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On the local news this AM they announced the acts playing at the county fair in September (zzzzzzzzz)

The 20 something broad reading off the names said "The Blue Oyster Cult".

 
On the local news this AM they announced the acts playing at the county fair in September (zzzzzzzzz)

The 20 something broad reading off the names said "The Blue Oyster Cult".
Accept no imitations.
If she had said it like THE Ohio State University it would have been cool. But she said it like The Patridge Family or The Oakridge Boys.
You leave The Oakridge Boys out of this, you heathen.

 
On the local news this AM they announced the acts playing at the county fair in September (zzzzzzzzz)

The 20 something broad reading off the names said "The Blue Oyster Cult".
Accept no imitations.
If she had said it like THE Ohio State University it would have been cool. But she said it like The Patridge Family or The Oakridge Boys.
You leave The Oakridge Boys out of this, you heathen.
Oom poppa oom poppa mow mow

 
On the local news this AM they announced the acts playing at the county fair in September (zzzzzzzzz)

The 20 something broad reading off the names said "The Blue Oyster Cult".
Accept no imitations.
If she had said it like THE Ohio State University it would have been cool. But she said it like The Patridge Family or The Oakridge Boys.
You leave The Oakridge Boys out of this, you heathen.
Oom poppa oom poppa mow mow
Hiiiii---yo Silver! Away!

 
There are 2 seagulls on top of our building that dive bomb people in the parking lot. One of them just tried to strafe me with poop fire but luckily it just missed. It's a little unnerving having to do a serpentine run to your car. Plus we're at least 5 miles from Lake Erie. Go live near the water you freaks.

 
Drifter said:
We just got done watching Parks and Recreation. What should we watch next?
The only other "newer" series we've watched is Breaking Bad.

Mad Men? Wires? Orange is the new black? Anyone?
Top Tier: Wires and Game of Thrones, Louie

Other things worth watching:

Mad Men (opinions vary)

Sons of Anarchy (opinions vary)
SOA started off as decent and then quickly became a complete joke.

 
There are 2 seagulls SWANS on top of our building that dive bomb people in the parking lot. One of them just tried to strafe me with poop fire but luckily it just missed. It's a little unnerving having to do a serpentine run to your car. Plus we're at least 5 miles from Lake Erie. Go live near the water you freaks.
 
My little brother applied his friend to be on the Bachelor/Bachelorette last year and they actually ended up calling him to be on the show

 
There are 2 seagulls on top of our building that dive bomb people in the parking lot. One of them just tried to strafe me with poop fire but luckily it just missed. It's a little unnerving having to do a serpentine run to your car. Plus we're at least 5 miles from Lake Erie. Go live near the water you freaks.
I think I've isolated the problem

 
Sammy3469 said:
General Malaise said:
I think I'm going to stay up and watch Goodfellas.
Now THAT is a good idea.
It's on AMC in Utah. Don't know about Portland. What time is it there?
I watched the Bachelor. :bag:
Any shrews?
Couple of walking dildos, guys who probably jerk it to themselves in the mirror and at least two closeted gay guys. No shrews.

 
There are 2 seagulls on top of our building that dive bomb people in the parking lot. One of them just tried to strafe me with poop fire but luckily it just missed. It's a little unnerving having to do a serpentine run to your car. Plus we're at least 5 miles from Lake Erie. Go live near the water you freaks.
Sandusky?

 
A hippopotamus — an extremely aggressive animal with the ability to run faster than humans in short bursts — was spotted lumbering through a flooded square not far from the zoo and was shot with a tranquilizer dart. Other animals were hunted down and killed.
I did NOT know that. I thought they just swam.

 
A hippopotamus — an extremely aggressive animal with the ability to run faster than humans in short bursts — was spotted lumbering through a flooded square not far from the zoo and was shot with a tranquilizer dart. Other animals were hunted down and killed.
I did NOT know that. I thought they just swam.
There are many zoo's (including the Bronx) that won't keep them since they tend to attack the zookeepers.

I saw some the videos and was just waiting for the Hippo to go all Hippo.

 
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A hippopotamus — an extremely aggressive animal with the ability to run faster than humans in short bursts — was spotted lumbering through a flooded square not far from the zoo and was shot with a tranquilizer dart. Other animals were hunted down and killed.
I did NOT know that. I thought they just swam.
Wait...really?
Well, I knew they could get around on the earth, but imagined their mobility like the current iteration of William Perry trying to dance the Waltz and not at all like Carl Lewis. I've been to a few zoos in my day....I don't recall the Hippos running yo-yos.

 
Just discovered that someone in China has been using my credit card off and on for the past 6 months. Having the charges taken off will drop my balance due :pickle:

 
Apparently when they clamp down on humans, they rip them apart with razor sharp teeth that move viciously from side to side. They always seemed so cuddly from a distance.

 

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