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Oh, and AC died for the 2nd time in 3 weeks. My guess is that the refrigerant leak was larger than I had hoped and we're looking at a complete system replacement. Hooray. With the heat and humidity currently and a wife with MS that doesn't do well in the heat, not a good combo. Being freaking poor doesn't help either. At least I knew it was coming fairly soon and set aside money.

Which makes for a grumpy GD sitting waiting for my contact to show up this morning (after I drove 2 hours) so that I can do my work I'm scheduled for. But hey, she's only and hour late and hasn't responded to any of my calls! And she didn't notify security ahead of time so they won't let me go in and do my work like 95% of their other stores do. I could probably even swallow all of that if the freaking security guys didn't give me attitude and get snarky with me.

Happy Wednesday!! (And happy birthday krista)

 
GroveDiesel said:
Oh, and AC died for the 2nd time in 3 weeks. My guess is that the refrigerant leak was larger than I had hoped and we're looking at a complete system replacement. Hooray. With the heat and humidity currently and a wife with MS that doesn't do well in the heat, not a good combo. Being freaking poor doesn't help either. At least I knew it was coming fairly soon and set aside money.

Which makes for a grumpy GD sitting waiting for my contact to show up this morning (after I drove 2 hours) so that I can do my work I'm scheduled for. But hey, she's only and hour late and hasn't responded to any of my calls! And she didn't notify security ahead of time so they won't let me go in and do my work like 95% of their other stores do. I could probably even swallow all of that if the freaking security guys didn't give me attitude and get snarky with me.

Happy Wednesday!! (And happy birthday krista)
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Whoa. Sorry, Grove. MS? And by that exit, you're really in a heat wave, I'll bet. Peace. 

 
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Homer J Simpson said:
Of course.  I'm like Popeye without his spinach at this point.
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Pretty sure Cliff Clavin explained this to Norm.  Beer kills brain cells, and it kills the weaker ones first, Homer's problem is that the weaker brain cells are being allowed to reproduce therefore lowering the collective strength of his brain.

 
rockaction said:
Whoa. Sorry, Grove. MS? And by that exit, you're really in a heat wave, I'll bet. Peace. 
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Yeah, her MS is horrible right now. Add in her brutal concussion a couple of years ago that caused permanent damage and along with the MS forced her to take a disability retirement and it's made things tough. Topped off with a nice dose of depression and anxiety to go along with it all. Fun times.

At least I get to be the proud owner of a brand new HVAC system soon! I guess the positive is that we did set aside the money for the most part and a new system should more effectively cool and heat the whole house. So I got that going for me. Meanwhile, bought a window AC unit for the bedroom to at least keep one room cool during the day for my wife and daughter and make it bearable to sleep. It's freaking 81 degrees on the first floor right now and 88 on the 2nd. Thank God it's cooling off a bit this weekend.

 
mr. furley said:
they don't leave until they are

question is, is the poor sap dumb enough to jump in and put a ring on her finger before Abe goes broke
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My former boss's ex has lived with the best man from his wedding for the last 30 years because they know if they get married the alimony checks stop coming. Freaking brutal. My former boss is a better man than me. Pretty sure they would have had some sort of "accident" by now if it was me.

 
GroveDiesel said:
My former boss's ex has lived with the best man from his wedding for the last 30 years because they know if they get married the alimony checks stop coming. Freaking brutal. My former boss is a better man than me. Pretty sure they would have had some sort of "accident" by now if it was me.
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"No cohabitation without marriage" clause. BOOM. 

 
GroveDiesel said:
Sounds like your lawyer is a lot better than what my former boss's lawyer was. 
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Now that I think about it, It's actually better than that for my specific situation.  We have two small children and the clause is "no one involved in an intimate relationship with either party may spend the night in the presence of the children outside of marriage."

 
Abraham said:
Now that I think about it, It's actually better than that for my specific situation.  We have two small children and the clause is "no one involved in an intimate relationship with either party may spend the night in the presence of the children outside of marriage."
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Are one night stands considered relationships?

 
Abraham said:
Now that I think about it, It's actually better than that for my specific situation.  We have two small children and the clause is "no one involved in an intimate relationship with either party may spend the night in the presence of the children outside of marriage."




 
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I think this clearly allows backyard sex AFTER the kids go to bed.

 
I had a dream last night where me, my parents, and Shuke were driving down the highway. No lie. Shuke was sitting behind the driver (my dad) and we were pulling over for lunch.  

 
Abraham said:
I had a dream last night where me, my parents, and Shuke were driving down the highway. No lie. Shuke was sitting behind the driver (my dad) and we were pulling over for lunch.  
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You are struggling with the changes in your life right now.  Shuke represents your online life and friends.  Your parents represent your family and where you come from.  Note that your other friends and coworkers aren't in the car with you.  You're not alone, but it's not the group you would have expected.  Also noteworthy - you're going somewhere, but you're not driving.  You don't feel like you're in control of your life.  It's not all bad, though.  You're still getting lunch.  

 
Serious question for @Homer J Simpson

You're going camping out in the middle of nowhere, with a bunch of people you kind of know but are really strangers.  If you get in trouble, what are you going to do?  Like if you got brutally, forcibly butt raped in the middle of the woods by a total stranger, and nobody you knew in the real world would ever find out.  Would you tell anyone?  

 
Keep a box of.22 shells in your pocket at night. If anyone tried to butt rape you just drop the box into the campfire and take cover. 

 
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