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My eyebrows tend to get unruly. So every once in a while I take the trimmer on my razor and trim them a bit so it doesn't look like I have a woolly mammoth taped to my forehead. I'm not sure exactly what happened this time, but after doing a bit of trimming, I stepped back and when I looked in the mirror, it looked like I only had half of an eyebrow over my left eye. Upon closer inspection, the eyebrow hair towards the outer half of my face on that side is a bit thinner and lighter in color.

I freaked out a bit because it wasn't like I could glue it back on or make it look better by cutting off half my other eyebrow. So, long story short, I now am wearing my wife's mascara on my eyebrow to make darken up the lighter hair. :mellow: It actually looks fairly normal.

I am a freak.

 
GroveDiesel said:
My eyebrows tend to get unruly. So every once in a while I take the trimmer on my razor and trim them a bit so it doesn't look like I have a woolly mammoth taped to my forehead. I'm not sure exactly what happened this time, but after doing a bit of trimming, I stepped back and when I looked in the mirror, it looked like I only had half of an eyebrow over my left eye. Upon closer inspection, the eyebrow hair towards the outer half of my face on that side is a bit thinner and lighter in color.

I freaked out a bit because it wasn't like I could glue it back on or make it look better by cutting off half my other eyebrow. So, long story short, I now am wearing my wife's mascara on my eyebrow to make darken up the lighter hair. :mellow: It actually looks fairly normal.

I am a freak.
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Mine have completely gotten out of control the last year or 2. They actually get stuck in my eyes sometimes.

I need to get my eyebrows did.

 
I failed to check the abv on the Russian imperial stout and Belgian tripel ales ice been slamming. I literately can't follow the hockey puck.

 
ScottNorwood said:
GroveDiesel said:
My eyebrows tend to get unruly. So every once in a while I take the trimmer on my razor and trim them a bit so it doesn't look like I have a woolly mammoth taped to my forehead. I'm not sure exactly what happened this time, but after doing a bit of trimming, I stepped back and when I looked in the mirror, it looked like I only had half of an eyebrow over my left eye. Upon closer inspection, the eyebrow hair towards the outer half of my face on that side is a bit thinner and lighter in color.

I freaked out a bit because it wasn't like I could glue it back on or make it look better by cutting off half my other eyebrow. So, long story short, I now am wearing my wife's mascara on my eyebrow to make darken up the lighter hair. :mellow: It actually looks fairly normal.

I am a freak.
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Mine have completely gotten out of control the last year or 2. They actually get stuck in my eyes sometimes.

I need to get my eyebrows did.
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A good barber will trim your eyebrows.

 
Some Vietnamese lady that doesn't speak English does my eyebrows. And my back. Started growing hair in a lot of places where I didn't have it before a couple years ago.

 
If your 20 month old is getting teeth and has been screaming non stop for 4 days, can you lock her in a closet without that being a felony?

Asking for a friend

 
2yo jumped up while I was putting on his PJs and caught me right below the nose with his head. I went back caught the back of my head on the door. I saw white for a second. No blood, no black&blue. I'll fight anyone. Where's Harrison Street?

 
Got ####hammered off gin and tonics at a mormon party. Rules. Now watching Jurassic park with the wife and drinking vodka in our fancy pants condo. Rules. Have to drive home in two days. Does not rule.

 
Frostillicus said:
Got ####hammered off gin and tonics at a mormon party. Rules. Now watching Jurassic park with the wife and drinking vodka in our fancy pants condo. Rules. Have to drive home in two days. Does not rule.
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You left out the part about taking stuff Tanner posted here and re-posting it on Twitter. That ruled, too. :lmao:

 
Almost famous is on Sundanxe. One of my 6 favorite movies.*

No country for old men

Rounders

Urban cowboy

Drive

Big lebowski

Almost famous.

 
kevzilla said:
Frostillicus said:
Got ####hammered off gin and tonics at a mormon party. Rules. Now watching Jurassic park with the wife and drinking vodka in our fancy pants condo. Rules. Have to drive home in two days. Does not rule.
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You left out the part about taking stuff Tanner posted here and re-posting it on Twitter. That ruled, too. :lmao:
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Got to give the old man credit, that thing he stole from somewhere else made me laugh my ### off.

 
bentley said:
shuke said:
bentley said:
Some Vietnamese lady that doesn't speak English does my eyebrows. And my back. Started growing hair in a lot of places where I didn't have it before a couple years ago.
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Does what to your back? Wax? Shave?
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Wax
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this is my ginger soulless trade off..while i have to careful in the moonlight to not get burned...i do not suffer from the swarthy back hair business :pickle:

 
strykerpks said:
2yo jumped up while I was putting on his PJs and caught me right below the nose with his head. I went back caught the back of my head on the door. I saw white for a second. No blood, no black&blue. I'll fight anyone. Where's Harrison Street?
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bring it bro!! my daughter has a skull made of irish/mexican concrete. i'm pretty sure she could split atoms with her noggin. never, not once!, did she cry from a head impact as an infant/toddler

 
strykerpks said:
2yo jumped up while I was putting on his PJs and caught me right below the nose with his head. I went back caught the back of my head on the door. I saw white for a second. No blood, no black&blue. I'll fight anyone. Where's Harrison Street?
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A friend's kid was just a wrecking machine when he was little (still is - no shock he's a High School wrestler). When he was 4 or 5, he head-butted his grandmother as a greeting and broke her nose.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
strykerpks said:
2yo jumped up while I was putting on his PJs and caught me right below the nose with his head. I went back caught the back of my head on the door. I saw white for a second. No blood, no black&blue. I'll fight anyone. Where's Harrison Street?
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A friend's kid was just a wrecking machine when he was little (still is - no shock he's a High School wrestler). When he was 4 or 5, he head-butted his grandmother as a greeting and broke her nose.
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I bet Gammy didn't get all up in his grill again after that.
 
Ignoramus said:
Uruk-Hai said:
strykerpks said:
2yo jumped up while I was putting on his PJs and caught me right below the nose with his head. I went back caught the back of my head on the door. I saw white for a second. No blood, no black&blue. I'll fight anyone. Where's Harrison Street?
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A friend's kid was just a wrecking machine when he was little (still is - no shock he's a High School wrestler). When he was 4 or 5, he head-butted his grandmother as a greeting and broke her nose.
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I bet Gammy didn't get all up in his grill again after that.
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:lol:

Evidently, she's one of those women nothing phases. Friend said she hugged the kid while spraying blood all over him and said something like "ok, grammy has to go to the hospital now. I will bring you a present when I come back."

 
I'm an idiot (most of you that know me can stop there and agree) savant when it comes to burning gift cards. I don't tally the cost of #### when I'm throwing it in my cart, but it never fails that I am within a dollar or two. I just returned from Lowe's and buried 3 gift cards. $1.08 out of pocket.

 
kevzilla said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
kevzilla said:
Frostillicus said:
Got ####hammered off gin and tonics at a mormon party. Rules. Now watching Jurassic park with the wife and drinking vodka in our fancy pants condo. Rules. Have to drive home in two days. Does not rule.
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You left out the part about taking stuff Tanner posted here and re-posting it on Twitter. That ruled, too. :lmao:
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Wait...what?
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I think he really liked Simon
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Ah

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
kevzilla said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
kevzilla said:
Frostillicus said:
Got ####hammered off gin and tonics at a mormon party. Rules. Now watching Jurassic park with the wife and drinking vodka in our fancy pants condo. Rules. Have to drive home in two days. Does not rule.
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You left out the part about taking stuff Tanner posted here and re-posting it on Twitter. That ruled, too. :lmao:
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Wait...what?
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I think he really liked Simon
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Ah
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Yeah the bird thing.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
strykerpks said:
2yo jumped up while I was putting on his PJs and caught me right below the nose with his head. I went back caught the back of my head on the door. I saw white for a second. No blood, no black&blue. I'll fight anyone. Where's Harrison Street?
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A friend's kid was just a wrecking machine when he was little (still is - no shock he's a High School wrestler). When he was 4 or 5, he head-butted his grandmother as a greeting and broke her nose.
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My daughter chipped my 2 front teeth with a head butt tp my chin

 
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