are the best?

I don't think any of hose team names are funny.

 

[bakes]

"Off to Gay Porn"

 

[Qmaster]

"Look at the Size of Mike Ditka"

 

[Statler & Waldorf]

I think this guys is a spammer. This is like the second or third time I've seen him post something from that website.

 

[yellowdog]

awful

 

[TheAssassin]

All his posts are "Check this out" www.chicagofanssuc1234432.com

 

[greyone]

My Tight End is Wide Open.

 

[Osaurus]

Trip to large city or Asia.

 

[tenaka]

The Purple Drank Express

 

[SCT]

I've been the Bad Mamma Jammas for about 15 years. Just changed to The Dorothy Mantooth Saints.

 

[sbcantwin]

Lame list.

I'm "The Percy Hargraines"

beat that!

 

[LittlePhatty]

I think the funniest team name is the Chicago Bears.

 

[Man In The Box]

Lame list. I'm "The Percy Hargraines" beat that!

Not tonight, I'm Harvin a Headache

 

[snitchinbubs]

I am "Baldinger's Pinky"

 

[HughHoney]

Three invisible *****

 

[Scruff Mcgruff]

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

 

[LittlePhatty]

Dwayne Bowes and Unicorns

 

[chidoy]

I've been the Bad Mamma Jammas for about 15 years. Just changed to The Dorothy Mantooth Saints.

Dorothy Mantooth IS a Saint!!!!

 

[Sam Quentin]

Dwayne Bowe Connection

 

[Sweatpants]

The Purple Drank Express

 

[Red Herring]

Dixon Your Mouth

 

[The Indestructible]

A Double DwayneBowe!

 

[zed2283]

My cousin and her friend (2 female owners) have a team called "Show Me Your TD's."

 

[LittlePhatty]

My cousin and her friend (2 female owners) have a team called "Show Me Your TD's."

Dude, this is one of those times when a little white lie wouldn't hurt.Don't say she is your cousin, even if it's true.Just say "this hot chick in our league". We won't know the difference.Always avoid references to your cousin's TDs.Trust me, I'm from Tennessee.

 

[Bill Haverchuck]

Team I saw, has an avatar of Elliot Spitzer. Team name = Spitzer Swallows

 

[zed2283]

My cousin and her friend (2 female owners) have a team called "Show Me Your TD's."

Dude, this is one of those times when a little white lie wouldn't hurt.Don't say she is your cousin, even if it's true.Just say "this hot chick in our league". We won't know the difference.Always avoid references to your cousin's TDs.Trust me, I'm from Tennessee.

Haha... oops, sorry. Wasn't thinking like a FBG. Actually, she's my second cousin, and I wouldn't mind seeing...No wait... she's my mom's first cousin's daughter. What does that make her to me...?

 

[the UFFRM]

My cousin and her friend (2 female owners) have a team called "Show Me Your TD's."

Dude, this is one of those times when a little white lie wouldn't hurt.Don't say she is your cousin, even if it's true.Just say "this hot chick in our league". We won't know the difference.Always avoid references to your cousin's TDs.Trust me, I'm from Tennessee.

I've been using that team name for the last 2 years combined with some creative photoshopping.

 

[LittlePhatty]

A Double DwayneBowe!

 

[Zoomanji]

Steve Breaston Plants

 

[whodeywhodey]

One I saw that was pleasingly distasteful

Ben There, Raped That

 

[CataclysmicThunder]

Taste The Dwayne Bowe

Breaston My Mind

 

[ChainsawU]

Golden Taint

 

[texasheat]

Any of my team's start 0-2 and I change my team name to Hard Off

 

[two_dollars]

"Do us a Favre and retire already"

 

[super sleeper]

Just named an online Yahoo team Rex Ryan's Lap Band

 

[texasheat]

Jackwagon Express

 

[Giants4Life]

PreseasonDoesntMeanAnything

 

[captain_amazing]

The London Silly Nannies

 

[footballnerd]

I Real Rackers

Early Morning Douchets

 

[On The Rocks]

I'm going with "Two Girls and an Ice Cream Cone" this year.

 

[Zegras11]

Godz Nutz

 

[Cookiemonster]

My cousin and her friend (2 female owners) have a team called "Show Me Your TD's."

Dude, this is one of those times when a little white lie wouldn't hurt.Don't say she is your cousin, even if it's true.Just say "this hot chick in our league". We won't know the difference.Always avoid references to your cousin's TDs.Trust me, I'm from Tennessee.

Haha... oops, sorry. Wasn't thinking like a FBG. Actually, she's my second cousin, and I wouldn't mind seeing...No wait... she's my mom's first cousin's daughter. What does that make her to me...?

Available in Kentucky?

 

[beercat]

DezB does Dallas

 

[warpedone]

Just changed up mine to Liberace Fan Club (got a great logo to boot)

 

[Hybrid]

Jermichael Finley

 

[Man In The Box]

Suh Girls, One Cup

 

[karmarooster]

Brady's chin-gina

 

[Osaurus]

Josh Freeman's scapegoat thumb.