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[RedmondLonghorn]

FDAS, where can I buy some of your delicious sausage?

http://www.conecuhsausage.com/default.aspx

Is the sausage company your family's? Or you just work there?

I am intrigued in either case.

I know the people that own it.

I see. Which variety is best?

Leaning Cajun, but could be sold on any of them.

http://www.conecuhsausage.com/ProdDetail.aspx?pid=48

That's my personal favorite

Was all teed up to order a 6 pound assortment pack for $50.

The cheapest shipping option was $39. <_<

It looks like good stuff, but at $15/pound all in I am gonna pass.

 

[kevzilla]

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between professionals and scammers on dating sites, so it can be fun to throw out a quick message to see what you get back.

Another today:

Having cut off a slice of sausage

Why you do not write to me? Anastasiya.

Self explanatory imo

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is a real life post that I just saw on Facebook. First some background: The guy who posted it was two years ahead of my in high school, so he is 46 or 47 years old. He is in a marginally successful band in L.A.. He is a characiture of the self-absorbed musician who takes himself and his "art" too seriously. See if you can find anything else worth commenting on:

#‎tbt‬ 2008 i went to Iraq for 2 weeks to entertain our USA troops Armed with my Guitar & BulletProof Vest. Photo taken at heli-landing pad undisclosed location in North Iraq at sunrise as i ran for the only Black Hawk helicopter flight outta there being evacuated to a safer location. ‪#‎Freedom‬ ‪#‎Marines‬ ‪#‎Thankful‬ ‪#‎Iraq‬ ‪#‎WarZone‬ ‪#‎KeepHeadDown‬ ‪#‎RunForTheBlackHawk‬ ‪#‎ArmedWithGuitarAndBulletProofVest‬ ‪#‎USA‬ ‪#‎BlackHawkHelicopter‬ ‪#‎UnitedStatesMilitary‬ ‪#‎DontKnockItTillYouTryIt‬ ‪#‎Home‬

 

[Idiot Boxer]

This is a real life post that I just saw on Facebook. First some background: The guy who posted it was two years ahead of my in high school, so he is 46 or 47 years old. He is in a marginally successful band in L.A.. He is a characiture of the self-absorbed musician who takes himself and his "art" too seriously. See if you can find anything else worth commenting on:

#‎tbt 2008 i went to Iraq for 2 weeks to entertain our USA troops Armed with my Guitar & BulletProof Vest. Photo taken at heli-landing pad undisclosed location in North Iraq at sunrise as i ran for the only Black Hawk helicopter flight outta there being evacuated to a safer location. #‎Freedom #‎Marines #‎Thankful #‎Iraq #‎WarZone #‎KeepHeadDown #‎RunForTheBlackHawk #‎ArmedWithGuitarAndBulletProofVest #‎USA #‎BlackHawkHelicopter #‎UnitedStatesMilitary #‎DontKnockItTillYouTryIt #‎Home

Brian Williams went to your high school?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Laugh and join me in hell. I'll have coke and strippers waiting.

Check.

 

[cosjobs]

FTR - I'm not going to a theater to see it but will gladly watch it when it's a rental or HBO

You are part of the problem.

My fantasy is that these movies are really traps to get the idiots of our country into a theater to see them, like Roach Motels or Fly Paper. Once the movie begins, the seats open up and the people are sucked through a portal to a remote island or a country nobody cares about like Indonesia or Canada. We really could weed out a lot of stupidity in this country by using Adam Sandler movies as a great carat.

I look forward to the day when technology advances to the point we can suck people off their couches while they watch reality shows.

Why dismiss the complete morons just because they can't afford a ticket to the movies.

 

[Annyong]

I know you guys don't care. But having my 3.5 year old show interest in painting has me pretty excited. Tonight we made this for his grandpa who rides Harleys and has tattoo sleeves.

Maybe I need my own art thread.

http://i.imgur.com/wcP7v5l.jpg

 

[cosjobs]

This is a real life post that I just saw on Facebook. First some background: The guy who posted it was two years ahead of my in high school, so he is 46 or 47 years old. He is in a marginally successful band in L.A.. He is a characiture of the self-absorbed musician who takes himself and his "art" too seriously. See if you can find anything else worth commenting on:

#‎tbt‬ 2008 i went to Iraq for 2 weeks to entertain our USA troops Armed with my Guitar & BulletProof Vest. Photo taken at heli-landing pad undisclosed location in North Iraq at sunrise as i ran for the only Black Hawk helicopter flight outta there being evacuated to a safer location. ‪#‎Freedom‬ ‪#‎Marines‬ ‪#‎Thankful‬ ‪#‎Iraq‬ ‪#‎WarZone‬ ‪#‎KeepHeadDown‬ ‪#‎RunForTheBlackHawk‬ ‪#‎ArmedWithGuitarAndBulletProofVest‬ ‪#‎USA‬ ‪#‎BlackHawkHelicopter‬ ‪#‎UnitedStatesMilitary‬ ‪#‎DontKnockItTillYouTryIt‬ ‪#‎Home‬

He makes cold meat platters of his art?

 

[Annyong]

Well now I feel stupid for posting my painting right before a real artists facebook post

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Going 100% bracket-free this year. Last year I was in one at work. I think I came in 12th out of 15. I finished behind at least 4 women who think "chalky" is what happens when you don't use enough moisturizer on your elbow.

This is my second year in a row without doing a bracket. I had done multiple ones since I was 12. It's actually quite liberating. I'm seriously considering retiring from fantasy football as well. This was year 20 for me.

 

[Hawks64]

I know you guys don't care. But having my 3.5 year old show interest in painting has me pretty excited. Tonight we made this for his grandpa who rides Harleys and has tattoo sleeves.

Maybe I need my own art thread.

http://i.imgur.com/wcP7v5l.jpg

Your drawings with their watercolors are ####### good. That's almost as good as the shark.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know you guys don't care. But having my 3.5 year old show interest in painting has me pretty excited. Tonight we made this for his grandpa who rides Harleys and has tattoo sleeves.

Maybe I need my own art thread.

http://i.imgur.com/wcP7v5l.jpg

It isn't quite my style but it rules. Very cool GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well now I feel stupid for posting my painting right before a real artists facebook post

Never mind.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I still haven't gotten an explanation why K4 left but I'm sure it will involve her birthday.

Have I told you guys why I have Sara Moses written on a Post-it that I try to see every day?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also I was at the bar today and my Mom pointed out an old gal wearing a cat shirt sweater. Just now I'm thinking about why I didn't take a picture. I think a lot may have to do with booze and my Mom buying in to cat shirt schtick.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also I was at the bar today and my Mom pointed out an old gal wearing a cat shirt sweater. Just now I'm thinking about why I didn't take a picture. I think a lot may have to do with booze and my Mom buying in to cat shirt schtick.

OMG! I'm going to be drinking with my mom at a bar on Sunday!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also I was at the bar today and my Mom pointed out an old gal wearing a cat shirt sweater. Just now I'm thinking about why I didn't take a picture. I think a lot may have to do with booze and my Mom buying in to cat shirt schtick.

OMG! I'm going to be drinking with my mom at a bar on Sunday!

Ask her if she misses the ark.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner, my brother, you hate the Counting Crows right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also I was at the bar today and my Mom pointed out an old gal wearing a cat shirt sweater. Just now I'm thinking about why I didn't take a picture. I think a lot may have to do with booze and my Mom buying in to cat shirt schtick.

OMG! I'm going to be drinking with my mom at a bar on Sunday!

Ask her if she misses the ark.

I will.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, my brother, you hate the Counting Crows right?

I hate all their song.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner, my brother, you hate the Counting Crows right?

I hate all their song.

You'll never be a simple kind of man will you?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a customer e-mail me a picture of a paper cutter she bought over a year ago that "didn't work" anymore.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a customer e-mail me a picture of a paper cutter she bought over a year ago that "didn't work" anymore.

How long should paper cutters last?

 

[Frostillicus]

Tanner, my brother, you hate the Counting Crows right?

I hate all their song.

I think they have more than one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, my brother, you hate the Counting Crows right?

I hate all their song.

I think they have more than one.

I think you're wrong and also homosexual.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a customer e-mail me a picture of a paper cutter she bought over a year ago that "didn't work" anymore.

How long should paper cutters last?

It isn't a magic blade, sharpen the ####### thing and it will last forever. I spend more time than you would imagined sharpening paper cutter blades.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thanks a lot Iowa St.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner, my brother, you hate the Counting Crows right?

I hate all their song.

I think they have more than one.

I think you're wrong and also homosexual.

He sucks one **** and he's a homo. Pretty tough IMO.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a customer e-mail me a picture of a paper cutter she bought over a year ago that "didn't work" anymore.

How long should paper cutters last?

It isn't a magic blade, sharpen the ####### thing and it will last forever. I spend more time than you would imagined sharpening paper cutter blades.

Interesting

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Tanner, my brother, you hate the Counting Crows right?

I hate all their song.

I think they have more than one.

I think you're wrong and also homosexual.

No idea why that made me laugh audibly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a customer e-mail me a picture of a paper cutter she bought over a year ago that "didn't work" anymore.

How long should paper cutters last?

It isn't a magic blade, sharpen the ####### thing and it will last forever. I spend more time than you would imagined sharpening paper cutter blades.

Interesting

So jelly, yo

 

[Tecumseh]

Doing a karaoke gig, and just overheard this about a song I'm playing: "Oh ####, this is that new song, with Rihanna, Kanye, and whatshisname."

"Whathisname" is Paul McCartney.

Infinite punches.

 

[kevzilla]

Sir Paul McCartney to you, bub.

 

[bentley]

I'm off work tomorrow and haven't had any alcohol today. Something seems very wrong.

 

[Tecumseh]

Sir Paul McCartney to you, bub.

Sirwhatshisname.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I've been sleeping on an air mattress for the last week. Nothing to do with the wife, marriage and family couldn't be better, but I just can't sleep on our bed. I wake up so stiff and in so much pain. I loved this bed for the first 9 months we had it, but now I just can't sleep on it. It's the softest Tempurpedic bed they make, and honestly it's just way too soft. The wife still loves it though.Thing cost a ####### fortune and is only a year old. Idk what to do at this point. Starting to look at Sleep Number Beds, FML!

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm off work tomorrow and haven't had any alcohol today. Something seems very wrong.

You're so gay.

 

[shuke]

I'm off work tomorrow and haven't had any alcohol today. Something seems very wrong.

I'm working from home tomorrow and have been drinking for 12 hours.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm off work tomorrow and haven't had any alcohol today. Something seems very wrong.

I'm working from home tomorrow and have been drinking for 12 hours.

I just finished my 15th hour of work today. Didn't watch one minute of basketball. Having a beer and going to bed so I can hopefully stay under 12 hours of work tomorrow.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Doing a karaoke gig, and just overheard this about a song I'm playing: "Oh ####, this is that new song, with Rihanna, Kanye, and whatshisname."

"Whathisname" is Paul McCartney.

Infinite punches.

I play music in my classroom when the kids are doing bookwork or whatever. I use Spotify. I try to mix up the playlist as much as possible. Mostly just innocuous stuff. 80s/new wave/alternative, current alternative, and some of the top 100 junk just to keep the kids from complaining.

About once every couple of weeks I'll search the Spotify top hits or whatever and add 2-3 current songs. The other day I added Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud".

Now normally I'll preview the song and probably Google the lyrics just to make sure I'm not playing anything inappropriate. I guess for this song I just scanned the lyrics.

So today the song comes on and I'm standing up front grading papers while the kids are working. I guess I was kind of zoning out because about 1 minute into the song I say, to nobody in particular, "what's this crap?". A bunch of the kids start laughing. I play it off with "Oh, did I say that out loud?"

 

[tommyboy]

Going 100% bracket-free this year. Last year I was in one at work. I think I came in 12th out of 15. I finished behind at least 4 women who think "chalky" is what happens when you don't use enough moisturizer on your elbow.

This is my second year in a row without doing a bracket. I had done multiple ones since I was 12. It's actually quite liberating. I'm seriously considering retiring from fantasy football as well. This was year 20 for me.

I retired ffootball like 5 yrs or so ago. But only lasted one year. Then i just started one league with friends for $20 each. Its fun again.

 

[tommyboy]

This is a real life post that I just saw on Facebook. First some background: The guy who posted it was two years ahead of my in high school, so he is 46 or 47 years old. He is in a marginally successful band in L.A.. He is a characiture of the self-absorbed musician who takes himself and his "art" too seriously. See if you can find anything else worth commenting on:

#‎tbt 2008 i went to Iraq for 2 weeks to entertain our USA troops Armed with my Guitar & BulletProof Vest. Photo taken at heli-landing pad undisclosed location in North Iraq at sunrise as i ran for the only Black Hawk helicopter flight outta there being evacuated to a safer location. #‎Freedom #‎Marines #‎Thankful #‎Iraq #‎WarZone #‎KeepHeadDown #‎RunForTheBlackHawk #‎ArmedWithGuitarAndBulletProofVest #‎USA #‎BlackHawkHelicopter #‎UnitedStatesMilitary #‎DontKnockItTillYouTryIt #‎Home

Northern iraq shoulda been pretty safe

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

14 hashtags.

As a middle aged man, any is too many, but 14 is the work of a mongoloid.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Cats that Love Baths

 

[Limp Ditka]

Someone remind me not to over indulge when I have to be in the office the next day.

TIA

 

[bentley]

Going 100% bracket-free this year. Last year I was in one at work. I think I came in 12th out of 15. I finished behind at least 4 women who think "chalky" is what happens when you don't use enough moisturizer on your elbow.

This is my second year in a row without doing a bracket. I had done multiple ones since I was 12. It's actually quite liberating. I'm seriously considering retiring from fantasy football as well. This was year 20 for me.

I retired ffootball like 5 yrs or so ago. But only lasted one year. Then i just started one league with friends for $20 each. Its fun again.

I just play in one local FF league w a live draft and really enjoy it. Think I'm gonna do the same thing for brackets next year.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've done one bracket in the last 6 years and it was a free one at work. Boss said beat my bracket and I'll buy you lunch.

Still buy into some NCAA pools though.

Square pool where every game of the tourney pays out and a spread pool (stupid Arkansas)

2014 was my last FF year

Will play fantasy baseball until I'm dead

 

[General Malaise]

FTR - I'm not going to a theater to see it but will gladly watch it when it's a rental or HBO

You are part of the problem.

My fantasy is that these movies are really traps to get the idiots of our country into a theater to see them, like Roach Motels or Fly Paper. Once the movie begins, the seats open up and the people are sucked through a portal to a remote island or a country nobody cares about like Indonesia or Canada. We really could weed out a lot of stupidity in this country by using Adam Sandler movies as a great carat.

I look forward to the day when technology advances to the point we can suck people off their couches while they watch reality shows.Why dismiss the complete morons just because they can't afford a ticket to the movies.

Can I at least get sucked into a different vortex than the one containing people who actually enjoy Adam Sandler movies?

 

[Annyong]

Hey Limps, try not to over indulge when you gotta go to work the next day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Someone remind me not to over indulge when I have to be in the office the next day.

TIA

And make sure the back of your dress isn't tucked into the waistband of your pantyhose, Kathy.