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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

krista4 said:
krista4 said:
Mr.Pack said:
So my daughter has been living in Nashville for 4 weeks now. She called crying last night because she's lonely, doesn't have a lot of friends and her roommate is always gone.

I know she'll be OK and as she works more she will gain more friends, but it breaks my heart.
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I have a couple of friends in Nashville. They're lawyers but are nice folks anyway. Let me know if she'd like an intro.
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Though come to think of it, explaining the connection could be awkward.

In any case I hope and know things will get better for her soon!
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lol

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, later on the ride home.

Me: I hate to break this to you but you have to go back at 2pm for class pitchers, to see your locker and other stuff that's going to last until 6pm.

Cal: WHAT??!!!!!

Me: Hey, don't blame me. This is school's call, not mine. Since mom didn't lay out clothes for you, I'll pick something out so you don't get in trouble.

Cal: What do you mean?

Me: Whatever combination you pick out, I promise she won't like. Don't feel bad, no matter what I pick out, she's not going to like either.

Cal: Tell me again why you married mom?
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:lmao:

Class pitchers, you say?

 
shuke said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, later on the ride home.

Me: I hate to break this to you but you have to go back at 2pm for class pitchers, to see your locker and other stuff that's going to last until 6pm.

Cal: WHAT??!!!!!

Me: Hey, don't blame me. This is school's call, not mine. Since mom didn't lay out clothes for you, I'll pick something out so you don't get in trouble.

Cal: What do you mean?

Me: Whatever combination you pick out, I promise she won't like. Don't feel bad, no matter what I pick out, she's not going to like either.

Cal: Tell me again why you married mom?
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:lmao:

Class pitchers, you say?
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Surprised everyone else let that one go.

 
Somebody on Facebook posted this in response to a Vice video/story about westerners joining Isis:

"To be fair the first guy was a ginger and life is hard for them, you can't blame a ginger for wanting to watch the world burn."

 
shuke said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, later on the ride home.

Me: I hate to break this to you but you have to go back at 2pm for class pitchers, to see your locker and other stuff that's going to last until 6pm.

Cal: WHAT??!!!!!

Me: Hey, don't blame me. This is school's call, not mine. Since mom didn't lay out clothes for you, I'll pick something out so you don't get in trouble.

Cal: What do you mean?

Me: Whatever combination you pick out, I promise she won't like. Don't feel bad, no matter what I pick out, she's not going to like either.

Cal: Tell me again why you married mom?
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:lmao:

Class pitchers, you say?
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When did catchers report?

 
shuke said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, later on the ride home.

Me: I hate to break this to you but you have to go back at 2pm for class pitchers, to see your locker and other stuff that's going to last until 6pm.

Cal: WHAT??!!!!!

Me: Hey, don't blame me. This is school's call, not mine. Since mom didn't lay out clothes for you, I'll pick something out so you don't get in trouble.

Cal: What do you mean?

Me: Whatever combination you pick out, I promise she won't like. Don't feel bad, no matter what I pick out, she's not going to like either.

Cal: Tell me again why you married mom?
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:lmao:

Class pitchers, you say?
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St. Louis being a "baseball town" isn't just a saying. All of our public schools are funded by the Cardinals. The cafeteria is the "dugout" for instance. Grades are "homerun" (A), "double" (B), "single" ©, etc. It can be pretty confusing for outsiders.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
shuke said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh yeah, later on the ride home.

Me: I hate to break this to you but you have to go back at 2pm for class pitchers, to see your locker and other stuff that's going to last until 6pm.

Cal: WHAT??!!!!!

Me: Hey, don't blame me. This is school's call, not mine. Since mom didn't lay out clothes for you, I'll pick something out so you don't get in trouble.

Cal: What do you mean?

Me: Whatever combination you pick out, I promise she won't like. Don't feel bad, no matter what I pick out, she's not going to like either.

Cal: Tell me again why you married mom?
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:lmao:

Class pitchers, you say?
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St. Louis being a "baseball town" isn't just a saying. All of our public schools are funded by the Cardinals. The cafeteria is the "dugout" for instance. Grades are "homerun" (A), "double" (B), "single" ©, etc. It can be pretty confusing for outsiders.
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Most popular class: Junk Rearrangement

 
Kinda want to watch the Republican Debate tonight even though I won't vote for a republican. Trump has me intrigued.

Alas, we have a coaches meeting at Kells. :banned:

 
General Malaise said:
Kinda want to watch the Republican Debate tonight even though I won't vote for a republican. Trump has me intrigued.

Alas, we have a coaches meeting at Kells. :banned:
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Yeah, if you read that Drew Magary GQ article, you want to see the Trumpster for sure. Hoping I can get them to put it on at the bar tonight. Should be fantastic.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Also, drinking game: http://abovethelaw.com/2015/08/the-official-lawyers-guide-to-getting-drunk-watching-donald-trump-debate/
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"you never know when Rand Paul might go on a tirade about quartering troops."

"Huckabee refers to his black friends — That’s a sip."

Awesome
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“Imagine a NASCAR driver mentally preparing for a race knowing one of the drivers will be drunk. That’s what prepping for this debate is like.”

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Also, drinking game: http://abovethelaw.com/2015/08/the-official-lawyers-guide-to-getting-drunk-watching-donald-trump-debate/
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"you never know when Rand Paul might go on a tirade about quartering troops."

"Huckabee refers to his black friends — That’s a sip."

Awesome
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“Imagine a NASCAR driver mentally preparing for a race knowing one of the drivers will be drunk. That’s what prepping for this debate is like.”
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:lmao:

And still laughing at Rand Paul and the 3rd Amendment

 
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