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Although it also creates an interesting teaching moment for your son. 

Sit him down.  Tell him you want to go whole hog after the school.  But he’s an adult now and you want to know what he wants.  Explain it will take forever, the school will be angry, but you will tear the walls of the building down if it takes that and he decides he wants to fight this.  See what he wants. 

 
Henry Ford said:
Although it also creates an interesting teaching moment for your son. 

Sit him down.  Tell him you want to go whole hog after the school.  But he’s an adult now and you want to know what he wants.  Explain it will take forever, the school will be angry, but you will tear the walls of the building down if it takes that and he decides he wants to fight this.  See what he wants. 
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 Totally agree with this.  Go after them. They don't give a #### about your son.  It will be worth it, regardless of the outcome. 

 
Henry Ford said:
Although it also creates an interesting teaching moment for your son. 

Sit him down.  Tell him you want to go whole hog after the school.  But he’s an adult now and you want to know what he wants.  Explain it will take forever, the school will be angry, but you will tear the walls of the building down if it takes that and he decides he wants to fight this.  See what he wants. 
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He just wants to graduate and get as far away from that school as possible.  As long as they don't notify the colleges he could care less if he in NHS or not. 

 
Bob Sacamano said:
@Frostillicus

Sideways is still a horrible movie

The Bulldolls were on TV, but krista was pooping and missed it

thorn was trying to date a 28 year old, but he couldn't handle that she texts like his mom.  Or something.

"Redmond's rebuild" was 2 inches short, but his wife never complained.  There are pictures somewhere. 

Some idiot left his laptop bag in Nebraska

@Man of Constant Sorrow: Get some sleep.  And be careful doing it!

If you want to be a Jeopardy Champion, buy Smart Water

If you'd like to buy a house, bid against fish.  Especially if you're willing to make a cash offer.  fish was apparently offering hedgehogs?

https://imgur.com/a/OEF1t

Lots of people and their family members survived hurricanes, floods, wildfires, mudslides, locusts, insomnia, unemployment, and severed vas deferens.  A few of us are still working through a few of them.

Dylan is pretty awesome.  He bought us all frozen treats from the ice cream man.

cos is the new Harvey Weinstein. If you'd like a part in his next movie, the line for the Casting Easy Rest Adjustable Bed is to the left.

Sweet J is paying someone good money to learn how to get along with his wife once they're no longer married and no longer have to get along. 

DaRaiders' dad played Tambourine for Buddy Guy and his wife's boobs are good, thanks for asking

kev took a trip to somewhere.  I can never remember where with him.

We're all very proud of our Astros until their fans become obnoxious like Red Sox fans.  But they'll still be better than "Cubs fans"

We reached the end of the internet when we discovered woz is a responsible adult and Cappy has a kid. 

Start your own damn video thread!

If your doctor tells you to take 1 pill every 12 hours until the container is gone, he might not mean to take 2 pills per day.  Somehow.  It's complicated.  Apparently.

Tanner bought a Jeff Goldblum vs Godzilla shower Curtain to remind him of all the hot Asian women he worked with in the restaurant industry.

Cobalt!

We found out Apes With Guns has a pet bacon tree.  Actually true.

The kristas decided buying houses was no longer sufficient for them.  They've moved on to building houses to save money on gifts to the previous owners.

furley is still holding onto the towel rack he bought you for Christmas**.  Please to send him your address. 

Who the hell goes to Vegas without a lizard?  CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!?

jhib's father in law put his Echo down his pants and asked Alexa for a hummer.  Probably.

We never got an answer to, "Guess who's wife just backed into the neighbors car?"  Still waiting with bated breath,

Henry Ford is going through early onset puberty

rover is bringin sexyback. But he's doing it with less money than he had before halftime.

Lambskin's collecting decorations for St. Patrick's Day if you have any you'd like to contribute.

Frosty made a brief appearance.  It was OK.  Kind of a pain in the ###.  I mean, not like in the GM getting to 3rd and a half base kind of way.  But still.

**Some assembly required. Instructions not included.
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Omg we are building a house!

 
Coop is the new face of Monkey Business Sports - Water Toys line.  He's getting paid $125 for a 2 hour photo shoot to be used for their packaging.  Not too shabby and he gets out of school early today.  About damn time one of my kids started making some money.

 
General Malaise said:
Yeah, he's going to get a whole box of these do-hickies that he can pass out to his buddies.  If he has any sense, he'll pass them out to the cute girls too. :thumbup:
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Teach him a lesson about real life. “Son, you go over to that slightly homely girl, take a sip off this flask, and you give her a finger rocket too.  You’ll understand why when you’re older.”

 
Guess who’s wife got the van stuck in their partially shoveled driveway approach (#### shoveling that 3 times) last night

well apparently at some point trying to get it out she hit the parking  break button which is right under the shifting knob (don’t buy a Pacifica).  So I spent several minutes rocking it, digging more out and then finally realizing that band easily getting it out

also if you remember the broken kitchen faucet fiasco I know have a replacement bathtub spout and 4 kitchen spray hoses (I did need one of those but got 3 more today for good measure).  Still no kitchen faucet 

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Guess who’s wife got the van stuck in their partially shoveled driveway approach (#### shoveling that 3 times) last night

well apparently at some point trying to get it out she hit the parking  break button which is right under the shifting knob (don’t buy a Pacifica).  So I spent several minutes rocking it, digging more out and then finally realizing that band easily getting it out

also if you remember the broken kitchen faucet fiasco I know have a replacement bathtub spout and 4 kitchen spray hoses (I did need one of those but got 3 more today for good measure).  Still no kitchen faucet 
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Yours?

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Guess who’s wife got the van stuck in their partially shoveled driveway approach (#### shoveling that 3 times) last night

well apparently at some point trying to get it out she hit the parking  break button which is right under the shifting knob (don’t buy a Pacifica).  So I spent several minutes rocking it, digging more out and then finally realizing that band easily getting it out

also if you remember the broken kitchen faucet fiasco I know have a replacement bathtub spout and 4 kitchen spray hoses (I did need one of those but got 3 more today for good measure).  Still no kitchen faucet 
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How many holes we looking at here?  Kitchen faucet-wise. Not your wife.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Guess who’s wife got the van stuck in their partially shoveled driveway approach (#### shoveling that 3 times) last night

well apparently at some point trying to get it out she hit the parking  break button which is right under the shifting knob (don’t buy a Pacifica).  So I spent several minutes rocking it, digging more out and then finally realizing that band easily getting it out

also if you remember the broken kitchen faucet fiasco I know have a replacement bathtub spout and 4 kitchen spray hoses (I did need one of those but got 3 more today for good measure).  Still no kitchen faucet 
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"driveway approach"?

 
mr. furley said:
"driveway approach"?
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That’s what we call where the driveway meets the street here in Michigan.   So when the streets get plowed it gets filled with all the snow from the street and it’s usually dense and wet and heavy as hell and you shovel it and then it snows again or those ####ers do a 2nd (or 3rd) plowing 

 
Bob Sacamano said:
The Bulldolls were on TV, but krista was pooping and missed it

If your doctor tells you to take 1 pill every 12 hours until the container is gone, he might not mean to take 2 pills per day.  Somehow.  It's complicated.  Apparently.
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I wasn’t pooping.

That latter one is still befuddling.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Guess who’s wife got the van stuck in their partially shoveled driveway approach (#### shoveling that 3 times) last night

well apparently at some point trying to get it out she hit the parking  break button which is right under the shifting knob (don’t buy a Pacifica).  So I spent several minutes rocking it, digging more out and then finally realizing that band easily getting it out

also if you remember the broken kitchen faucet fiasco I know have a replacement bathtub spout and 4 kitchen spray hoses (I did need one of those but got 3 more today for good measure).  Still no kitchen faucet 
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Furleys?

 
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