GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (27 Viewers)

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

He brings a gun, you bring an RPG. That's how this works. 

They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.

 

[cosjobs]

Why were you going so slow in the left lane?

 

[General Malaise]

I did just make a Spotify playlist called "Christmas Songs that Don't Suck", so I guess that is something.

https://open.spotify.com/user/12102367775/playlist/50CFmytTGgI5dmKRsJk3tj

How in the world does Robert Earl Keen get left off this????   

And Damon's rec of White Wine in the Sun deserves a spot.

Subscribed with objections.

 

[tommyboy]

Never mind, I'm just gonna bang his wife

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oregon sounds fun 

Oregon produces 7.2 million Christmas trees a year.   Gay.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't like Christmas music much either, but I came up with a list of songs that don't make me want to break things when I hear them at least.

You put Band-Aid on there.

 

[tommyboy]

Why were you going so slow in the left lane?

Ice on the road

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

How in the world does Robert Earl Keen get left off this????   

And Damon's rec of White Wine in the Sun deserves a spot.

Subscribed with objections.

Not familiar with the Robert Earl Keen's Christmas song that you are referencing. What's it called?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

You put Band-Aid on there.

Nostalgia does funny things to one's tastes sometimes.

 

[General Malaise]

"Shemp"

We got that "unlike" button ready for beta, @Aaron Rudnicki

 

[cosjobs]

Ice on the road

So the slower traffic must keep right / left lane for passing only rules do not apply if there's ice?

 

[General Malaise]

Oregon produces 7.2 million Christmas trees a year.   Gay.

We are a prolific state of production.

 

[Rustoleum]

So the slower traffic must keep right / left lane for passing only rules do not apply if there's ice?

If the roads are "cleared" like they are here and only the one lane is free of ice, then my ### is camping in the left lane all day.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You put Band-Aid on there.

My wife loves that song.  I totally understand Ike Turner now.

 

[General Malaise]

Not familiar with the Robert Earl Keen's Christmas song that you are referencing. What's it called?

Merry Christmas from the Family

Texas tradition!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

We are a prolific state of production.

Hazel nuts and grass seed too.

(just covered the Oregon Trail today)

 

[cosjobs]

If the roads are "cleared" like they are here and only the one lane is free of ice, then my ### is camping in the left lane all day.

That makes sense. But a hillbilly able to go 75 while pulling a trailer doesn't

 

[General Malaise]

So the slower traffic must keep right / left lane for passing only rules do not apply if there's ice?

What if it was black ice?

 

[General Malaise]

Hazel nuts and grass seed too.

(just covered the Oregon Trail today)

A trail covered in dysentery.

Only other major player in Hazel nuts?  Turkey. Actually actually true.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hazel nuts and grass seed too.

(just covered the Oregon Trail today)

How much time did you spend on dysentery?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Hazel nuts and grass seed too.

(just covered the Oregon Trail today)

Link

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

How much time did you spend on dysentery?

A trail covered in dysentery.

You guys are fast.

And this place isn't exactly a bastion of originality.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Made a playlist just for Redmond

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Make a playlist just for Redmond

Just for you

 

[Limp Ditka]

Make a playlist just for Redmond

Are there really that many songs about dysentery?

 

[General Malaise]

Not familiar with the Robert Earl Keen's Christmas song that you are referencing. What's it called?

Will put this on tonight. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Will put this on tonight. 

I added it.

 

[General Malaise]

Are there really that many songs about dysentery?

You're unfamiliar with Creed's body of work?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Actually cholera was a bigger killer than dysentery despite the computer game trope.

 

[General Malaise]

I added it.

I know.  I'm you're only follower.

Now add White Wine in the Sun.  

 

[Limp Ditka]

Actually cholera was a bigger killer than dysentery despite the computer game trope.

Who am I to question someone that lived through that era?

 

[General Malaise]

Actually cholera was a bigger killer than dysentery despite the computer game trope.

Is cholera the one where you die of skinny jeans, beard pathogines and irony?

 

[mr roboto]

Why were you going so slow in the left lane?

This. Also from your story he pulled the gun cause you followed him home. 

 

[mr roboto]

Is cholera the one where you die of skinny jeans, beard pathogines and irony?

Popped cholera?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Actually cholera was a bigger killer than dysentery despite the computer game trope.

If you die from severe dehydration caused by explosive diarrhea, does it really matter which microbe caused it?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This. Also from your story he pulled the gun cause you followed him home. 

An impartial third party might wonder who the real psycho in the story is.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm you're only follower.

Hurtful.

 

[Mr.Pack]

You guys aren't much fun I was thinking of calling in a SWAT team to his house

I don't know why you didn't call the cops in the first place, telling them he pulled a gun on you.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't know why you didn't call the cops in the first place, telling them he pulled a gun on you.

Because he'd have to admit they followed him home. 

 

[General Malaise]

Hurtful.

I don't even know how playlists work.  I use Pandora because it's easier to understand.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

You should see all the rich folk skiing in the Poconos

there's skiing in the poconos?

 

[wadegarrett]

I like Jack Daniels.  He's my friend this evening.

I don't come by these parts much any more.  What'd I miss?

 

[Osaurus]

there's skiing in the poconos?

You do that in between sessions in the champagne glass hot tub and romps on the heart shaped bed.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't even know how playlists work.  I use Pandora because it's easier to understand.

s'ok good buddy.  i know less than you do about it.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

A 3 year old got shot in the back of a car during a road rage incident earlier this week. 

Here in Little Rock, Arkansas.  Terrible.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Never mind, I'm just gonna bang his wife

Sugar in his gas tank.

 

[kevzilla]

I like Jack Daniels.  He's my friend this evening.

I don't come by these parts much any more.  What'd I miss?

My Friend Jack

 

[-fish-]

Need some ideas how to get revenge on this guy.

Two nights ago coming down the mountain from skiing my bill and myself and two of my kids and two of his kids are in his van going 55 in the left lane on an icy road. All of a sudden a pick up and trailer going 75 pass on the right and veer straight into our lane, nearly side swiping us by inches. 

We follow the guy to his house. We know who he is, his business and his residence. 

He got out of his truck with a pistol in his hoodie front pocket, walked up to the driver side door and cocked the gun. I ripped into him about his horrible driving and he was defiant saying it was our fault for being in the fast lane.

I basically want to make this guys life miserable, any help is appreciate

Stop driving in the left lane. You're the villain here.   

 

[-fish-]

Homer> how long into rehab do they give you your cell phone back?

 

[Henry Ford]

I would very much like to TRY to impregnante Leah Remini. Nice skin.  

Side note - I assume anyone who says this about a member of the opposite sex is a serial killer.