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How much of this are you buying this year?

We are close to several of our neighbors, and each has come by with a dolly full of boxes. You buy from the first one thinking that's your total for the year. Then you get hit up by other friends you really shouldn't say no to. Then there's coworkers bringing their daughters into your office.

Seriously, I may have 20 boxes by the time I'm done and I need to lose 10 lbs by April.

working on my first sleeve of Samoas as we speak

 
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FYI: how to make them at home

"The Samoas were incredibly good, and my friends assured me that they tasted pretty damn close to the real product, so that recipe was a success too."

Homemade Samoas

1 cup of butter (softened)

1/2 cup of sugar

2 cups of all purpose flour

1/4 tsp of baking powder

1/2 tsp of salt

1/2 tsp of vanilla extract

2 tbsp of milk (optional)

Begin by preheating the oven to 350 degrees. Stir together the sugar and softened butter until the mixture is creamy, then add the flour, baking powder, salt, and vanilla extract. If the dough seems too dry, add the milk.

Roll the dough out until it's 1/4 of an inch thick. Use a round cookie-cutter to form the cookies, and then take a knife and cut small circles in the dough. (If you like to break the rules, try cutting squares!) Toss the cookies on a baking sheet and cook them in the oven for about 12 minutes.

While the cookies cool, begin making the topping.

Homemade Samoas Topping

3 cups of shredded coconut

12 oz. of good-quality chewy caramels

1/4 tsp of salt

3 tbsp of milk

8 oz. of semisweet chocolate

Turn the oven down to 300 degrees. Shake the shredded coconut onto a baking sheet and pop it in the oven until it turns a golden brown. (Usually this takes about 20 minutes, but if you use a baking sheet without sides, the coconut might cook more quickly. Stir the coconut every five minutes, and keep a close eye on it. Shredded coconut goes from snowy white to golden brown to scorched black in a matter of seconds.) Then let the shredded coconut cool.

Next, melt the caramels with the salt and milk. (It goes without saying that you should unwrap the caramels first.) You can melt them in a sauce pan on a burner, or if you want to speed up the process, nuke the caramel in the microwave for about two minutes. (It goes without saying that, should you choose the microwave option, you should use a microwave-safe bowl.) After the caramels are melted, fold in the toasted shredded coconut and spoon 2-3 tsp of the mixture onto the top of each cookie.

While the cookies cool, melt the chocolate. Again, you can use the stovetop or the microwave to do this. If you choose to use the microwave, melt the chocolate for 45 second intervals to make sure the chocolate doesn't begin to burn. When the chocolate has melted, dip the bottom of the cookies into the mixture. Trail the remaining melted chocolate over the tops of the cookies.
 
Thin mints all the way. I can put away a box of those without thinking in about 15 mins. Its disgusting...yet delicious.

 
FYI: how to make them at home

"The Samoas were incredibly good, and my friends assured me that they tasted pretty damn close to the real product, so that recipe was a success too."

Homemade Samoas

1 cup of butter (softened)

1/2 cup of sugar

2 cups of all purpose flour

1/4 tsp of baking powder

1/2 tsp of salt

1/2 tsp of vanilla extract

2 tbsp of milk (optional)

Begin by preheating the oven to 350 degrees. Stir together the sugar and softened butter until the mixture is creamy, then add the flour, baking powder, salt, and vanilla extract. If the dough seems too dry, add the milk.

Roll the dough out until it's 1/4 of an inch thick. Use a round cookie-cutter to form the cookies, and then take a knife and cut small circles in the dough. (If you like to break the rules, try cutting squares!) Toss the cookies on a baking sheet and cook them in the oven for about 12 minutes.

While the cookies cool, begin making the topping.

Homemade Samoas Topping

3 cups of shredded coconut

12 oz. of good-quality chewy caramels

1/4 tsp of salt

3 tbsp of milk

8 oz. of semisweet chocolate

Turn the oven down to 300 degrees. Shake the shredded coconut onto a baking sheet and pop it in the oven until it turns a golden brown. (Usually this takes about 20 minutes, but if you use a baking sheet without sides, the coconut might cook more quickly. Stir the coconut every five minutes, and keep a close eye on it. Shredded coconut goes from snowy white to golden brown to scorched black in a matter of seconds.) Then let the shredded coconut cool.

Next, melt the caramels with the salt and milk. (It goes without saying that you should unwrap the caramels first.) You can melt them in a sauce pan on a burner, or if you want to speed up the process, nuke the caramel in the microwave for about two minutes. (It goes without saying that, should you choose the microwave option, you should use a microwave-safe

bowl.) After the caramels are melted, fold in the toasted shredded coconut and spoon 2-3 tsp of the mixture onto the top of each cookie.

While the cookies cool, melt the chocolate. Again, you can use the stovetop or the microwave to do this. If you choose to use the microwave, melt the chocolate for 45 second intervals to make sure the chocolate doesn't begin to burn. When the chocolate has melted, dip the bottom of the cookies into the mixture. Trail the remaining melted chocolate over the tops of the cookies.
Sounds like a lot of work. Keebler makes a new cookie that is virtually identical to these. I'll stick to buying those I think.
 
Girl Scout cookies are one of those things where the "culture" surrounding the good far exceeds the quality of the good itself...kinda like Ben and Jerry's.

 
My daughter needs 35 or more boxes to get the Girls Scout badge. I ended up buying 28 boxes. Love the dulce de leche, and samoas. They have a cranberry cookie I am eager to try. Still 28 boxes is insane! But the girls want to plan a trip to Savannah GA to the home of the first Girls Scouts. And I would not let my daughter go soliciting in the neighborhood.

 
Girl Scout cookies are one of those things where the "culture" surrounding the good far exceeds the quality of the good itself...kinda like Ben and Jerry's.
I think some of that is due to people like me, who would never buy a bag of cookies other than these. Since they are cookies, they taste better than what I normally eat.
 
I was talking to a guy at work who whores this garbage for his daughter. He said in year's past they got their orders from customers and then placed the order from the GS. This year, he said there was a set amount they had order first and then the burden to make the money was on them. Any product not sold, they pay for out of pocket.

 
How much of this purchase actually benefits the Scouts?
Roughly 3/4 of the total sale is profit. It's split between the troop and the area council, with the council getting the lion's share. The girls also get "cookie dough" that they can use for camp and trips. That's the break down for Northern California, your mileage may vary.There aren't a lot of scouts in SF and a lot of potential customers, so SF troops can sell a ton of cookies if the girls are motivated. My daughter was top NorCal seller the past two years with over 3,500 boxes sold each year. She's taken trips all over the US and Europe using her dough. She stuck with the program and earned her Gold Award (the female equivalent of an Eagle Scout) which helped her get a partial scholarship to college. The scouts were a big part of her childhood and adolescence. I really can't say anything but good things about the organization.This will be the first year in 12 years that she hasn't sold. We won't miss having hundreds of cases of cookies piled in our living room but it'll definitely be a little different this year.
 
Girl Scout cookies are one of those things where the "culture" surrounding the good far exceeds the quality of the good itself...kinda like Ben and Jerry's.
I actually think that Ben & Jerry's is slightly underrated. It's not the best, but I'd take it over Haagen Dazs.
 
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My daughter needs 35 or more boxes to get the Girls Scout badge. I ended up buying 28 boxes. Love the dulce de leche, and samoas. They have a cranberry cookie I am eager to try. Still 28 boxes is insane! But the girls want to plan a trip to Savannah GA to the home of the first Girls Scouts. And I would not let my daughter go soliciting in the neighborhood.
Why make your daughter work hard to earn something she wants when you can just buy it for her?
 
My daughter needs 35 or more boxes to get the Girls Scout badge. I ended up buying 28 boxes. Love the dulce de leche, and samoas. They have a cranberry cookie I am eager to try. Still 28 boxes is insane! But the girls want to plan a trip to Savannah GA to the home of the first Girls Scouts. And I would not let my daughter go soliciting in the neighborhood.
Why make your daughter work hard to earn something she wants when you can just buy it for her?
I see your point, I do. But Florida is full of creepy people. I don't trust this place. Tampa is a hot spot for pediophiles. It's just not worth it. I so miss my adopted state of Alabama, where people are people. I got no excuse for your reproach. Sad. :homer:
 
Yeah Keebler just unleashed a clone of the Samoa. Tasty.

I swear the mint Oreos taste just like thin mints, as well. Sure, the texture is different, but for taste, very similar, and you get a lot more for the :homer:

 
My daughter needs 35 or more boxes to get the Girls Scout badge. I ended up buying 28 boxes. Love the dulce de leche, and samoas. They have a cranberry cookie I am eager to try. Still 28 boxes is insane! But the girls want to plan a trip to Savannah GA to the home of the first Girls Scouts. And I would not let my daughter go soliciting in the neighborhood.
Why make your daughter work hard to earn something she wants when you can just buy it for her?
I see your point, I do. But Florida is full of creepy people. I don't trust this place. Tampa is a hot spot for pediophiles. It's just not worth it. I so miss my adopted state of Alabama, where people are people. I got no excuse for your reproach. Sad. :homer:
Any family members to escort her? Or at least someway to create the illusion of her doing most of the work?
 
My daughter needs 35 or more boxes to get the Girls Scout badge. I ended up buying 28 boxes. Love the dulce de leche, and samoas. They have a cranberry cookie I am eager to try. Still 28 boxes is insane! But the girls want to plan a trip to Savannah GA to the home of the first Girls Scouts. And I would not let my daughter go soliciting in the neighborhood.
Why make your daughter work hard to earn something she wants when you can just buy it for her?
I see your point, I do. But Florida is full of creepy people. I don't trust this place. Tampa is a hot spot for pediophiles. It's just not worth it. I so miss my adopted state of Alabama, where people are people. I got no excuse for your reproach. Sad. :goodposting:
Any family members to escort her? Or at least someway to create the illusion of her doing most of the work?
I'd be happy to escort her in our neighborhood, but there is a big sign at the gate that says "no soliciting" I am sure they would make exceptions for Girl Scouts, but my daughter feels kind of weird knocking on doors and breaking the rules. I have a friend who takes her daughter to Costco and she sets up a table with friends. They sold like 3000 boxes last year. It was mostly work for the parents as they had to do inventory control and manage the money. I didn't want to go that route either. We live in a nice neighborhood that is going to crap fast, with the housing crisis. A lot of trailer trash moving in renting houses and some vacant foreclosure property. I used to live on the golf course in a stately home right off the teebox in Alabama and the neighborhood was as friendly as you could ask for. Sigh.
 
My daughter needs 35 or more boxes to get the Girls Scout badge. I ended up buying 28 boxes. Love the dulce de leche, and samoas. They have a cranberry cookie I am eager to try. Still 28 boxes is insane! But the girls want to plan a trip to Savannah GA to the home of the first Girls Scouts. And I would not let my daughter go soliciting in the neighborhood.
Why make your daughter work hard to earn something she wants when you can just buy it for her?
I see your point, I do. But Florida is full of creepy people. I don't trust this place. Tampa is a hot spot for pediophiles. It's just not worth it. I so miss my adopted state of Alabama, where people are people. I got no excuse for your reproach. Sad. :goodposting:
Any family members to escort her? Or at least someway to create the illusion of her doing most of the work?
I'd be happy to escort her in our neighborhood, but there is a big sign at the gate that says "no soliciting" I am sure they would make exceptions for Girl Scouts, but my daughter feels kind of weird knocking on doors and breaking the rules. I have a friend who takes her daughter to Costco and she sets up a table with friends. They sold like 3000 boxes last year. It was mostly work for the parents as they had to do inventory control and manage the money. I didn't want to go that route either. We live in a nice neighborhood that is going to crap fast, with the housing crisis. A lot of trailer trash moving in renting houses and some vacant foreclosure property. I used to live on the golf course in a stately home right off the teebox in Alabama and the neighborhood was as friendly as you could ask for. Sigh.
It always ends up as more work for the parents, but all that ultimately matters is the child's perception. BTW, I am not trying to talk negative about you as a parent or anything like that. You are likely a very good parent and seem like a good guy. I hope you don't take any of this that way- people on message boards tend to assume everyone is looking to argue or poke fun at.
 
It always ends up as more work for the parents, but all that ultimately matters is the child's perception. BTW, I am not trying to talk negative about you as a parent or anything like that. You are likely a very good parent and seem like a good guy. I hope you don't take any of this that way- people on message boards tend to assume everyone is looking to argue or poke fun at.
Thanks 80s... and no offense taken. You make a good point. I need to try and adapt. It's hard. I used to be a lot more liberal, and when you have 3 kids under the age of 10 years old, it kind of makes you more conservative. You are right that I should not be buying my daughters badge. I accept that. I am going to try and do things different for my middle daughter when it's her time to sell the cookies.
 
It always ends up as more work for the parents, but all that ultimately matters is the child's perception. BTW, I am not trying to talk negative about you as a parent or anything like that. You are likely a very good parent and seem like a good guy. I hope you don't take any of this that way- people on message boards tend to assume everyone is looking to argue or poke fun at.
Thanks 80s... and no offense taken. You make a good point. I need to try and adapt. It's hard. I used to be a lot more liberal, and when you have 3 kids under the age of 10 years old, it kind of makes you more conservative. You are right that I should not be buying my daughters badge. I accept that. I am going to try and do things different for my middle daughter when it's her time to sell the cookies.
We are all guilty of indulging kids in this country. However, even when indulging them, we should create an illusion that they are somehow earning it. Rewarding effort is the way to encourage future effort.
 
Girl Scout cookies are one of those things where the "culture" surrounding the good far exceeds the quality of the good itself...kinda like Ben and Jerry's.
I actually think that Ben & Jerry's is slightly underrated. It's not the best, but I'd take it over Haagen Dazs.
What's the best then?
The Kirkland brand at Costco is the best store-bought ice cream I've had. Straus is up there as well, but it may not be available nationally.
 
Girl Scout cookies are one of those things where the "culture" surrounding the good far exceeds the quality of the good itself...kinda like Ben and Jerry's.
I actually think that Ben & Jerry's is slightly underrated. It's not the best, but I'd take it over Haagen Dazs.
What's the best then?
The Kirkland brand at Costco is the best store-bought ice cream I've had. Straus is up there as well, but it may not be available nationally.
Give Trader Joes ultra premium vanilla a try. Best vanilla I've ever had.
 
I paid $18 for a bag of popcorn from the Cub Scouts a few months back. That is not an exaggeration.

 
Thin Mints are like Oxygen.....except you eat them and you don't actually need them to live. But other than that, its pretty close.

 
It's Girl Scout Cookie time again. They officially started the season today. Get your order forms ready. They're coming soon.

They have a new flavor, a bitter lime powder coated cookie that will make you want to swallow a gallon of water after one bite. It's awful, just trust me. It's the 100th anniversary cookie.

I had to go to 2 different girl scout meetings and they are aggressive. The pitch this year, is "you don't eat cookies? That's ok, donate a box to a serviceman overseas" and "we take cash donations too". I don't mind my daughters selling at booths, but I don't like the fact that they are obligated or they get kicked out. $3.50 a box and they get to keep a whole 60 cents out of every box. That's mighty white of them.

 

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