GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

#### everybody who liked this post.

scrolled back up, just to like it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 That's totally how I interpreted it the first time.

Wait...am I the old guy, the cat guy, or the Cheap Trick guy?

make up your ####### minds.

 

[shuke]

So, my kids like to read the comics in the paper.  Yes, we still get the paper on the weekends.  My daughter is still learning to read so she'll ask me what some of the words mean.  I had totally forgotten how absolutely horrible most of these comics are.  How do people get paid for these?  The Marmaduke and Dennis the Menace are right next to each other, and I noticed that they are so dumb that you can switch the captions and they still make just as much sense or may actually be funnier.  

Friday

Saturday

 

[Drifter]

So, my kids like to read the comics in the paper.  Yes, we still get the paper on the weekends.  My daughter is still learning to read so she'll ask me what some of the words mean.  I had totally forgotten how absolutely horrible most of these comics are.  How do people get paid for these?  The Marmaduke and Dennis the Menace are right next to each other, and I noticed that they are so dumb that you can switch the captions and they still make just as much sense or may actually be funnier.  

Friday

Saturday

You working on new standup material?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

LOLOL at Saturday 

 

[shuke]

You working on new standup material?

I'm planning to turn this into a blog and make millions.  

 

[shuke]

LOLOL at Saturday 

I knew Tanner would get it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I knew Tanner would get it.

Now I'm the comic captions switcheroo guy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

i hope this is the next Bears free agent signing. http://m.imgur.com/YsJZ2jq

 

[General Malaise]

i hope this is the next Bears free agent signing. http://m.imgur.com/YsJZ2jq

 

[sports_fan]

Take a dump on your fears

 

[ScottNorwood]

So, my kids like to read the comics in the paper.  Yes, we still get the paper on the weekends.  My daughter is still learning to read so she'll ask me what some of the words mean.  I had totally forgotten how absolutely horrible most of these comics are.  How do people get paid for these?  The Marmaduke and Dennis the Menace are right next to each other, and I noticed that they are so dumb that you can switch the captions and they still make just as much sense or may actually be funnier.  

Friday

Saturday

http://i.imgur.com/2gq6qII.png

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Abraham]

Uninsured and unlicensed motorist just hit me in a dodge truck going 35.  Didn't even bother to tap the brakes. My f150 ended up under the truck in front of me. 

Been a while, how is everyone doing?

 

[heckmanm]

Uninsured and unlicensed motorist just hit me in a dodge truck going 35.  Didn't even bother to tap the brakes. My f150 ended up under the truck in front of me. 

Been a while, how is everyone doing?

Better than you, it would seem.  Hope you're uninjured and everything works out OKtoberfest

 

[Henry Ford]

Uninsured and unlicensed motorist just hit me in a dodge truck going 35.  Didn't even bother to tap the brakes. My f150 ended up under the truck in front of me. 

Been a while, how is everyone doing?

UM coverage FTW?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Uninsured and unlicensed motorist just hit me in a dodge truck going 35.  Didn't even bother to tap the brakes. My f150 ended up under the truck in front of me. 

Been a while, how is everyone doing?

Yikes.  Glad you're not dead GB.

 

[kevzilla]

So a truck hit a truck, which hit another truck. How Texas is that?

Hope you're all right, bAbe.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Wait...am I the old guy, the cat guy, or the Cheap Trick guy?

make up your ####### minds.

What is the problem Rip Van Kitty Zander?

 

[kevzilla]

You can't teach an old cat Cheap Trick.

 

[bostonfred]

You can't teach an old cat Cheap Trick.

 

[General Malaise]

Trying to find ESPN 30 for 30 about Todd Marinovich.  Best one, IMO.  Wanna show sons.  

Netflix?  Nope.

Amazon Prime?  $3.99

WTF?  Why are these inventions so good?  Nothing I want to watch is on there for free.  I quit.

 

[bostonfred]

Because there's literally nothing that's not already on the Internet. 

 

[GroveDiesel]

Wait...am I the old guy, the cat guy, or the Cheap Trick guy?

make up your ####### minds.

Yes

 

[bostonfred]

Trying to find ESPN 30 for 30 about Todd Marinovich.  Best one, IMO.  Wanna show sons.  

Netflix?  Nope.

Amazon Prime?  $3.99

WTF?  Why are these inventions so good?  Nothing I want to watch is on there for free.  I quit.

They probably have a copy at your local blockbuster.   

 

[shuke]

Uninsured and unlicensed motorist just hit me in a dodge truck going 35.  Didn't even bother to tap the brakes. My f150 ended up under the truck in front of me. 

Been a while, how is everyone doing?

Damn.  Hope you're ok.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

42 minutes ago, bostonfred said:

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW?

 

[General Malaise]

Because there's literally nothing that's not already on the Internet. 

Super.  Maybe we can gather around a laptop and bit torents it as a family.

 

[bentley]

Super.  Maybe we can gather around a laptop and bit torents it as a family.

Or you could spend $30 on a Chromecast and go to The Darewall and watch it on the big screen like the Bentleys do.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I,posted this in the lawyer thread but it's fun for all...

A friend of mine (I'll keep it anonymous just in case there is some sort of confidentiality thingy) works for a large, national restaurant chain.  A couple of months ago my friend's superior fired an employee with just cause.  The employee was given numerous write-ups, warnings, etc.  The firing was completely legit and by the book.

Said employee then turned around and sued the company for not only wrongful termination but discrimination.   The suit is, from what I can tell, totally without merit.  If only half of the things I've been told about this employee are true, she should have been ####canned about 10 times.

One of the things this employee, we'll call her Mary,  has claimed is that another employee (we'll call him Frank) called her a racial slur a few times.  Mary claims that she reported it to my friend, Mary's supervisor, yet my friend did nothing about it.  In fact, Mary claims my friend cut her hours after reporting the racial incident.   All of this is total bull ####.  

So so today my friend was on a conference call concerning this case (can depositions be done over the phone?) with a corporate lawyer and HR.

Lawyer:  did you ever hear Frank call Mary an N-word (lawyer actuall says the real word)?

Friend:. No, never.

Lawyer: Have you ever heard anybody call Mary an N-word?

Friend:. Absolutely not

Lawyer:. And did Mary ever report to you that Frank called her an N-word?

Friend:. Absolutely not.

Lawyer: And do you have any other N-words worki...I mean African-Americans working in that department?

 

[General Malaise]

Or you could spend $30 on a Chromecast and go to The Darewall and watch it on the big screen like the Bentleys do.

When Urbanhack moves here I expect him to hook me up.

Netflix has about 43% of 30 for 30s....so dumb.  Shorting their stock tomorrow.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Google maps "legacy park brambleton Virginia"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Would have been funnier if you got hit by a doge truck. 

 

[St. Louis Bob]

@OPM, WTF

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wat

 

[St. Louis Bob]

wat

Is that lawyer from South Carolina? 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is that lawyer from South Carolina? 

Lol...actually I think "my friend" said Texas.

 

[Henry Ford]

Because there's literally nothing that's not already on the Internet. 

My penis isn't.  

 

[-fish-]

Idiocracy is watchable. 

I'm close to useless in this thread.  I'm sorry. 

 

[rockaction]

Idiocracy is watchable. 

I'm close to useless. I'm sorry. 

I still <3 you. 

 

[skol asylum]

My penis isn't.  

Leak it to Gawker. Sue and profit.

 

[-fish-]

I still <3 you. 

GMTAN brings everyone together.

Frrench whore is the end of me.  We (I is apparently dead) are in for Emerald Downs, NW peeps.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My penis isn't.  

Ummmm, about that. I may have let some images get out that were supposed to remain...private. 

Sorry gb. 

 

[Homer J Simpson]

GMTAN brings everyone together.

Frrench whore is the end of me.  We (I is apparently dead) are in for Emerald Downs, NW peeps.

:lonelytrumpetplayingTaps:

 

[-fish-]

GMTAN dumbasses...if you ever need to get laid, say this:

I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

Pablo Neruda is the shizznit.

 

[-fish-]

:lonelytrumpetplayingTaps:

It's been a run.

I turn it over to you, my friend.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

GMTAN dumbasses...if you ever need to get laid, say this:

I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

Pablo Neruda is the shizznit.

OH F### OFF!!!

 

[skol asylum]

Ummmm, about that. I may have let some images get out that were supposed to remain...private. 

Sorry gb. 

 

[-fish-]

OH F### OFF!!!

poetry makes the panties wet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

poetry makes the panties wet.

On French chicks maybe. I'm in Youngstown...Black Velvet, good pizza, and bad coke seem to be more their speed. 

And mine.