GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (38 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I was thinking about watching that show about the zombies, but now that tommyboy ruined it I guess I'll pass

I heard that they are all on that Lost island.

Its weird that there still are motorcycle gangs in the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Abraham]

Tpw requested for a non health issue. It appears my home loan is getting back on track for the "place of our dreams." If you have any good vibes to send my way, would be appreciated.

 

[kevzilla]

Get well soon, bAbe's loan.

 

[cosjobs]

whiteguyfromthemidatlanticquestion:

Bentry, what do you put in a breakfast taco?

Bacon, egg and cheese in a flour tortilla with salsa on top.

This is the correct answer. Chorizo, sausage, or potatoes in place of bacon is acceptable too.

Everything else (onions, peppers, tomatoes) is wrong.

Pico de gallo (onions. Peppers and tomatoes) is what makes a good taco great. My go to is

Chorizo, egg and cheese on a corn tortilla with pico de gallo. Sometimes a little beans or Potato is ok.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I need to work more chorizo into my diet

 

[AAABatteries]

Wait, so salsa is ok on a breakfast taco but onions, peppers and tomato (which is basically salsa without sugar/spices) aren't?

 

[General Malaise]

Passed a white hatchback today traveling the speed limit in the right hand lane. License plate said "TRKKEE" or something, indicating a love for Star Wars and had not one, but TWO Bernie Sanders stickers. As I passed, I had to get a glimpse of this human....decent looking blonde with a giant nose ring between her nostrils eating something behind the wheel of her car with chopsticks.

Of course.

PORTLAND!!!!!

 

[AAABatteries]

What the #### dude

Perma-ban IMO.

ETA - and I don't even watch the show

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBOM70hqlUY

 

[tommyboy]

What the #### dude

i'm sorry, I ####ed up. I was flipping back and forth between that thread and this one.

 

[General Malaise]

What the #### dude

i'm sorry, I ####ed up. I was flipping back and forth between that thread and this one.

Let's all make a pact in here to never - under any circumstance, no matter how silly a television show might be - throw out spoilers of any kind. Not everybody watches TV in real time and a lot of us are passionate about the shows we watch.

Can I get a second?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What the #### dude

i'm sorry, I ####ed up. I was flipping back and forth between that thread and this one.

Let's all make a pact in here to never - under any circumstance, no matter how silly a television show might be - throw out spoilers of any kind. Not everybody watches TV in real time and a lot of us are passionate about the shows we watch.

Can I get a second?

Bruce Willis is dead.

 

[krista4]

Jesus, you people take your TV shows seriously.

 

[tommyboy]

Jesus, you people take your TV shows seriously.

i did something very stupid, i understand why people are pissed.

and I'm sorry again.

 

[Frostillicus]

Jesus, you people take your TV shows seriously.

i did something very stupid, i understand why people are pissed.

and I'm sorry again.

I'm over it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's old man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jesus, you people take your TV shows seriously.

"It's just a prank, brah! Chill out!"

 

[AAABatteries]

What the #### dude

i'm sorry, I ####ed up. I was flipping back and forth between that thread and this one.

I think I found your original mistake.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Mark dies next week on The Walking Dead. My dad's one of the producers.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What the #### dude

i'm sorry, I ####ed up. I was flipping back and forth between that thread and this one.

Let's all make a pact in here to never - under any circumstance, no matter how silly a television show might be - throw out spoilers of any kind. Not everybody watches TV in real time and a lot of us are passionate about the shows we watch.

Can I get a second?

Yeah, but it was a spoiler for a zombie show, so I'm torn.

 

[strykerpks]

To be fair, it is called The Walking Dead, duh

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What next, spoilers for Mike and Molly?

 

[General Malaise]

What the #### dude

i'm sorry, I ####ed up. I was flipping back and forth between that thread and this one.

Let's all make a pact in here to never - under any circumstance, no matter how silly a television show might be - throw out spoilers of any kind. Not everybody watches TV in real time and a lot of us are passionate about the shows we watch.

Can I get a second?

Yeah, but it was a spoiler for a zombie show, so I'm torn.

That's why I added the hyphenated disclaimer.

 

[General Malaise]

What next, spoilers for Mike and Molly?

Does this show also have monsters?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Cool thing about the show is Zombie Glenn could become a recurring character

 

[Drifter]

Heard gunshots about a mile away from my house last night. Pop...pop pop! Called 911. They seemed pretty uninterested. I get that they probably get a lot of callers that don't know a firecracker from a handgun but I have that conversation with my wife constantly and these were definitely shots. 9MM handgun was my guess.

 

[General Malaise]

So, having never seen the show nor any promos for it nor any printed material, here's my understanding of "The Walking Dead".

There's zombies. They are chasing non-zombies, only they don't move very fast. All they really want to do is eat the non-zombies. I am not sure if eating a non-zombie creates a new zombie, so this part confuses me. Like, I know a vampire kills a non vampire and sometimes they become vampires. Is that the case here? Also, I think there are motor cycle gangs, but that might be Sons of Anarchy. I also think this show takes place in Youngstown, OH.

 

[Chemical X]

fast forward to 2020 when every show is zombie/vampire/ER related.

was thinking of a planet of the apes type show where astronauts land on a planet of zombies and most of the show is set in a hospital on this planet where the zombies are physicians and try to save non walkers.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So, having never seen the show nor any promos for it nor any printed material, here's my understanding of "The Walking Dead".

There's zombies. They are chasing non-zombies, only they don't move very fast. All they really want to do is eat the non-zombies. I am not sure if eating a non-zombie creates a new zombie, so this part confuses me. Like, I know a vampire kills a non vampire and sometimes they become vampires. Is that the case here? Also, I think there are motor cycle gangs, but that might be Sons of Anarchy. I also think this show takes place in Youngstown, OH.

If a zombie gets eaten, he also becomes a zombie.

Also, the zombies can walk around for an indefinite period of time without eating. Which I guess you need to have if you want multiple seasons of more and more zombies but less and less available food.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

In the graphic novels (*cough*) all Asians are immune to zombie bites.

 

[Chemical X]

In the graphic novels (*cough*) all Asians are immune to zombie bites.

is that garlic related?

 

[strykerpks]

In the graphic novels (*cough*) all Asians are immune to zombie bites.

No wonder Frosty is pissed

 

[General Malaise]

fast forward to 2020 when every show is zombie/vampire/ER related.

was thinking of a planet of the apes type show where astronauts land on a planet of zombies and most of the show is set in a hospital on this planet where the zombies are physicians and try to save non walkers.

CSI: Saturn

 

[General Malaise]

In the graphic novels (*cough*) all Asians are immune to zombie bites.

No wonder they drive like they don't give a crap.

 

[Chemical X]

fast forward to 2020 when every show is zombie/vampire/ER related.

was thinking of a planet of the apes type show where astronauts land on a planet of zombies and most of the show is set in a hospital on this planet where the zombies are physicians and try to save non walkers.

CSI: Saturn

Green Bloods - Alien family of 4th generation cops. Patriarch has a killer upper lip appendage.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What next, spoilers for Mike and Molly?

Next week: They're both still fat and unfunny. Shhhhh.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Spoiler

Looks like there's a good chance Glen isn't dead[\spoiler]

 

[Abraham]

Looks like there's a good chance Glen isn't dead

SPOILERS, ****!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, having never seen the show nor any promos for it nor any printed material, here's my understanding of "The Walking Dead".

There's zombies. They are chasing non-zombies, only they don't move very fast. All they really want to do is eat the non-zombies. I am not sure if eating a non-zombie creates a new zombie, so this part confuses me. Like, I know a vampire kills a non vampire and sometimes they become vampires. Is that the case here? Also, I think there are motor cycle gangs, but that might be Sons of Anarchy. I also think this show takes place in Youngstown, OH.

Well they needed a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Detroit was too big, where else are they gonna go?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, having never seen the show nor any promos for it nor any printed material, here's my understanding of "The Walking Dead".

There's zombies. They are chasing non-zombies, only they don't move very fast. All they really want to do is eat the non-zombies. I am not sure if eating a non-zombie creates a new zombie, so this part confuses me. Like, I know a vampire kills a non vampire and sometimes they become vampires. Is that the case here? Also, I think there are motor cycle gangs, but that might be Sons of Anarchy. I also think this show takes place in Youngstown, OH.

Well they needed a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Detroit was too big, where else are they gonna go?

I think we all know you go to Gary, IN.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, having never seen the show nor any promos for it nor any printed material, here's my understanding of "The Walking Dead".

There's zombies. They are chasing non-zombies, only they don't move very fast. All they really want to do is eat the non-zombies. I am not sure if eating a non-zombie creates a new zombie, so this part confuses me. Like, I know a vampire kills a non vampire and sometimes they become vampires. Is that the case here? Also, I think there are motor cycle gangs, but that might be Sons of Anarchy. I also think this show takes place in Youngstown, OH.

Well they needed a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Detroit was too big, where else are they gonna go?

I think we all know you go to Gary, IN.

Too many blacks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What's the pubic hair grooming situation like after the apocalypse? Pretty grim, I assume.

 

[mr roboto]

What's the pubic hair grooming situation like after the apocalypse? Pretty grim, I assume.

Yeah but the lawns are still mowed somehow.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Candy corn....disgusting. Worst candy around.

I like to have a few of these with my coffee in the morning

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What on Earth.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What's the pubic hair grooming situation like after the apocalypse? Pretty grim, I assume.

Not an issue.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Have sex with the neighbor

She's not unattractive, but she only goes for black guys, and I'm somewhere between GM and Malachi from Children of the Corn on the ginger scale.

I didn't realize GM was a GInger

 

[Dan Lambskin]

What's the pubic hair grooming situation like after the apocalypse? Pretty grim, I assume.

I gotta imagine you'd be dealing with some pretty rank boxes but I think I'd be able to manage with Maggie or Rosita or that other chick with the big cans

 

[General Malaise]

Have sex with the neighbor

She's not unattractive, but she only goes for black guys, and I'm somewhere between GM and Malachi from Children of the Corn on the ginger scale.

I didn't realize GM was a GInger

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So, having never seen the show nor any promos for it nor any printed material, here's my understanding of "The Walking Dead".

There's zombies. They are chasing non-zombies, only they don't move very fast. All they really want to do is eat the non-zombies. I am not sure if eating a non-zombie creates a new zombie, so this part confuses me. Like, I know a vampire kills a non vampire and sometimes they become vampires. Is that the case here? Also, I think there are motor cycle gangs, but that might be Sons of Anarchy. I also think this show takes place in Youngstown, OH.

Well they needed a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Detroit was too big, where else are they gonna go?

I think we all know you go to Gary, IN.

Gary, Indiana?