GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

JFC...I think I found it.

"The Gretna Heritage Festival is Oct. 2-4 and its headliners include Kid Rock, Hank Williams Jr., Bret Michaels and Uncle Kracker"

Damn...I might go to this. The people watching factor will be exponential

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Is she spanished?

 

[cosjobs]

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Going to need context

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm the last 36 hours I have

- entered my kid in a private school

- accepted a new job

- bought a house.

Woot

Everything's coming up BAbe! Congrats GB.

 

[Ignoramus]

There's a local brewery that has an IPA called Hopadillo. I like to order their black IPA, Hopadillo Negro, but say it like I don't know the Spanish word for "black."

 

[Annyong]

Hopadillo African American

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There's a local brewery that has an IPA called Hopadillo. I like to order their black IPA, Hopadillo Negro, but say it like I don't know the Spanish word for "black."

Hilarity ensues...

 

[cosjobs]

I'm the last 36 hours I have

- entered my kid in a private school

- accepted a new job

- bought a house.

Woot

You're like the George Jefferson of all us gmtan negro armadeeyos

 

[Idiot Boxer]

1.5 Hopadillo Jones, WR, Hou

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

1.5 Hopadillo Jones, WR, Hou

Seriously thought I was in the wrong thread...this name would fit right in.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Is she spanished?

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Going to need context

"I saw a Facebook story where a guy tried to shoot an Arm-uh-DEE-yo and the bullet bounced off and killed him"

 

[shuke]

My promised promotion has been delayed for two months because, it turns out, our director is new and didn't know how to use the Web-based personnel management application.

He has now been clued in, and we're waiting on Finance now. Ahh, bureaucracy.

I'd demand retroactive raise when you get it, or walk.

 

[heckmanm]

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Is she spanished?

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Going to need context

"I saw a Facebook story where a guy tried to shoot an Arm-uh-DEE-yo and the bullet bounced off and killed him"

She should go all-in and roll the "r", too - Arrrr-ma-DEE-yo

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm the last 36 hours I have

- entered my kid in a private school

- accepted a new job

- bought a house.

Woot

None of those are stressful.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Is she spanished?

My wife pronounced the word armadillo arm-uh-DEE-yo last night.

What's the play here?

Going to need context

"I saw a Facebook story where a guy tried to shoot an Arm-uh-DEE-yo and the bullet bounced off and killed him"

Relevant

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I call them "armadildos". I'm pretty wild.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Great. Now I'm hungry for Chinesed food.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm the last 36 hours I have

- entered my kid in a private school

- accepted a new job

- bought a house.

Woot

Really happy for the huge turnaround you've made over the last couple of years. It's truly impressive.

Indeed. Everything is A O Toberferst!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thanks red.

 

[General Malaise]

Step 1: open the orange sherbet.

Step 2.

Orange Sherbert? What is this, the 60s? All the glorious flavors of ice cream available and you choose something your grandmother served growing up? Were they out of neopolitan?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Step 1: open the orange sherbet.

Step 2.

Orange Sherbert? What is this, the 60s? All the glorious flavors of ice cream available and you choose something your grandmother served growing up? Were they out of neopolitan?

I once ate a whole container of lime sherbet when I was a kid. Had neon green diarrhea for two days. True story.

 

[General Malaise]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

 

[General Malaise]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

Not even top five.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

Not even top five.

Who hates Iowa?

 

[Tecumseh]

Georgia?

 

[JaxBill]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

Not even top five.

OctoMom?

 

[General Malaise]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

Not even top five.

Who hates Iowa?

Look at the big brain on Tre!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Nobody lays more eggs than Oregon.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Nobody lays more eggs than Oregon.

lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

Not even top five.

Who hates Iowa?

Look at the big brain on Tre!

Its mostly skull, tbh.

 

[General Malaise]

Nobody lays more eggs than Oregon.

NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!111111

 

[tommyboy]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/703c36d3dacc6fb7878e37f1cd73b476/tumblr_nsigvcQVsl1sp9syeo1_500.png

 

[General Malaise]

Portland is a great town for Thai food, Sushi, Korean, Vietnamese...but I've been here 20 years and have yet to find a decent Chinese place. Damndest thing. I've given up. Used to love me a good Chinese buffet but not here. Everything is putrid.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

love me some Death Grips

 

[cosjobs]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

Not even top five.

The state of your wifes uterus?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What state is the nation's leading egg producer?

Mississippi?

Not even top five.

The state of your wifes uterus?

Ohnohedentent

 

[kevzilla]

Life finds a way. You could encase that womb in amber and GM would knock it up.

 

[General Malaise]

GUYS, I'M GETTING A VASCETAMY!!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GUYS, I'M GETTING A VASCETAMY!!!!!!

Tamorrow?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I retired from all my fantasy leagues. I feel free and a little sad.

 

[General Malaise]

I retired from all my fantasy leagues. I feel free and a little sad.

HFFL looking for a replacement owner.

 

[General Malaise]

GUYS, I'M GETTING A VASCETAMY!!!!!!

Tamorrow?

no. but one day. my wife said we can't have innercourse for a couple of years, so I'm going to wait until then.

 

[tommyboy]

Portland is a great town for Thai food, Sushi, Korean, Vietnamese...but I've been here 20 years and have yet to find a decent Chinese place. Damndest thing. I've given up. Used to love me a good Chinese buffet but not here. Everything is putrid.

only one i've ever really liked was over on my side of town on 82nd, Wongs King http://www.yelp.com/biz/wongs-king-seafood-restaurant-portland?osq=Best+Chinese+Food

Legin is another pretty good dim sum place.

also, go to Franks Noodle house off Burnside http://www.yelp.com/biz/franks-noodle-house-portland

was featured on that Guy Ferreri show on the Food Network a few years back, order the hand made noodles, its unbelievable

 

[tommyboy]

Portland is a great town for Thai food, Sushi, Korean, Vietnamese...but I've been here 20 years and have yet to find a decent Chinese place. Damndest thing. I've given up. Used to love me a good Chinese buffet but not here. Everything is putrid.

my problem is i cant find a good mexican place. They all suck compared to what i can make at home.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

was featured on that Guy Ferreri show on the Food Network a few years back, order the hand made noodles, its unbelievable

Oh boy. Now you've done it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Might as well have mentioned how great their cantaloupe pizza is.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland is a great town for Thai food, Sushi, Korean, Vietnamese...but I've been here 20 years and have yet to find a decent Chinese place. Damndest thing. I've given up. Used to love me a good Chinese buffet but not here. Everything is putrid.

only one i've ever really liked was over on my side of town on 82nd, Wongs King http://www.yelp.com/biz/wongs-king-seafood-restaurant-portland?osq=Best+Chinese+Food

Legin is another pretty good dim sum place.

also, go to Franks Noodle house off Burnside http://www.yelp.com/biz/franks-noodle-house-portland

was featured on that Guy Ferreri show on the Food Network a few years back, order the hand made noodles, its unbelievable

82nd? What am I, a hooker?

That noodle place looks good. There's a Korean place near me that hand spins their noodles. So good.

Man, I'm starving.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland is a great town for Thai food, Sushi, Korean, Vietnamese...but I've been here 20 years and have yet to find a decent Chinese place. Damndest thing. I've given up. Used to love me a good Chinese buffet but not here. Everything is putrid.

my problem is i cant find a good mexican place. They all suck compared to what i can make at home.

I agree completely. Mexican restaurants here are dreadful. And their names are so stupid - "Si Senor!" and "Muchos Gracias!" If I went to Mexico, I assure you I wouldn't want to eat an American place called "THANK YOU VERY MUCH".

There's a decent food truck in Beaverton that I've been to once with my man Sosa...he did all the ordering in Spanish and their sauces were top notch. They aren't always open and I was the only gringo in line, but the burrito I had was better than anything I've had at Chipotle or Que Doba.