GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (21 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

You sorry you posted your feelings?

What would like like me to post about? Obviously, deep frying a turkey is out, as fun as it was. You want hot 4-month old twin talk? How about I update you on the latest Care Bears drama? What can I discuss that won't irritate you, oh great one?

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

I care.

You just want my meat sticks.

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

I feel like this is a trap, but...

10 Barrel Sinister Black Ale, aged in whiskey barrels.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Pret-tay, pret-tay, pret-tay happy right now.

Because your Roomba rocks, amirite?

Fo sho.Sorry, but I don't have any advice on the 880 vs 595 question... I wasn't looking to spend that much so the 595 made sense for me. I'm still very happy with it. It gets hung on the base of my recliner sometimes and will get tangled up in the spaghetti mess under my entertainment stand but that is rare.

Thanks. Sounds like the 595 or the other couple cheaper models might work fine for me.

I'm a bit enamored with the 880 because Consumer Report gave it the highest rating. I just didn't want to base it solely on price & then wish later I didn't get the nicer model.

FTR I'm pretty sure I haven't plugged in my Dyson since Bush was President.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

They sell cajun butter at Rite Aid?

 

[General Malaise]

They sell cajun butter at Rite Aid?

No, I was just going to make my own, but I needed an injector for the bird. Went in search of one and all they had was this. I added a beer to it and injected the bird like I was trying to make twins with it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

I appreciate the update. I haven't deep fried a bird in years because it's kind of a pain in the ### but it's definitely delicious

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I added a beer to it and injected the bird like I was trying to make twins with it.

Story of my life

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

I feel like this is a trap, but...

10 Barrel Sinister Black Ale, aged in whiskey barrels.

10 Barrel makes great stuff. Never had the Sinister Black. How did it affect the flavor of the bird?

 

[Limp Ditka]

More roomba fun

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/our-roomba-vacuumed-the-house-with-dog-####-1744174290

 

[Frostillicus]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

I care.

You just want my meat sticks.

50/50.

 

[Hawks64]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

I care.

You just want my meat sticks.

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

I feel like this is a trap, but...

10 Barrel Sinister Black Ale, aged in whiskey barrels.

10 Barrel makes great stuff. Never had the Sinister Black. How did it affect the flavor of the bird?

Not sure I possess the palate nor the experience with deep fried bird to say how it affected the outcome, but I saw a Youtube of some kid from the south using Abita Turbodog in his injection and thought 'what the hey?'. First fried turkey I've ever had and it's very moist and flavorful, which is how Sacamano likes his wine.

But the Sinister Black is far from a session beer. Very bold and you can pick up the bourbon barrel aging. I bought a mixed 12-pack from Rite Aid and of the four choices, I think this was my favorite. Budweiser bought 10 Barrel last year for $50 Million, so now the portly bearded Bend hipsters are rolling around on much nicer unicycles.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

I feel like this is a trap, but...

10 Barrel Sinister Black Ale, aged in whiskey barrels.

10 Barrel makes great stuff. Never had the Sinister Black. How did it affect the flavor of the bird?

Not sure I possess the palate nor the experience with deep fried bird to say how it affected the outcome, but I saw a Youtube of some kid from the south using Abita Turbodog in his injection and thought 'what the hey?'. First fried turkey I've ever had and it's very moist and flavorful, which is how Sacamano likes his wine.

But the Sinister Black is far from a session beer. Very bold and you can pick up the bourbon barrel aging. I bought a mixed 12-pack from Rite Aid and of the four choices, I think this was my favorite. Budweiser bought 10 Barrel last year for $50 Million, so now the portly bearded Bend hipsters are rolling around on much nicer unicycles.

Yeah, I was just making chit-chat. Sounds tedious.

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

I feel like this is a trap, but...

10 Barrel Sinister Black Ale, aged in whiskey barrels.

10 Barrel makes great stuff. Never had the Sinister Black. How did it affect the flavor of the bird?

Not sure I possess the palate nor the experience with deep fried bird to say how it affected the outcome, but I saw a Youtube of some kid from the south using Abita Turbodog in his injection and thought 'what the hey?'. First fried turkey I've ever had and it's very moist and flavorful, which is how Sacamano likes his wine.

But the Sinister Black is far from a session beer. Very bold and you can pick up the bourbon barrel aging. I bought a mixed 12-pack from Rite Aid and of the four choices, I think this was my favorite. Budweiser bought 10 Barrel last year for $50 Million, so now the portly bearded Bend hipsters are rolling around on much nicer unicycles.

Yeah, I was just making chit-chat. Sounds tedious.

I KNEW IT!

 

[heckmanm]

Tanner running the (semi) long con

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

I feel like this is a trap, but...

10 Barrel Sinister Black Ale, aged in whiskey barrels.

10 Barrel makes great stuff. Never had the Sinister Black. How did it affect the flavor of the bird?

Not sure I possess the palate nor the experience with deep fried bird to say how it affected the outcome, but I saw a Youtube of some kid from the south using Abita Turbodog in his injection and thought 'what the hey?'. First fried turkey I've ever had and it's very moist and flavorful, which is how Sacamano likes his wine.

But the Sinister Black is far from a session beer. Very bold and you can pick up the bourbon barrel aging. I bought a mixed 12-pack from Rite Aid and of the four choices, I think this was my favorite. Budweiser bought 10 Barrel last year for $50 Million, so now the portly bearded Bend hipsters are rolling around on much nicer unicycles.

Yeah, I was just making chit-chat. Sounds tedious.

I KNEW IT!

Although I did laugh at the video of your buddy putting the turkey in the fryer and the other guy standing by with the fire extinguisher.

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer , coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Actually what kind of beer did you use?

I feel like this is a trap, but...

10 Barrel Sinister Black Ale, aged in whiskey barrels.

10 Barrel makes great stuff. Never had the Sinister Black. How did it affect the flavor of the bird?

Not sure I possess the palate nor the experience with deep fried bird to say how it affected the outcome, but I saw a Youtube of some kid from the south using Abita Turbodog in his injection and thought 'what the hey?'. First fried turkey I've ever had and it's very moist and flavorful, which is how Sacamano likes his wine.

But the Sinister Black is far from a session beer. Very bold and you can pick up the bourbon barrel aging. I bought a mixed 12-pack from Rite Aid and of the four choices, I think this was my favorite. Budweiser bought 10 Barrel last year for $50 Million, so now the portly bearded Bend hipsters are rolling around on much nicer unicycles.

Yeah, I was just making chit-chat. Sounds tedious.

I KNEW IT!

Although I did laugh at the video of your buddy putting the turkey in the fryer and the other guy standing by with the fire extinguisher.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You may have to zoom in on the candle

 

[tommyboy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

You sorry you posted your feelings?

What would like like me to post about? Obviously, deep frying a turkey is out, as fun as it was. You want hot 4-month old twin talk? How about I update you on the latest Care Bears drama? What can I discuss that won't irritate you, oh great one?

can we get an update on your secks life.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

You may have to zoom in on the candle

...chunky queefs

potroastgirls.com

 

[General Malaise]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

You sorry you posted your feelings?

What would like like me to post about? Obviously, deep frying a turkey is out, as fun as it was. You want hot 4-month old twin talk? How about I update you on the latest Care Bears drama? What can I discuss that won't irritate you, oh great one?

can we get an update on your secks life.

Sure.

 

[kevzilla]

Did someone mention a Vegas trip? 38 days and counting.

 

[tommyboy]

Just crushed a hot turkey sandwich

Might be a top 5 food item...like death row final meal good

Deep frying a turkey today. Yesterday, I injected it with Cajun butter and dark beer, coated it with dry creole seasoning. I'm looking more forward to this than the birth of three of my five children.

God this turned out great. Going to smoke the carcass and then make turkey stock out of it. But the meat and skin...my god. Pure heaven.

Notice how nobody asked?

Sorry, I was just trying to make talk. I don't really have much else to discuss anymore. My life is pretty ####### boring now with not much happening, so deep frying a turkey was like a trip to Vegas for me.

You sorry you posted your feelings?

What would like like me to post about? Obviously, deep frying a turkey is out, as fun as it was. You want hot 4-month old twin talk? How about I update you on the latest Care Bears drama? What can I discuss that won't irritate you, oh great one?

can we get an update on your secks life.

Sure.

you know if you warm that turkey carcas back up...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BIFF

 

[tommyboy]

BIFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPZY_GKgeAE

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't want to brag on facebook, so I'm doing it here.

Took over all operations at a bike shop in early October. November is the first full month I've got under my belt. Everything was in disarray, and we've lost two people since I came on board on top of it. Not due to me. I took some risks and ordered a lot of last year's bikes to sell on closeout, it was a limited time opportunity and I jumped on it.

If we don't sell anything else today, revenue is up 45% and profit up 60% from last November. Feels good.

Sounds like you wheelie know what you're doing.

 

[mr roboto]

Good job ninja.

Lots of bikes being bought for teh holidays?

 

[kevzilla]

I don't want to brag on facebook, so I'm doing it here.

Took over all operations at a bike shop in early October. November is the first full month I've got under my belt. Everything was in disarray, and we've lost two people since I came on board on top of it. Not due to me. I took some risks and ordered a lot of last year's bikes to sell on closeout, it was a limited time opportunity and I jumped on it.

If we don't sell anything else today, revenue is up 45% and profit up 60% from last November. Feels good.

Sounds like you wheelie know what you're doing.

He really knows how to pedal those things.

 

[mr roboto]

Getting a bike for Christmas is...

/sunglassesandwhatever

...off the chain

Yeah

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My wife just made bread. It's damn good. She's pretty awesome.

 

[Tecumseh]

My wife just made bread. It's damn good. She's pretty awesome.

This thread is useless w/o pics.

 

[Tecumseh]

My wife just made bread. It's damn good. She's pretty awesome.

This thread is useless w/o pics.

The wife, not the bread.

 

[Tecumseh]

My wife just made bread. It's damn good. She's pretty awesome.

This thread is useless w/o pics.

The wife, not the bread.

Fine, pics of the bread.

 

[tommyboy]

I don't want to brag on facebook, so I'm doing it here.

Took over all operations at a bike shop in early October. November is the first full month I've got under my belt. Everything was in disarray, and we've lost two people since I came on board on top of it. Not due to me. I took some risks and ordered a lot of last year's bikes to sell on closeout, it was a limited time opportunity and I jumped on it.

If we don't sell anything else today, revenue is up 45% and profit up 60% from last November. Feels good.

Well done

 

[mr roboto]

The wife, naked, holding a bread knife.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i'd love to provide picks...buuuut

 

[General Malaise]

Baking bread = yeast infection, no?

 

[Aerial Assault]

I don't want to brag on facebook, so I'm doing it here.

Took over all operations at a bike shop in early October. November is the first full month I've got under my belt. Everything was in disarray, and we've lost two people since I came on board on top of it. Not due to me. I took some risks and ordered a lot of last year's bikes to sell on closeout, it was a limited time opportunity and I jumped on it.

If we don't sell anything else today, revenue is up 45% and profit up 60% from last November. Feels good.

Sounds like you wheelie know what you're doing.

Well, it's like riding a bicycle!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I don't want to brag on facebook, so I'm doing it here.

Took over all operations at a bike shop in early October. November is the first full month I've got under my belt. Everything was in disarray, and we've lost two people since I came on board on top of it. Not due to me. I took some risks and ordered a lot of last year's bikes to sell on closeout, it was a limited time opportunity and I jumped on it.

If we don't sell anything else today, revenue is up 45% and profit up 60% from last November. Feels good.

Sounds like you wheelie know what you're doing.

Well, it's like riding a bicycle!

Poor Krista is totally Shuked right now

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't want to brag on facebook, so I'm doing it here.

Took over all operations at a bike shop in early October. November is the first full month I've got under my belt. Everything was in disarray, and we've lost two people since I came on board on top of it. Not due to me. I took some risks and ordered a lot of last year's bikes to sell on closeout, it was a limited time opportunity and I jumped on it.

If we don't sell anything else today, revenue is up 45% and profit up 60% from last November. Feels good.

Sounds like you wheelie know what you're doing.

He really knows how to pedal those things.

I didn't mean to derail the thread.

 

[Plorfu]

Test-driving some new Facebook shtick during this vacation. I'm not acknowledging any references or questions. I'm enjoying the general confusion so far.

http://imgur.com/5SBMR5v

 

[Abraham]

We had a client that broke the internet today. 130k unique visitors on the site 5 minutes after the Url was announced. Sold out in 37 minutes - half a million on the bank. Very gratifying.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Test-driving some new Facebook shtick during this vacation. I'm not acknowledging any references or questions. I'm enjoying the general confusion so far.

http://imgur.com/5SBMR5v

You should do the same thing but post pics of turds. "That was an herb-crusted pork loin and....".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We had a client that broke the internet today. 130k unique visitors on the site 5 minutes after the Url was announced. Sold out in 37 minutes - half a million on the bank. Very gratifying.

Melissamccarthyleakednudes.com?

 

[Plorfu]

Test-driving some new Facebook shtick during this vacation. I'm not acknowledging any references or questions. I'm enjoying the general confusion so far.

http://imgur.com/5SBMR5v

You should do the same thing but post pics of turds. "That was an herb-crusted pork loin and....".

:scribblingnotes:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://m.imgur.com/sCUgZ2z

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We had a client that broke the internet today. 130k unique visitors on the site 5 minutes after the Url was announced. Sold out in 37 minutes - half a million on the bank. Very gratifying.

GMsThreadAboutTurkey.net?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

CyberSexMonday.ru?

 

[Ignoramus]

Test-driving some new Facebook shtick during this vacation. I'm not acknowledging any references or questions. I'm enjoying the general confusion so far.

http://imgur.com/5SBMR5v

I like it.