GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (19 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Dark roast, black coffee, nothing in it. Sallies.

We can't help your terrible taste in...tastes.

Uh huh....

I now drink fairly weak iced coffees with some milk and sweetener as an alternative to soft drinks/energy drinks.

Go have another packet of Equal, Jill.

 

[General Malaise]

I usually drink my coffee with a little bit of milk, if I'm horny I'll add some hazelnut.

We're getting down to seeds and stems in the K-Cup selection. However, PLENTY of Hazelnut flavored coffee left over. Flavored coffee is Satan's urine.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My iced coffee is full diesel concentrate fwiw. All the caffeines.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I usually drink my coffee with a little bit of milk, if I'm horny I'll add some hazelnut.

We're getting down to seeds and stems in the K-Cup selection. However, PLENTY of Hazelnut flavored coffee left over. Flavored coffee is Satan's urine.

man, if you had a newsletter, I'd be subscribing to it right now.

 

[General Malaise]

My iced coffee is full diesel concentrate fwiw. All the caffeines.

Your mug?

 

[General Malaise]

I usually drink my coffee with a little bit of milk, if I'm horny I'll add some hazelnut.

We're getting down to seeds and stems in the K-Cup selection. However, PLENTY of Hazelnut flavored coffee left over. Flavored coffee is Satan's urine.

man, if you had a newsletter, I'd be subscribing to it right now.

That's funny because I was just thinking about starting a newsletter this morning.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I usually drink my coffee with a little bit of milk, if I'm horny I'll add some hazelnut.

We're getting down to seeds and stems in the K-Cup selection. However, PLENTY of Hazelnut flavored coffee left over. Flavored coffee is Satan's urine.

Generally agree but I have a total crush on Panera Hazelnut

 

[General Malaise]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

 

[General Malaise]

I usually drink my coffee with a little bit of milk, if I'm horny I'll add some hazelnut.

We're getting down to seeds and stems in the K-Cup selection. However, PLENTY of Hazelnut flavored coffee left over. Flavored coffee is Satan's urine.

Generally agree but I have a total crush on Panera Hazelnut

The porn star?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.

but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.

 

[General Malaise]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.

but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.

Yeah, that's the pits. Babies really are the worst.

 

[Drifter]

Started drinking coffee more regularly from less than 5 cups a year to 3 or 4 a week. Two cream one sweetener where it used to be 3 and 3 and some hot chocolate mix. Probably drop one of the creams soon. I also have no idea of the difference between good and bad coffee. I drink the communal swill in the kitchen

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.

but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.

Yeah, that's the pits. Babies really are the worst.

one baby is fine. at home.

going out in public or air travel with them still frightens me.

 

[General Malaise]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.

but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.

Yeah, that's the pits. Babies really are the worst.

one baby is fine. at home.

going out in public or air travel with them still frightens me.

By the time you have 4 or 5, you start leaving them behind in shopping carts on "accident".

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I usually drink my coffee with a little bit of milk, if I'm horny I'll add some hazelnut.

We're getting down to seeds and stems in the K-Cup selection. However, PLENTY of Hazelnut flavored coffee left over. Flavored coffee is Satan's urine.

Generally agree but I have a total crush on Panera Hazelnut

The porn star?

No, you're thinking of Almond Joy

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Dark roast, black coffee, nothing in it. Sallies.

We can't help your terrible taste in...tastes.

Uh huh....

I now drink fairly weak iced coffees with some milk and sweetener as an alternative to soft drinks/energy drinks.

Go have another packet of Equal, Jill.

A drop of maple syrup can't cross your lips, but you drink black coffee by the bucket.

Sad life.

And I don't use Equal, #### tastes like, well...####. Stevia ain't bad though.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.

but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.

Yeah, that's the pits. Babies really are the worst.

one baby is fine. at home.

going out in public or air travel with them still frightens me.

I never took my two oldest kids out together until the day my third was born (they were about 4 and 2 and a half at the time). Before long, hauling all three of them around was pretty easy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.

no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.

but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.

Yeah, that's the pits. Babies really are the worst.

one baby is fine. at home.

going out in public or air travel with them still frightens me.

we travelled with my daughter regularly before she was 1. first plane trip was at 5mo, socal to usvi. no issues, feed em going up, feed em going down. i hope you're going out now, cause after 6-8 months you're ####ed. but its not like you have twins or anything like my sister

 

[Mr.Pack]

Coffee is gross.

HTH

so is your face

only when it's got coffee on it

Supposed to drink it, not wear it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I make coffee in a coffer maker. Then I pour it in a cup or a mug. After that, I drink the coffee. If I want another cup/mug of coffee I pour it from the pot into a mug/cup.

Back in the old days I had one of those, now I push my cup against a lever and coffee pours right into my cup, no messy pot.

Living in the aughts is great.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I make coffee in a coffer maker. Then I pour it in a cup or a mug. After that, I drink the coffee. If I want another cup/mug of coffee I pour it from the pot into a mug/cup.

A real trailblazer here

I'll bet the mug has a cat on it.

No it doesn't.

Hmm...glad I didn't actually put any money on that.

A cat, like, brings it to you or something though, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife also drinks coffee.

 

[T Bell]

Well the house I bought in October required all the ceings in the living spaces torn down, insulation removed etc. Mold in the ceiling. Can lights were allowing moisture to get into the rafter bays.

I really hope insurance pays out on most of this. If not I'm gonna try to contact the sellers. It's really hard for me to believe they'd never known about this.

Did you have a home inspection done?

My brother discovered asbestos in his ceilings that his inspector had missed, and he got the inspector to contribute towards remediation costs.

Yes but how could the inspector see inside the ceiling? Vaulted, no attic space.

Possibly he couldn't, but in my brother's case he'd stuck his head up in the attic and marked that asbestos wasn't present when in fact it was in plain sight doing what he did. Just look at the report and see what it says.

 

[Annyong]

My wife also drinks coffee.

ew

 

[T Bell]

I like my coffee like I like my women, white, bitter and getting chillier by the minute.

 

[Annyong]

I like my coffee like I like my women, white, bitter and getting chillier by the minute.

I like my coffee like I like my women, black, strong, and swinging a tennis racket.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thomas Jefferson liked his coffee like he liked his women.

Hand-picked from a field.

 

[General Malaise]

Thomas Jefferson liked his coffee like he liked his women.

Hand-picked from a field.

Good god....

 

[Thorn]

I don't like coffee but I like women.

 

[bostonfred]

I get my coffee like I get my women. Same one, every day, for the rest of my life. I used to look forward to it but now I realize I need it and it needs me and it's just become part of my routine that I don't know if I could even quit drinking it if I wanted to but sometimes I see other coffees out there and i think, you know, I'm not even getting an espresso shot these days, I'm not even getting a caffeine buzz so much as I'm afraid of what would happen if I didn't have my coffee and I know it would be exhausting and I'd have a lot of headaches but #### me I really want to try a machochoco once in a while and its been so long I'd probably settle for a Newmans own from McDonald's and is it even wrong to try a different coffee I mean we both agreed to be the only one for each other but that was like ten years ago and just because shes some kind of a sexual camel doesn't mean I don't still have needs I just want to #### something, anything but my hand before I die but we have the children and I can't imagine how it would screw them up if they found out about it but it's my life too and #### this I'm going to the gym and get myself in shape and if I slip and fall into some ##### then it was her fault for not seeing the signs.

 

[General Malaise]

I like women and coffee. I like women who like coffee. I like women who like women. All much better than syrup.

 

[General Malaise]

man, I love me some BFred.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

lol Bfred

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Bfred: Link

 

[heckmanm]

My iced coffee is full diesel concentrate fwiw. All the caffeines.

Your mug?

Yes, have some.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You effin jackholes almost had me talked into trying coffee. Thanks fred!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My iced coffee is full diesel concentrate fwiw. All the caffeines.

Your mug?

Yes, have some.

Yes, have some!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

You effin jackholes almost had me talked into trying coffee. Thanks fred!!!

I suggest working on your lettuce phobia first. It tastes better.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You effin jackholes almost had me talked into trying coffee. Thanks fred!!!

I suggest working on your lettuce phobia first. It tastes better.

I'm not scared of lettuce. I just find it less desirable than anal warts.

 

[Henry Ford]

I like my women like I like my coffee. Frankly, it's just easier, cheaper, and more enjoyable to get some at the office.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I like my women like I like my cars, expensive, exotic and available for rent.

just kidding, of course

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I like my women like I like my cars

Heavily insured and speeding down the interstate in the wrong direction.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I like my women like I like my cars

Heavily insured and speeding down the interstate in the wrong direction.

I think I peed a little.

 

[Henry Ford]

I like my women like I like my cars

So exhausted you can fit a cucumber in the tailpipe and you won't hear any weird noises?

 

[heckmanm]

I get my coffee like I get my women. Same one, every day, for the rest of my life. I used to look forward to it but now I realize I need it and it needs me and it's just become part of my routine that I don't know if I could even quit drinking it if I wanted to but sometimes I see other coffees out there and i think, you know, I'm not even getting an espresso shot these days, I'm not even getting a caffeine buzz so much as I'm afraid of what would happen if I didn't have my coffee and I know it would be exhausting and I'd have a lot of headaches but #### me I really want to try a machochoco once in a while and its been so long I'd probably settle for a Newmans own from McDonald's and is it even wrong to try a different coffee I mean we both agreed to be the only one for each other but that was like ten years ago and just because shes some kind of a sexual camel doesn't mean I don't still have needs I just want to #### something, anything but my hand before I die but we have the children and I can't imagine how it would screw them up if they found out about it but it's my life too and #### this I'm going to the gym and get myself in shape and if I slip and fall into some ##### then it was her fault for not seeing the signs.

 

[heckmanm]

My iced coffee is full diesel concentrate fwiw. All the caffeines.

Your mug?

Yes, have some.

Yes, have some!

My bad. I rushed it.

 

[Thorn]

You effin jackholes almost had me talked into trying coffee. Thanks fred!!!

it takes a village

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Coffee is very popular with teachers. The guy that used to teach in the room next door did not drink coffee. He's Mormon.

 

[tommyboy]

Dark roast, black coffee, nothing in it. Sallies.

Didnt we meet at a starbucks? If i recall you ordered a venti half caff, half syrup, vanilla hazelnut rasperry Carmel machiatto with chocolate sprinkles and extra sprinkles

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, liar Tommyboy, bad, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

About to go get a K-Cup of Dark Magic right now.

just messin.

 

[kevzilla]

Coffee is very popular with teachers. The guy that used to teach in the room next door did not drink coffee. He's Mormon.

In 8th grade, my friend Bobby and I stirred a ton of salt into our science teacher's coffee. It's hilarious because our older brothers had pulled the same stunt two years before. He knew who did it, but he couldn't prove it. It was the perfect crime.