Game of Thrones, tv only, books don't exist, no backstory...NERDS already ruining a series that hasn't started (2 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

Argh.... I came across a spoiler that I wish I hadn't.

The Harlem Globetrotters?

wait a sec.... wha... dammit!

They show up on a boat and challenge the White Walkers to a basketball game...winner gets Westeros.

The White Walker Generals?

 

[El Floppo]

or White Shadows

 

[Scoresman]

Is Jaqen H'ghar a subtle nod to the queer community about HBO's acceptance of gender fluidity?

If a faceless person changes to another faceless person then has sex with a same gendered person are they gay?

 

[kentric]

Argh.... I came across a spoiler that I wish I hadn't.

The Harlem Globetrotters?

wait a sec.... wha... dammit!

They show up on a boat and challenge the White Walkers to a basketball game...winner gets Westeros.

I prefer my basketball Shirts vs. Blouses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGqUwr9j8Zc

 

[Tusken Raider]

Argh.... I came across a spoiler that I wish I hadn't.

The Harlem Globetrotters?

wait a sec.... wha... dammit!

They show up on a boat and challenge the White Walkers to a basketball game...winner gets Westeros.

I prefer my basketball Shirts vs. Blouses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGqUwr9j8Zc

GOT Basketball Draft:

1.01 - Wun Wun

Pros: Lane filler & rim protector who you can build a squad around. Big hands. Tough enough to do the inside dirty work, & impossible to push out of the post. Not afraid of contact or trash talk.

Cons: Size hinders ability to get back on defense in transition game. Propensity to foul when composure is lost.

 

[dhockster]

Argh.... I came across a spoiler that I wish I hadn't.

The Harlem Globetrotters?

wait a sec.... wha... dammit!

They show up on a boat and challenge the White Walkers to a basketball game...winner gets Westeros.

I prefer my basketball Shirts vs. Blouses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGqUwr9j8Zc

GOT Basketball Draft:

1.01 - Wun Wun

Pros: Lane filler & rim protector who you can build a squad around. Big hands. Tough enough to do the inside dirty work, & impossible to push out of the post. Not afraid of contact or trash talk.

Cons: Size hinders ability to get back on defense in transition game. Propensity to foul knock you upside the head with a tree trunk when composure is lost.

Fixed

 

[Good Posting Judge]

1.02 - Melisandre's Shadow Vag-Baby

Wun Wun's protecting the rim...but who's protecting wun wun? #nofoulsinWesteros #gethimasupergiganticbodybag

 

[Dan Lambskin]

One roster spot left for Tyrion or 1 Handed Jamie...who you taking?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

1.03

Night King

Killer instinct and killer crossover. Wun Wun runs like a #####.

 

[TenTimes]

I bet Brienne can dunk.

 

[Whomper]

Pre poisoned Mountain. Can post up. Block shots, rebound, crush skulls

 

[The Duff Man]

1.04 Loras

Not afraid to attack the rim.

 

[James Daulton]

1.05 HODOR

 

[Sinn Fein]

1.06 Bran - he can be the ball, or warg into any other player.

SOD

 

[Mile High]

1.07

Drogon. High flyer rim protecter.

 

[Brady Marino]

1.08- Barriston Selmy in his prime. Loyal to a fault and nothing to #### with when it comes to swordplay.

 

[thecatch]

Argh.... I came across a spoiler that I wish I hadn't.

The Harlem Globetrotters?

wait a sec.... wha... dammit!

They show up on a boat and challenge the White Walkers to a basketball game...winner gets Westeros.

I prefer my basketball Shirts vs. Blouses.

Is Wun Wun related to Demarcus Cousins? They seem to share a scouting report.

 

[thecatch]

1.09 - Littlefinger (PG) - puts others in positions to make big plays.

 

[shadyridr]

1.10 Greyscale Jorah Mormont

To employ the hack a wun wun defense

 

[Barry]

1.11 Missandei. team showers

 

[El Floppo]

 

[Koya]

This is the same way it has worked historically in real life. That's why when someone usurps the thrown (both in real life and in the show with the Targaryens) they slaughter the ex-king's entire family and everyone connected to it. Not just the next in line. Random 2nd cousins and great uncles get cut down too because even their borderline connection to the throne could be a threat if they get the right backer.

So, is this whole story an allegory? If so, which global countries do the houses represent and who is who?I'm going to predict that the real battle is still Littlefinger vs. Varys. Littlefinger gets the South and leaves the north to the Wildings while Varys goes across the narrow sea and rules where Dany is now. Game ends with the houses losing power and power being consolidated into people that had no power before. Thus, democracy is born.

I had dibs on the French Revolution theory like pages ago, TYVM.

You also have dibs on vanilla oysters and time travel enabled poisoning schemes.

I am a man of many talents.

 

[Leviathan]

Sorry if posted already. I just finished binge watching the last 3 episodes.

Did anyone else notice that three members of Mastodon portrayed wildlings in the epic battle scene at the end of episode 8?

http://www.nerdcoremovement.com/metal-band-mastodon-guest-starred-on-game-of-thrones-as-wildlings-photo/

 

[Scoresman]

so if you think about it, what bran does to hodor when he takes over his body really amounts to rape.

I mean, he's violating his personal space and doing things with/to his body that hodor doesn't have any say over.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

so if you think about it, what bran does to hodor when he takes over his body really amounts to rape.

I mean, he's violating his personal space and doing things with/to his body that hodor doesn't have any say over.

What if Hodor consented?

"Just say 'No' if you don't want me to worg into your body. All you have to do is say the word 'no' and I'll stop".

 

[Mile High]

Watched season one again over the past few days. Was surprised how much screen time Bran had.

 

[Ilov80s]

Watched season one again over the past few days. Was surprised how much screen time Bran had.

He is going to have a major role in the end, but it seems like they pushed his storyline up as far as it can go last season. This season it seems like they are letting everyone catch up to where he is at. I bet next year he is very prominently featuted.

 

[GregR]

1.12 Varys - Defensive specialist, proven he doesn't need a ball to contribute

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Is it Sunday yet?

 

[The Ref]

1.13 Adebisi. He's black, he's a pirate and he knows a #### merchant.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

 

[Ilov80s]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happene?

Cersei naked.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happene?

Cersei naked.

I would pay much for that.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

I wanna to see Jon Snow become a White Walker.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happene?

Cersei naked.

That would be an acceptable topping.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

I wanna to see Jon Snow become a White Walker.

No way, at least hope not, but white walker woman is coming for him or else no reason to feature her,

 

[Ilov80s]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

I wanna to see Jon Snow become a White Walker.

No way, at least hope not, but white walker woman is coming for him or else no reason to feature her,

Maybe. Her arc in that one episode would make sense though without any further screen tîme. They did a great job capturing her character and msking her interesting in 20 minutes. I first thought, oh cool another woman to be naked since nearly every female character ends up nude at some point. Maybe she will be a nude zombie.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

I wanna to see Jon Snow become a White Walker.

No way, at least hope not, but white walker woman is coming for him or else no reason to feature her,

Maybe. Her arc in that one episode would make sense though without any further screen tîme. They did a great job capturing her character and msking her interesting in 20 minutes.I first thought, oh cool another woman to be naked since nearly every female character ends up nude at some point. Maybe she will be a nude zombie.

Agree 100%. Now, if they could only have made a lot of the other characters this year 1/2 as interesting as her....

 

[The Ref]

I was thinking a long drawn out "attack of Winterfell" episode would have been great but it sounds like it's going to be a small raiding party instead.

 

[shadyridr]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happene?

Cersei naked.

I would pay much for that.

just watch 300

 

[KarmaPolice]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happene?

Cersei naked.

I would pay much for that.

just watch 300

Still not worth watching that movie for.

How about naked screenshots online of her in that movie?

 

[the moops]

how do we know cersei is gonna be naked?

 

[shadyridr]

how do we know cersei is gonna be naked?

she did a full spread in the books

 

[Ilov80s]

how do we know cersei is gonna be naked?

I saw an article awhile back saying they spent a boatload of money to film a crazy nude scene with her. Google at your own risk.

 

[Brady Marino]

how do we know cersei is gonna be naked?

she did a full spread in the books

BOOKS! NOT THOSE!

 

[Christo]

how do we know cersei is gonna be naked?

she did a full spread in the books

BOOKS! NOT THOSE!

House of Guccione

 

[El Floppo]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

I wanna to see Jon Snow become a White Walker.

No way, at least hope not, but white walker woman is coming for him or else no reason to feature her,

Maybe. Her arc in that one episode would make sense though without any further screen tîme. They did a great job capturing her character and msking her interesting in 20 minutes.I first thought, oh cool another woman to be naked since nearly every female character ends up nude at some point. Maybe she will be a nude zombie.

Agree 100%. Now, if they could only have made a lot of the other characters this year 1/2 as interesting as her....

they made a point of showing her put her kids in the boats... jon snow, manny extraordinaire coming up.

 

[Hawks64]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

I wanna to see Jon Snow become a White Walker.

Well since he's not a baby I doubt that will occur.

 

[The Ref]

The previews don't make me bullish on the Dorne storyline.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I cant wait for Sunday but how can it exceed what just happened? Sure this might already been said but love how Snow finally realizes what he is up against and love how the giant had enough, he was not helping the boats or anyone and decided F this I an going in the water and getting the heck out of here.

I wanna to see Jon Snow become a White Walker.

No way, at least hope not, but white walker woman is coming for him or else no reason to feature her,

Maybe. Her arc in that one episode would make sense though without any further screen tîme. They did a great job capturing her character and msking her interesting in 20 minutes.I first thought, oh cool another woman to be naked since nearly every female character ends up nude at some point. Maybe she will be a nude zombie.

Agree 100%. Now, if they could only have made a lot of the other characters this year 1/2 as interesting as her....

they made a point of showing her put her kids in the boats... jon snow, manny extraordinaire coming up.

Great, more annoying orphans at the wall. Olly is bad enough.

Maybe that is the tipping point for Olly and he slaughters all the Wildlings in their sleep in a fit of jealousy.