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After all my complaining about how awful our Presidential choices are this year in the FFA, it probably doesn't take a genius to figure out the hidden meaning in my dream last night of me punching a bald eagle in the face.
This was a premonition.  You will fight a bird today.

 
The whole having to request an upgrade and having to use 500 mile rewards or whatever is terrible. The automatic upgrade of yesteryear was awesome. So annoying now. 
Nothing to do with your post, but how's your vermin problem?

[not a euphemism or tribute band name, though "How's Your Vermin Problem" sounds like a lost Zappa song] 

 
Also, I'm very touched at the donations received by several of you, as is my family.  Coop said he'll never make fun of my "imaginary friends" again.  Thanks guys and gals.

 
Also, I'm very touched at the donations received by several of you, as is my family.  Coop said he'll never make fun of my "imaginary friends" again.  Thanks guys and gals.
Bring Coop to the next coshole. Krista can show up out of the blue with a Nehi 1890 Reserve for him. I've seen it happen.

 
Morning, folks :coffee:

Been on a roll this a.m. Got all of the cabinets in my kitchen and mud room reorganized. Does anyone need any kitchen garbage bags? I found two boxes of 90/each I didn't know I had :bag:  That's like a 3 year supply for me :bag: :bag:
Thanks for the kitchen bag offer, but I think I still have a couple thousand from Bob's clearance sale a few years ago.

 
Coil in AC blower has leak.  This is an 8 month old unit.  Under warranty, but no 4 ton coils in FL from manufacturer.  Looks like no AC until Monday evening repair.   :hot:  

 
Boat mechanic called yesterday to tell me boat was done,  good news it was cheap and come pick it up.   Went today and found out it isn't done and won't be cheap.   

 
My parents owned a canoe and stored it on the side of our small house.  Rich Highland Park jerkasses teased me over it but you never had to overpay a canoe mechanic and it was always available to paddle around the finest lakes and rivers of Dallas.  Looked super awesome on top of my dad's beige Chevy Nova.

 
Tookba clent to the Cards game Thursday.  Went out on the field, he threw out the first pitch.  Did this last year too.  The security gal at the field asked me why I wasn't wearing my purrito shirt.  My client looked all :confused: and asked her what she was talking about and she replies "It's only the greatest shirt ever!". 

Oh and the heat index, 117.  

 

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