GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (32 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

Texas https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&t=2m42s&v=hBNxxFq2dKY

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

 

[General Malaise]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

You guys going to Circus Circus and the M&M museum later?

 

[tommyboy]

Currently at the Big House rooting for Oregon St to ruin harbaughs debut

Lotta hot coeds here

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Currently at the Big House rooting for Oregon St to ruin harbaughs debut

Lotta hot coeds here

Partial like of this post

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Currently at the Big House rooting for Oregon St to ruin harbaughs debut

Lotta hot coeds here

And yet you still have time to defend the Tea Party in the FFA.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

You guys going to Circus Circus and the M&M museum later?

He says he knows where your wife's parents live and he's not afraid to suffocate them with powdered sugar.

 

[kevzilla]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

You guys going to Circus Circus and the M&M museum later?

It's not a museum, it's a store full of colors they don't sell anywhere else. Also, has a Bank of America ATM, which is rare on the Strip.

 

[General Malaise]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

You guys going to Circus Circus and the M&M museum later?

It's not a museum, it's a store full of colors they don't sell anywhere else. Also, has a Bank of America ATM, which is rare on the Strip.

I love that you know this.

 

[General Malaise]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

You guys going to Circus Circus and the M&M museum later?

He says he knows where your wife's parents live and he's not afraid to suffocate them with powdered sugar.

Foos wearing his fedora?

Hey, can you out a decent sized wager on Ducks OVER for me? Can PayPal. Text me.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

Belgian Waffles cause GM's head to explode?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

You guys going to Circus Circus and the M&M museum later?

He says he knows where your wife's parents live and he's not afraid to suffocate them with powdered sugar.

Foos wearing his fedora? Hey, can you out a decent sized wager on Ducks OVER for me? Can PayPal. Text me.

Bob had to put a drunk friend to bed and left his phone in the room when he came back to bar. I'm on my way to airport. Can bet game online.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

Belgian Waffles cause GM's head to explode?

Only when adults order them.

 

[General Malaise]

Why not just eat a plate of cookies for breakfast?

 

[Henry Ford]

Foosball God's Vegas hangover breakfast. Somewhere in Portland, GM's brain is exploding

Belgian Waffles cause GM's head to explode?

Only when adults order them.

Belgian adults should be allowed.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Why not just eat a plate of cookies for breakfast?

Are you aware of what goes into a waffle vis-a-vis cookies?

Because it doesn't seem like it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why not just eat a plate of cookies for breakfast?

NOBODY KNOWS!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think these Spartans are up to something.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey Uruk Bill. I'd like to apologize for the aszwhooping my BG Falcons laid upon your Terps today.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why not just eat a plate of cookies for breakfast?

Wait, is that weird?

 

[belljr]

Going to go have some cookies

 

[-fish-]

Made roverkid chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast this morning

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My wife's aunt and uncle had 3 boys. The aunt wanted to have a girl so they tried one more time. Then they had twin girls. Having 5 kids sounds absolutely like insane torture to me, but their 5 kids are all good people. You'll get through the insanity and at the end of the day have a great and happy family. Hang in there.

I'm also drunk.

 

[Ignoramus]

I just finished baking a batch of biscotti. Tell an Eye-talian he's wrong for eating cookies for breakfast. I dare you.

 

[Ignoramus]

Oh yeah, Frankenhooker is on The Movie Channel in 14 minutes.

 

[strykerpks]

I want to drink with GM so hard. I want to drink so hard I have to stay at his house and then I would wake up and make him some flapjacks and bacon and cantaloupe. And he'd like it

 

[Tecumseh]

I think these Mormons are up to something.

 

[Frostillicus]

I want to drink with GM so hard. I want to drink so hard I have to stay at his house and then I would wake up and make him some flapjacks and bacon and cantaloupe. And he'd like it

All those babies would wake you up at like 3am.

 

[Frostillicus]

I cannot believe I am supposed to play softball tomorrow (today) at 8 and 9pm. I feel like I made some sort of huge mistake. Not having twins mistake, but a mistake.

 

[strykerpks]

I want to drink with GM so hard. I want to drink so hard I have to stay at his house and then I would wake up and make him some flapjacks and bacon and cantaloupe. And he'd like it

All those babies would wake you up at like 3am.

See that's where you have the wrong idea. The kids are with mom/grandma/grandpa/nanny/niece/neighbor/etc

It's my dream so the kids are not my problem!!!!1!!111!!!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I cannot believe I am supposed to play softball tomorrow (today) at 8 and 9pm. I feel like I made some sort of huge mistake. Not having twins mistake, but a mistake.

This calls for a lot of bat-flips.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hey Uruk Bill. I'd like to apologize for the aszwhooping my BG Falcons laid upon your Terps today.

No apologies necessary. That was a good, old-fashioned butt-kicking.

 

[General Malaise]

Why not just eat a plate of cookies for breakfast?

Are you aware of what goes into a waffle vis-a-vis cookies?

Because it doesn't seem like it.

No, I get it vis-a-vis guy...I was referring more to the powdered sugar gunked on top. Just not a big sweets guy for breakfast. You guys still crave Cookie Crisp?

 

[General Malaise]

I want to drink with GM so hard. I want to drink so hard I have to stay at his house and then I would wake up and make him some flapjacks and bacon and cantaloupe. And he'd like it

All those babies would wake you up at like 3am.

That's true. Been up since 330. Now 430. Cool weekend.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Blueberry cookies for breakfast this morning

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Why not just eat a plate of cookies for breakfast?

Are you aware of what goes into a waffle vis-a-vis cookies?

Because it doesn't seem like it.

No, I get it vis-a-vis guy...I was referring more to the powdered sugar gunked on top. Just not a big sweets guy for breakfast. You guys still crave Cookie Crisp?

This reads like an Otis post.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I want to drink with GM so hard. I want to drink so hard I have to stay at his house and then I would wake up and make him some flapjacks and bacon and cantaloupe. And he'd like it

All those babies would wake you up at like 3am.

That's true. Been up since 330. Now 430. Cool weekend.

Just have your phone on auto-dial to me. That time of the morning, we speak the same language.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chris Berman's pretty much crapface drunk 24-7, right?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

If he isn't, then he's been having a stroke for about the past 25 years.

 

[kevzilla]

Chris Berman's pretty much crapface drunk 24-7, right?

This thread is possibly the worst place on Earth to complain about someone being drunk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chris Berman's pretty much crapface drunk 24-7, right?

This thread is possibly the worst place on Earth to complain about someone being drunk.

guy gets paid big bucks to communicate and he sounds like Kramer in that Seinfeld episode were Mel Torme thinks he's "special".

 

[General Malaise]

He's a giant waste of carbon. Can't wait to listen to him doing play-by-play tomorrow night.

 

[bentley]

Packing up the tailgate bus this morning and Yuke grabbed a can out of the cooler and told me that I needed to drink beer while I worked. Proud parenting moment.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm sure there are uglier athletes than the gal who lost the US Open Finals yesterday, but she has to be in the top 5, right? Yikes....

 

[General Malaise]

Context

https://www.google.com/search?q=roberta+vinci&client=ms-android-sprint-us&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMI5d7wjrD0xwIVyi-ICh3_pQ1q&biw=360&bih=517

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm sure there are uglier athletes than the gal who lost the US Open Finals yesterday, but she has to be in the top 5, right? Yikes....

What are you talking about? http://e2.365dm.com/13/09/768x576/Roberta-Vinci-US-Open-2013-R4_2997380.jpg?20140717200047

 

[General Malaise]

I'm sure there are uglier athletes than the gal who lost the US Open Finals yesterday, but she has to be in the top 5, right? Yikes....

What are you talking about? http://e2.365dm.com/13/09/768x576/Roberta-Vinci-US-Open-2013-R4_2997380.jpg?20140717200047

I'M EATING JERKWAD!An egg sando with sharp white cheddar and Siracha on a bagel. Maybe I should another it in cake icing?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm sure there are uglier athletes than the gal who lost the US Open Finals yesterday, but she has to be in the top 5, right? Yikes....

What are you talking about? http://e2.365dm.com/13/09/768x576/Roberta-Vinci-US-Open-2013-R4_2997380.jpg?20140717200047

I'M EATING JERKWAD!An egg sando with sharp white cheddar and Siracha on a bagel. Maybe I should another it in cake icing?

You know who probably loves French toast smothered in syrup and powdered sugar? Mark Dantonio.

 

[bentley]

I guess print really is dead. Multi page lead story in the Statesman about how awful my company is today and it has generated zero interest compared to the online one that was posted last week.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I guess print really is dead. Multi page lead story in the Statesman about how awful my company is today and it has generated zero interest compared to the online one that was posted last week.

Do you work for Eggos or Mrs. Butterworth?