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[kevzilla]

This is some of the worst swill that anyone has ever tried to pass off as champagne. The only way to get it down is drown it in orange juice. Which I am doing, with gusto.

 

[Osaurus]

K4 - I'm sure after you move next week there will be one close by. And happy birthday!

I'll have you all know that I have lived in the same house for the last 14(!!!111) months.

This and the powerball jackpot? Unprecedented.

 

[bentley]

Just heard on Meet the Press that Ted Cruz has a 73% favorability rating in Ohio.

Lost cause

His rating isn't that high in his immediate family. No way.

 

[General Malaise]

Sold 4 cars on Craigslist or Backpages. #### car dealers square in the pee hole. Scummiest scum to ever scum.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I ate some questionable sausage for breakfast

Pray for Mojo

NTTAWWT

 

[GroveDiesel]

I ate some questionable sausage for breakfast

Pray for Mojo

NTTAWWT

 

[krista4]

K4 - I'm sure after you move next week there will be one close by. And happy birthday!

I'll have you all know that I have lived in the same house for the last 14(!!!111) months.

This and the powerball jackpot? Unprecedented.

Coincidentally, I bought my first-ever lottery ticket this morning.

 

[Abraham]

Did anyone win last night?

 

[krista4]

Did anyone win last night?

They expect it to get to $1.3 billion. That's why I went ahead and bought one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

K4 - I'm sure after you move next week there will be one close by. And happy birthday!

I'll have you all know that I have lived in the same house for the last 14(!!!111) months.

This and the powerball jackpot? Unprecedented.

Coincidentally, I bought my first-ever lottery ticket this morning.

You could buy all of Nicaragua

 

[General Malaise]

K4 - I'm sure after you move next week there will be one close by. And happy birthday!

I'll have you all know that I have lived in the same house for the last 14(!!!111) months.

This and the powerball jackpot? Unprecedented.

Coincidentally, I bought my first-ever lottery ticket this morning.

You could buy all of Nicaragua

Again?

 

[bostonfred]

I honestly don't know who I feel worse for, Bengals fans or vikings fans. Two of the worst losses possible.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm starting to think that this winning a billion dollars in Powerball thing might not be all that great.

Mrs Limp: honey, all I'm trying to do is......(insert muffled trumpeted / Peanuts adult voice here)

Me: Would $100,000 be enough to get you to go away?

Mrs Limp: No, I have 100,000 of those

 

[urbanhack]

I honestly don't know who I feel worse for, Bengals fans or vikings fans. Two of the worst losses possible.

Vikings fans

 

[krista4]

Sold 4 cars on Craigslist or Backpages. #### car dealers square in the pee hole. Scummiest scum to ever scum.

No doubt. But with two cars to sell I could presumably just deal with one ####### once and be done, rather than dealing with multiple humans over the course of days/weeks. :shudder:

 

[the rover]

Sold 4 cars on Craigslist or Backpages. #### car dealers square in the pee hole. Scummiest scum to ever scum.

I honestly thought backpage was just for hookers and strippers. I had no idea you could sell a car there...unless you sold it to a hooker?

 

[bostonfred]

I only use payforsexwithhookers.com to buy and sell cars on the Internet. It pays to use a reputable site.

 

[tommyboy]

I buy used hooker cars on backpage

 

[the rover]

Do the cars come with dead hookers in the trunk?

 

[tommyboy]

I have them detailed by dwarf strippers

 

[Annyong]

How is Desean Jackson so bad at running into the endzone? He's going to cost the Redskins this game. They should have 3-4 more points right now.

 

[Ignoramus]

Kev my friend Avi is in town and partying with a guy named Vic Lagina. Highly envourage you to check out Vic's Twitter. Partying with Vic is a transformative And highly dangerous experience. Let me know if you want me to make an introduction.

Lick ######, huh?

 

[Ignoramus]

I have to go back to work tomarrow after being on vacation since we went to the hospital on December 16th to have the kid. Strangely not looking forward to it at all.

 

[kevzilla]

My mini-suite for the last three nights has been comped.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Other than the KC/Houston game yesterday, this has been a crazy wild card weekend. The Skins/Pack game looks to be going down to the wire, too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My mini-suite for the last three nights has been comped.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/971/686/891.jpg

 

[bentley]

Kev my friend Avi is in town and partying with a guy named Vic Lagina. Highly envourage you to check out Vic's Twitter. Partying with Vic is a transformative And highly dangerous experience. Let me know if you want me to make an introduction.

This seems to be burying the lead. Let's talk about your friend Avi. And whether they will be partying this week. AngryWife and I headed out for LV on Wednesday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I know Vic's brother, Harry.

 

[kevzilla]

My mini-suite for the last three nights has been comped.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/971/686/891.jpg

I also got a couple of nice travel mugs. I am so baller.

 

[kevzilla]

Kev my friend Avi is in town and partying with a guy named Vic Lagina. Highly envourage you to check out Vic's Twitter. Partying with Vic is a transformative And highly dangerous experience. Let me know if you want me to make an introduction.

This seems to be burying the lead. Let's talk about your friend Avi. And whether they will be partying this week. AngryWife and I headed out for LV on Wednesday.

Guy sitting next to me at Chicago Brewing Company last night was from Austin. Works for the Livestrong Foundation.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Angry Vikings Dad

"I'm so sorry Troy"

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Angry Vikings Dad

"I'm so sorry Troy"

He doesn't have that alien, northern MW accent. Is cussing the universal dialect?

 

[mr roboto]

Angry Vikings Dad

"I'm so sorry Troy"

He doesn't have that alien, northern MW accent. Is cussing the universal dialect?

He's got it ever so slightly. That's about as animated and angry as you'll ever see a Minnesotan.

 

[bentley]

Kev my friend Avi is in town and partying with a guy named Vic Lagina. Highly envourage you to check out Vic's Twitter. Partying with Vic is a transformative And highly dangerous experience. Let me know if you want me to make an introduction.

This seems to be burying the lead. Let's talk about your friend Avi. And whether they will be partying this week. AngryWife and I headed out for LV on Wednesday.

Guy sitting next to me at Chicago Brewing Company last night was from Austin. Works for the Livestrong Foundation.

Interesting. Trying to hire a guy from there as prez of UW right now.

 

[Abraham]

You sure the next president of the Austin United Way should be from Chicago Brewing Company?

 

[bentley]

You sure the next president of the Austin United Way should be from Chicago Brewing Company?

Bar for success here is pretty low.

 

[Abraham]

I see what you did there.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

$TedDanson

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hay, payforsexwithhookers.com isn't a real site! Jerks!

 

[Annyong]

Was watching Shameless and Emmy Rossum is a fetching little thing eh?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Was watching Shameless and Emmy Rossum is a fetching little thing eh?

Quite.

 

[kevzilla]

Moved to the D (Tanner>hi). May not get this comped, but I paid Motel 6 money for it, so I don't care. Off into the night.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

"Moved to the D" is Kev's "Fun Boy Three" cover band name.

 

[-fish-]

Hay, payforsexwithhookers.com isn't a real site! Jerks!

you should probably register it before someone else does.

 

[General Malaise]

Nice to know the brainwashed sycophants from Lance Armstrong's cult are in high demand.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I started to watch a new show on Fox called Bordertown...I have no idea how this made it on TV. The jokes are not only predictable, but just not even funny either.

 

[kevzilla]

Nice to know the brainwashed sycophants from Lance Armstrong's cult are in high demand.

Gather round, kids! The hedge-fund guy is going to teach us about morality!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Moved to the D (Tanner>hi). May not get this comped, but I paid Motel 6 money for it, so I don't care. Off into the night.

Sigma Derby?

 

[kevzilla]

Moved to the D (Tanner>hi). May not get this comped, but I paid Motel 6 money for it, so I don't care. Off into the night.

Sigma Derby?

That would require interaction with other people. :shudder:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Moved to the D (Tanner>hi). May not get this comped, but I paid Motel 6 money for it, so I don't care. Off into the night.

Sigma Derby?

That would require interaction with other people. :shudder:

Wear a box on your head.