GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

You know, it tasted good last night, but the idea of a Jack and Coke right now is kind of repulsive to me

 

[bentley]

Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer

This is great.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer

Did you rub his nose in it?

 

[EYLive]

Oh man, I noticed after this week of eating that I've developed a bit of fat deposits in my pectoral areas. AKA moobs. Also, I've probably been growing them for several months of I'm being honest.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer

Did you rub his nose in it?

Nah. Listening to me ramble on about trust and respect was probably enough punishment

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer

Did you rub his nose in it?

Nah. Listening to me ramble on about trust and respect was probably enough punishment

I'm tipping a 7&7 in Mini Ditka's honor.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"I trust that you had enough respect to mix the store brand whiskey with Coke and not any of my top-shelf stuff."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/MzvaT.jpg This guy

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just how I like my women https://i.imgur.com/WDc68nW.jpg

 

[Ignoramus]

My dad would have woken me up at 0700 and had me mow the lawn while that vomit dried up nice and crispy. Then I would have gotten to clean that up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My dad would have woken me up at 0700 and had me mow the lawn while that vomit dried up nice and crispy. Then I would have gotten to clean that up.

Luxury

 

[urbanhack]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Croissant?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Gus being Gus

 

[Annyong]

Ham on Kings Hawaiian over here. Thanksgiving is the best holiday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hawaiian sweet bread is Hitler's shoot sock.

 

[Frostillicus]

Closed down a ####ty little bar last night called Bedrocks. Haven't stayed out that late in a long time. Saw at least 4 dudes that had man-buns and nearly every single guy there had some gross hipster beard.

Get some?

 

[Frostillicus]

Met up with TRE, Stu, and Stryker today. they all suck.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Met up with TRE, Stu, and Stryker today. they all suck.

So does Minnesota

 

[Frostillicus]

Met up with TRE, Stu, and Stryker today. they all suck.

So does Minnesota

Updated.

 

[cstu]

Drove through Bakersfield today and noticed they've got a Flame Broiler...things are lookin' up!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drove through Bakersfield today and noticed they've got a Flame Broiler...things are lookin' up!

Fascinating

 

[Rustoleum]

Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer

I think I need a cocktail or 4. My 14 year old just deposited about 4 hotdogs worth on the carpet by his bedroom door. I came here for some relief, but instead I just get to commiserate.

 

[General Malaise]

The bigger question is why would anyone go see GWAR?

Well, with Republicans hell bent on shutting down all Planned Parenthoods I would guess people need to go to GWAR for their abortions.

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Hawaiian sweet bread is Hitler's shoot sock.

Good for Hitler, bad for others?

 

[Ignoramus]

Hawaiian sweet bread is Hitler's shoot sock.

Your face is hard and crusty.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was the family photo subject even breeched?

Did not happen at our gathering and I'm thankful for that

No, it was a very nice gathering.

Funny story:

We also use Thanksgiving to draw names for Xmas gift exchange. My older son was sitting on the couch not paying to what was going on. My wife goes over to him and holds out a small basket with the slips of paper to draw from.

Kid: what's this?

Wife: you have to pick a name.

Kid: oh, I want to be called "Denzel".

Had a bunch of friends over last night. My son (15) went into Spaulding mode and snuck himself a cocktail, or 4, during the festivities. I didn't catch on until we were saying goodbye to the last of the guests and I noticed him swaying

Pretty neat to walk into his room this morning a find a pool of vomit on the floor. ####### amatuer

 

[GroveDiesel]

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

someone get tanner a shot of cotton candy vodka, he seems a touch cranky

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

someone get tanner a shot of cotton candy vodka, he seems a touch cranky

http://i.imgur.com/OH8GdWR.png

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://thesearemyfacess.tumblr.com/post/71744048680/thegirldetective-beyonceforbreakfast

 

[Osaurus]

http://thesearemyfacess.tumblr.com/post/71744048680/thegirldetective-beyonceforbreakfast

WTF?

 

[strykerpks]

Met up with TRE, Stu, and Stryker today. they all suck.

We're the worst

 

[BobbyLayne]

Any of you have a Roomba? If so, what do you think of it?

I bought the 595 when Amazon did it's little deal a few months back. We like it a lot. The area it cleans is a mix of tile and hardwood with an area rug. We have 2 cats and 2 dogs so it really helps keep the hair down. Tough to judge what percentage is rug piling and what is hair, but it just about fills up its bin every day.As far as downsides: The bin is pretty small so you have to empty daily. It's not exactly quiet (it's a vacuum after all) so depending on how far away the cleaning area is from the sleeping area, you won't want it running at night. It will get hung on wires occasionally. It will get stuck in your furniture if the height is just right.

While it may look like I'm bashing it, those downsides are all pretty minor and it runs just fine most of the time. Even if it gets hung up one day, you know it's going to hit that area the next so it's no big deal.

Would buy again.

Can we fire up :roombachat: again? Missed this earlier.

Should I buy the 880 or the 595? Small apartment, six rooms. Mostly hardwood & tile except for several runners.

TIA

 

[krista4]

Any of you have a Roomba? If so, what do you think of it?

I bought the 595 when Amazon did it's little deal a few months back. We like it a lot. The area it cleans is a mix of tile and hardwood with an area rug. We have 2 cats and 2 dogs so it really helps keep the hair down. Tough to judge what percentage is rug piling and what is hair, but it just about fills up its bin every day.As far as downsides: The bin is pretty small so you have to empty daily. It's not exactly quiet (it's a vacuum after all) so depending on how far away the cleaning area is from the sleeping area, you won't want it running at night. It will get hung on wires occasionally. It will get stuck in your furniture if the height is just right.

While it may look like I'm bashing it, those downsides are all pretty minor and it runs just fine most of the time. Even if it gets hung up one day, you know it's going to hit that area the next so it's no big deal.

Would buy again.

Can we fire up :roombachat: again? Missed this earlier.

Should I buy the 880 or the 595? Small apartment, six rooms. Mostly hardwood & tile except for several runners.

TIA

I ended up buying one and taking it back. Was so loud, "cleaned" the same spot over and over, got caught on stuff too much, and didn't do a very good job cleaning. Seems like I'm the outlier on this, though, as people in this thread generally loved them.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Poor roomba was probably just overwhelmed by having to clean a different floor plan every week.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm probably going to have sex with a pregnant woman tonight

Can't believe you didn't let me know you were in town.

Hey GB you happy with the new QB?

Pret-tay, pret-tay, pret-tay happy right now.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Pret-tay, pret-tay, pret-tay happy right now.

Because your Roomba rocks, amirite?

 

[Ignoramus]

Pret-tay, pret-tay, pret-tay happy right now.

Because your Roomba rocks, amirite?

Fo sho.Sorry, but I don't have any advice on the 880 vs 595 question... I wasn't looking to spend that much so the 595 made sense for me. I'm still very happy with it. It gets hung on the base of my recliner sometimes and will get tangled up in the spaghetti mess under my entertainment stand but that is rare.

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

 

[Sammy3469]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

This seems more like your speed these days

So-called dirty soda shops have woven themselves into this state’s fabric in recent years, offering concoctions spiked not with liquor but with flavor shots — a winning business model in a deeply Mormon state where alcohol and coffee are largely off limits and where sugar is the vice of choice. At Sodalicious, best sellers include the Extra Dirty Second Wife (Mountain Dew, fruit syrups, a shot of half-and-half), while down the road at a drive-through called Swig, customers like the Missionary (Sprite, tiger’s blood syrup, coconut cream). Doctors, needless to say, are not thrilled by the trend.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/utah-soda-wars.html?smid=fb-share&referer=&_r=1

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

You sorry you posted your feelings?

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

This seems more like your speed these days

So-called dirty soda shops have woven themselves into this state’s fabric in recent years, offering concoctions spiked not with liquor but with flavor shots — a winning business model in a deeply Mormon state where alcohol and coffee are largely off limits and where sugar is the vice of choice. At Sodalicious, best sellers include the Extra Dirty Second Wife (Mountain Dew, fruit syrups, a shot of half-and-half), while down the road at a drive-through called Swig, customers like the Missionary (Sprite, tiger’s blood syrup, coconut cream). Doctors, needless to say, are not thrilled by the trend.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/utah-soda-wars.html?smid=fb-share&referer=&_r=1

That's pretty dumb.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

This seems more like your speed these days

So-called dirty soda shops have woven themselves into this state’s fabric in recent years, offering concoctions spiked not with liquor but with flavor shots — a winning business model in a deeply Mormon state where alcohol and coffee are largely off limits and where sugar is the vice of choice. At Sodalicious, best sellers include the Extra Dirty Second Wife (Mountain Dew, fruit syrups, a shot of half-and-half), while down the road at a drive-through called Swig, customers like the Missionary (Sprite, tiger’s blood syrup, coconut cream). Doctors, needless to say, are not thrilled by the trend.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/utah-soda-wars.html?smid=fb-share&referer=&_r=1

Utah is hilarious.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

 

[Frostillicus]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

I care.