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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

At a pool bar in Mexico after catching a marlin this morning.  It's like rehab, I guess.  Only with booze.  

New chick seems cool.  

 
I'm in rehab.  F### all of you.

I'd kill everyone I know to be drinking beer with ignorant racist rednecks or sucking back the vino with a pack of shrieking Jewettes.

 
In a parking lot in minivan waiting out a thunderstorm before a fireworks show that doesn't start for 2 more hours

my wife is ranting to my MIL about her stepmom.  3 kids are all unruly.  I have no beer

id rather be in rehab

 
IMAX 3D said:
In a parking lot in minivan waiting out a thunderstorm before a fireworks show that doesn't start for 2 more hours

my wife is ranting to my MIL about her stepmom.  3 kids are all unruly.  I have no beer

id rather be in rehab
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Guy Fawkes Day?

 
Homer J Simpson said:
I'm in rehab.  F### all of you.

I'd kill everyone I know to be drinking beer with ignorant racist rednecks or sucking back the vino with a pack of shrieking Jewettes.
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I have limited knowledge of recovery, but isn't one of the tenants that you have to do it for you?  If you do it for someone else it won't "stick"? I guess I'm more questioning the validity of being interventioned into it.

 
facook said:
I have limited knowledge of recovery, but isn't one of the tenants that you have to do it for you?  If you do it for someone else it won't "stick"? I guess I'm more questioning the validity of being interventioned into it.
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Yeah, but it's not like I magically have no desire to drink anymore.

If someone put a nice cold case of Miller Lite in front of me at this particular moment, it'd be gone before the last one was warm.

 
Wife's smoking hot 26-year-old blonde hygienist coworker is hanging out with us tonight, drinking.  She wants to smoke a J but we live on a busy corner and in Texas, so... I'm thinking it's a good idea.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Yeah, but it's not like I magically have no desire to drink anymore.

If someone put a nice cold case of Miller Lite in front of me at this particular moment, it'd be gone before the last one was warm.
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If Miller Lite was the only thing to drink I'd give some serious thought to sobriety.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
I'm in rehab.  F### all of you.

I'd kill everyone I know to be drinking beer with ignorant racist rednecks or sucking back the vino with a pack of shrieking Jewettes.
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If you're ever wondering what addiction is, it's the willingness to kill everyone you know to hang out with racist rednecks and shrieking Jewettes in order to do the thing you're not sure you're addicted to that, if overdone, will literally kill you.

You're doing the Lord's work, HJ.  Get sober.  You deserve a kick### life.

 
Pro tip, if you give the innkeeper two bits he will give you a sandwich with your ale while the stable boys tend to your horse.

 
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