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St. Louis Bob said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The MO House Speaker just resigned because he's married, about 50 years old I guess, and got busted for banging a 19 year old intern multiple times. People are acting all shocked and stuff which is really funny. Pretty sure we could all go for some 19 yo tail amiright?
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Male or female intern?
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Chick on the right. Not very hot but wtf I guess.
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When you're 50? Hot as the ####ing sun, bro.

 
Seeing flasks mentioned above...Miss and I had two 14 oz flasks that we poured Glenlivet 21 into and sipped throughout the show. She got that as a gift at Xmas and it seemed like the right time to drink it.

 
Rustoleum said:
My 13 year (finally) came to me and asked about shaving the dirty fuzz off his upper lip yesterday. He took a shower, and I set him up with my razor (just a Gillette Mach 3 - I probably go months before having to change cartridges) telling him I'll hook him up with his own later.

About 15 minutes later (approx 1 minute per whisker) he comes out to show off his newly smooth face.

"Hey dad, so what happens now, will the razors just start coming in the mail every week?"
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao: what???

 
I to the M to the P. Been a while. Don't get mad if I presume that means life has been treating you all right.

 
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stahbux said:
Seeing flasks mentioned above...Miss and I had two 14 oz flasks that we poured Glenlivet 21 into and sipped throughout the show. She got that as a gift at Xmas and it seemed like the right time to drink it.
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Missed your message the other day. Hope all is well

 
Drifter said:
I to the M to the P. Been a while. Don't get mad if I presume that means life has been treating you all right.
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Hey man! Life is good.

I had a situation with my latest gig that left me feeling good about myself. The owner told me to start short pouring drinks and I can't do that. When I confronted him, he waffled and said wait until later...the assistant manager came in on her day off and told I'm no longer needed. I laughed at her and closed...then left.

Since then, Miss and I took a quick vacation out west. We climbed one of the Rocky Mountains (which was really cool when we made out like teenagers with nothing but open space around us.)

 
Rude> Oshawa Generals play Chelsea Dagger for their goal song. Thought you might find that something since they beat the Erie McDavids.

 
shuke said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The MO House Speaker just resigned because he's married, about 50 years old I guess, and got busted for banging a 19 year old intern multiple times. People are acting all shocked and stuff which is really funny. Pretty sure we could all go for some 19 yo tail amiright?
Click to expand...
Male or female intern?
Click to expand...
Chick on the right. Not very hot but wtf I guess.
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When you're 50? Hot as the ####ing sun, bro.
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Troof

 
successful first date. didn't get cut off or thrown out of any bars.

just got home and going to spend the next two days drinking and fishing.

 
Sitting in a presentation on Aviation right now. It is actually pretty cool stuff, but several of these scouts (including my stepson) are acting like good for nothing little mopes.

I think my volunteering days are nearing an end.

 
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