GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

I should have just gone to Vegas with you guys. I blew a grand last night on a B&B, crashing a wedding party (entirely by accident but, by the end, I had them convinced I was a long-lost cousin because I asked about "Uncle Hugh" and struck gold), dinner, and - oh yeah- a "courtesan".

 

[Osaurus]

Osaurus is a solid dude who would not let me pay for dinner, though he did let me buy him an expensive cocktail at Cosmo.

Aw shucks. Appreciate the company and sharing some of your vast knowledge of Vegas with me.

 

[Osaurus]

I should have just gone to Vegas with you guys. I blew a grand last night on a B&B, crashing a wedding party (entirely by accident but, by the end, I had them convinced I was a long-lost cousin because I asked about "Uncle Hugh" and struck gold), dinner, and - oh yeah- a "courtesan".

 

[Annyong]

Wonder if the Easter Bunny is gonna come and clean the Play-Doh out of the carpet

 

[General Malaise]

I wished I gave a hit about basketball. Wife's a huge fan and I'd rather be watching pre-season baseball.

I guess I am pulling for Wisconsin, since we seem to have a contingent of those guys in here. At least Stryker.

We all Badgers in here tonight?

And we can put a stop to ISIS if we all hate Duke. That's what the world needs. I should run for president on the DukeHate platform

I have Duke over Scoooooooooonie in Frosty's bracket thingee, so I'll be the aryan ##### Duke Rooter in here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy Easter, everybody!

 

[BobbyLayne]

Hanging at a Brooklyn French bistro with my 16 y.o. so he can watch Newcastle. Though I'm disappointed he isn't a Detroit Lions fan I'm thrilled he's discovered his own source of perennial pain.

 

[General Malaise]

Happy Easter, everybody!

tempted to put that on my FB page but my mother will NOT be amused.

 

[General Malaise]

kev- If you can win big, I sure would like a futures ticket on the Astros to win more than 76 games. Maybe a grand? Would you check the line and your cash position tomorrow? I could Paypal or WU if you are making the casinos bleed.

Man, you are going to LOVE BitGold. 1% on all transactions.

 

[General Malaise]

X-Men 3 is pretty terrible

NO WAY

How do some of you have two hours to dedicate to this garbage? Homer, I understand. But a mover and shaker like Bentley? You really have two hours to watch something called X-Men 3? Aren't you busy running for mayor or generating panty pudding?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

X-Men 3 is pretty terrible

NO WAY

How do some of you have two hours to dedicate to this garbage? Homer, I understand. But a mover and shaker like Bentley? You really have two hours to watch something called X-Men 3? Aren't you busy running for mayor or generating panty pudding?

Panty Pudding was the name of my Bananarama tribute band.

 

[Frostillicus]

I wished I gave a hit about basketball. Wife's a huge fan and I'd rather be watching pre-season baseball.

I guess I am pulling for Wisconsin, since we seem to have a contingent of those guys in here. At least Stryker.

We all Badgers in here tonight?

And we can put a stop to ISIS if we all hate Duke. That's what the world needs. I should run for president on the DukeHate platform

I have Duke over Scoooooooooonie in Frosty's bracket thingee, so I'll be the aryan ##### Duke Rooter in here.

Looks like you win if Duke wins and tie for second if they lose. Nice job, and this is why joining any pool that gives 32 points for picking the champion is stupid.

 

[General Malaise]

I wished I gave a hit about basketball. Wife's a huge fan and I'd rather be watching pre-season baseball.

I guess I am pulling for Wisconsin, since we seem to have a contingent of those guys in here. At least Stryker.

We all Badgers in here tonight?

And we can put a stop to ISIS if we all hate Duke. That's what the world needs. I should run for president on the DukeHate platform

I have Duke over Scoooooooooonie in Frosty's bracket thingee, so I'll be the aryan ##### Duke Rooter in here.

Looks like you win if Duke wins and tie for second if they lose. Nice job, and this is why joining any pool that gives 32 points for picking the champion is stupid.

Will I win enough to go to Derbyhole? Can't find the payouts.

 

[kevzilla]

I got the meat sweats

 

[kevzilla]

Sooooo much champagne*

*Euphemism. Correct term is cheap swill

 

[Osaurus]

I got the meat sweats

Sooooo much champagne*

*Euphemism. Correct term is cheap swill

Nice. Gonna venture out and grab some pizza and then take a nap.

 

[Frostillicus]

I wished I gave a hit about basketball. Wife's a huge fan and I'd rather be watching pre-season baseball.

I guess I am pulling for Wisconsin, since we seem to have a contingent of those guys in here. At least Stryker.

We all Badgers in here tonight?

And we can put a stop to ISIS if we all hate Duke. That's what the world needs. I should run for president on the DukeHate platform

I have Duke over Scoooooooooonie in Frosty's bracket thingee, so I'll be the aryan ##### Duke Rooter in here.

Looks like you win if Duke wins and tie for second if they lose. Nice job, and this is why joining any pool that gives 32 points for picking the champion is stupid.

Will I win enough to go to Derbyhole? Can't find the payouts.

Assuming all 85 entries are paid, payouts will be 430/230/120/70. Good luck!

 

[YSR]

GM, I will be bringing a queen sized air mattress to Derbyhole, so your lodging is taken care of!

 

[tommyboy]

My brother in law today talking to my other brother in law about his 1 yr old daughter: "Chuck, look! She's got your mullet!"

 

[belljr]

Sleep number, anyone have one?

 

[bentley]

Sleep number, anyone have one?

Yes

 

[bentley]

X-Men 3 is pretty terrible

NO WAY

How do some of you have two hours to dedicate to this garbage? Homer, I understand. But a mover and shaker like Bentley? You really have two hours to watch something called X-Men 3? Aren't you busy running for mayor or generating panty pudding?

Every once in a while I'm home on a Tuesday night and drunk and in the mood for a movie. I hate watching movies that I've seen before so I end up watching a lot of junk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

X-Men 3 is pretty terrible

NO WAY

How do some of you have two hours to dedicate to this garbage? Homer, I understand. But a mover and shaker like Bentley? You really have two hours to watch something called X-Men 3? Aren't you busy running for mayor or generating panty pudding?

Every once in a while I'm home on a Tuesday night and drunk and in the mood for a movie. I hate watching movies that I've seen before so I end up watching a lot of junk.

Hmmm...not buying it.

 

[belljr]

Sleep number, anyone have one?

Yes

Recommend

 

[bentley]

Sleep number, anyone have one?

Yes

Recommend

My wife is a big fan. I can pass out pretty much anywhere so I think the whole concept is lost on me. I think my number is 55.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sleep number, anyone have one?

Yes

Recommend

We were given one about a year ago. While I don't think they are all that they cracked up to be it is pretty decent. I like how one person getting in or out of bed causes very little motion. I can get in/out of bed without waking my wife up and vice-versa. I can also masturbate furiously without her knowing.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

X-Men 3 is pretty terrible

NO WAY

How do some of you have two hours to dedicate to this garbage? Homer, I understand. But a mover and shaker like Bentley? You really have two hours to watch something called X-Men 3? Aren't you busy running for mayor or generating panty pudding?

My 6 year old picked it for Family Movie Night

I did spend the day cutting down a Bradford Pear Tree though

Side Note: when that thing bloomed it smelled like someone jizzed in a can of tuna and left it out in the sun so I'm glad it's gone

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

X-Men 3 is pretty terrible

NO WAY

How do some of you have two hours to dedicate to this garbage? Homer, I understand. But a mover and shaker like Bentley? You really have two hours to watch something called X-Men 3? Aren't you busy running for mayor or generating panty pudding?

I did spend the day cutting down a Bradford Pear Tree though

Should have just traded it to the Eagles.

 

[facook]

Sleep number, anyone have one?

Yes

Recommend

We were given one about a year ago. While I don't think they are all that they cracked up to be it is pretty decent. I like how one person getting in or out of bed causes very little motion. I can get in/out of bed without waking my wife up and vice-versa. I can also masturbate furiously without her knowing.

 

[bentley]

X-Men 3 is pretty terrible

NO WAY

How do some of you have two hours to dedicate to this garbage? Homer, I understand. But a mover and shaker like Bentley? You really have two hours to watch something called X-Men 3? Aren't you busy running for mayor or generating panty pudding?

Every once in a while I'm home on a Tuesday night and drunk and in the mood for a movie. I hate watching movies that I've seen before so I end up watching a lot of junk.

Hmmm...not buying it.

Eh. Multitasking also helps. Like I just watched part of Amazing Spider-Man 2 while drinking tequila and writing my company's five year brand strategy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GOD####ING DAMMIT

Spoiler

Not sure if everyone knows or not but FBG DickeyMoe is a real life friend of mine. Sometime today he and his wife found their youngest son passed away in his bed. Little guy just turned 3. This is ####### terrible. Geoff (dickey) and his wife are very close friends of mine. Great people. They have two older kids. Not even sure why i'm posting this but ####.

 

[Drifter]

####. That stuff is horrific

 

[Frostillicus]

GOD####ING DAMMIT

Spoiler

Not sure if everyone knows or not but FBG DickeyMoe is a real life friend of mine. Sometime today he and his wife found their youngest son passed away in his bed. Little guy just turned 3. This is ####### terrible. Geoff (dickey) and his wife are very close friends of mine. Great people. They have two older kids. Not even sure why i'm posting this but ####.

ah ####### hell. I really wish I hadn't read this. Just terrible.

 

[strykerpks]

My wife gives me a hard time for waking up and going to check on Charlie if I happen to hear a cough or something out of the ordinary. Stuff like that scares the living #### out of me. And with #2 coming within the week I'm sure I'll be on high alert.

TPW to both you and Dickey Moe and family. Such a terrible thing.

 

[bentley]

GOD####ING DAMMIT

Spoiler

Not sure if everyone knows or not but FBG DickeyMoe is a real life friend of mine. Sometime today he and his wife found their youngest son passed away in his bed. Little guy just turned 3. This is ####### terrible. Geoff (dickey) and his wife are very close friends of mine. Great people. They have two older kids. Not even sure why i'm posting this but ####.

ah ####### hell. I really wish I hadn't read this. Just terrible.

####. Jesus.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry guys. Crying like a baby here.

 

[shuke]

GOD####ING DAMMIT

Spoiler

Not sure if everyone knows or not but FBG DickeyMoe is a real life friend of mine. Sometime today he and his wife found their youngest son passed away in his bed. Little guy just turned 3. This is ####### terrible. Geoff (dickey) and his wife are very close friends of mine. Great people. They have two older kids. Not even sure why i'm posting this but ####.

####ing horrible.

 

[shuke]

Don't know him personally or anything but I'm a big fan of Dickey. Hearing about this happening to anyone you might even i-know is devastating.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

GOD####ING DAMMIT

Spoiler

Not sure if everyone knows or not but FBG DickeyMoe is a real life friend of mine. Sometime today he and his wife found their youngest son passed away in his bed. Little guy just turned 3. This is ####### terrible. Geoff (dickey) and his wife are very close friends of mine. Great people. They have two older kids. Not even sure why i'm posting this but ####.

:(

Just terrible. So sorry to hear this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Don't know him personally or anything but I'm a big fan of Dickey. Hearing about this happening to anyone you might even i-know is devastating.

Thanks. Not even sure wht his ffa rep is. He's a great guy. Righteous. I knew his wife too before they even met. Just good people.

M

 

[Osaurus]

Always sad to hear something like this.

 

[General Malaise]

GOD####ING DAMMIT

Spoiler

Not sure if everyone knows or not but FBG DickeyMoe is a real life friend of mine. Sometime today he and his wife found their youngest son passed away in his bed. Little guy just turned 3. This is ####### terrible. Geoff (dickey) and his wife are very close friends of mine. Great people. They have two older kids. Not even sure why i'm posting this but ####.

:(

Just terrible. So sorry to hear this.

Oh my god, no. So so devestated to hear this.

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry guys. Crying like a baby here.

What happened? Can we do anything to help? Life can be so cruel. Poor family.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No details. No reAl info. Will know more later

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

:(

TPW to Dickie Moe and MEH. I'm terrified of that and can't imagine what they are going through.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

:(

TPW to Dickie Moe and MEH. I'm terrified of that and can't imagine what they are going through.

totally forgot that MEH here too. thanks Aaron

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Life is so terribly unfair sometimes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Life is so terribly unfair sometimes.

Absolutely

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

That's beyond tragic. Heart breaking.

 

[heckmanm]

That's awful. So sorry to hear.