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[General Malaise]

Baking bread = yeast infection, no?

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[mr roboto]

Meanwhile in Minnesota today

https://www.instagram.com/p/-w2al1QKbf/

 

[Frostillicus]

Meanwhile in Minnesota today

https://www.instagram.com/p/-w2al1QKbf/

omg I'm in Minnesota!

 

[mr roboto]

Meanwhile in Minnesota today

https://www.instagram.com/p/-w2al1QKbf/

omg I'm in Minnesota!

Hi! How's the new house GB?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Meanwhile in Minnesota today

https://www.instagram.com/p/-w2al1QKbf/

omg I'm in Minnesota!

Hi! How's the new house GB?

Does it still have that new house smell?

 

[Frostillicus]

Meanwhile in Minnesota today

https://www.instagram.com/p/-w2al1QKbf/

omg I'm in Minnesota!

Hi! How's the new house GB?

Good. We're slowly packing stuff up from my in-laws (who moved out) and getting it to be more like "our" house.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Baking bread = yeast infection, no?

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"Howd she get all that yeast out of her sarlacc pit of shame and into a baked good? "

 

[Mr.Pack]

Baking bread = yeast infection, no?

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"Howd she get all that yeast out of her sarlacc pit of shame and into a baked good? "

In an article I read, she said she used a dildo

 

[bentley]

We're in the 4th year of #GivingTuesday and this is the first time I'm aware of it?

I don't know. The message I get from the barrage of emails on Giving Tuesday is that I probably support too many and I need to cut back to avoid the spam.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

yeah well eventually the good times end when they figure out it is just dad kicking a boot around in the same room and then you have to get your own beers not good times bromigo

 

[General Malaise]

that's the same person as W. Nelson, right?

MIL sending us Elf on a Shelf. Might be the final cause in divorce 2.0.

 

[the rover]

that's the same person as W. Nelson, right?

MIL sending us Elf on a Shelf. Might be the final cause in divorce 2.0.

Send it back

 

[Hawks64]

that's the same person as W. Nelson, right?

MIL sending us Elf on a Shelf. Might be the final cause in divorce 2.0.

Intercept and burn that package GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

that's the same person as W. Nelson, right?

MIL sending us Elf on a Shelf. Might be the final cause in divorce 2.0.

Intercept and burn that package GB.

Intercept, shove it up your butthole, and then send it back.

 

[bentley]

F that S. Our kids haven't asked for their elf yet this year so hopefully we can retire that tradition. Lego Star Wars advent calendar, on the other hand, is still going strong.

 

[Frostillicus]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

 

[BobbyLayne]

that's the same person as W. Nelson, right?

MIL sending us Elf on a Shelf. Might be the final cause in divorce 2.0.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vfthzU3V4zo

 

[BobbyLayne]

A fraternity brother I haven't seen in 20 years is leaving diatribes on my timeline re: the Chan Zuckerberg donation. I should 86 it but I'm having a little too much fun watching him expose himself as a resentful fool. 99% chance he's a Trumper.

 

[BobbyLayne]

After 8 years on this board my thumb just figured out for the first time how to mark all topics as read.

Actually actually not a cool feature.

 

[shuke]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

A bunch of Tanners in here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

A bunch of Tanners in here.

You guys wish.

 

[BobbyLayne]

https://www.facebook.com/MMRadio/posts/10153145671381906

 

[Frostillicus]

https://www.facebook.com/MMRadio/posts/10153145671381906

what?

 

[bentley]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

Of course not. Wait until your third year of it when you wake up in the middle of the night still drunk and stumble around the house trying to find some creative place to put little Elfie that's different from the hundred other places you've put him so that your kids will marvel at it for 90 seconds in the morning and then go back to being the same little ####s they always are.

 

[Frostillicus]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

Of course not. Wait until your third year of it when you wake up in the middle of the night still drunk and stumble around the house trying to find some creative place to put little Elfie that's different from the hundred other places you've put him so that your kids will marvel at it for 90 seconds in the morning and then go back to being the same little ####s they always are.

Makes sense.

 

[Thorn]

Take the elf to the bank and deposit him bromingo

 

[Mr. Pickles]

https://www.facebook.com/MMRadio/posts/10153145671381906

what?

¡Jajajajaja!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Big Cat week!

The Last Lions on NatGeo is but then

Save that last cub!!!!! Come on!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

Really? He's pretty much unreadable for me. Don't get the appeal of that shtick

 

[heckmanm]

HFS (193-foot cliff dive with GoPro footage)

 

[Osaurus]

HFS (193-foot cliff dive with GoPro footage)

Red Bull makes you bat#### crazy

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A fraternity brother I haven't seen in 20 years is leaving diatribes on my timeline re: the Chan Zuckerberg donation. I should 86 it but I'm having a little too much fun watching him expose himself as a resentful fool. 99% chance he's a Trumper.

You are just lapping up what the liberal mainstream media is feeding you.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

Really? He's pretty much unreadable for me. Don't get the appeal of that shtick

maybe the best poster here. easily top-5. I feel really sorry for you.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

Really? He's pretty much unreadable for me. Don't get the appeal of that shtick

maybe the best poster here. easily top-5. I feel really sorry for you.

Pretty sure you say that about every trolling alias.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

Really? He's pretty much unreadable for me. Don't get the appeal of that shtick

maybe the best poster here. easily top-5. I feel really sorry for you.

Pretty sure you say that about every trolling alias.

SWC is a troll?

and an alias of who?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

Really? He's pretty much unreadable for me. Don't get the appeal of that shtick

maybe the best poster here. easily top-5. I feel really sorry for you.

Pretty sure you say that about every trolling alias.

SWC is a troll?

and an alias of who?

This guy?

 

[Limp Ditka]

bromagnons swc is the real deal and you can take that to the bank of broatia

 

[Frostillicus]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

Really? He's pretty much unreadable for me. Don't get the appeal of that shtick

maybe the best poster here. easily top-5. I feel really sorry for you.

Pretty sure you say that about every trolling alias.

SWC is a troll?

and an alias of who?

Your mom.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

SWC>

 

[Your Mother]

Some pure awesomeness from the Elf on a shelf thread.

me and my kids used to play a game where i had this old steel toed boot the other one got shredded and i just had the one laying around so i would move that sucker and they try to figure out where it was we called it where is that boot and if you found it then you were the lucky kid and got to get dad a beer from refrigerator in the garage it was pretty sweet i should probabaly sue these shelf elf jbags take that to the bank brohans

Whichever one of you is SWC is a genius.

Really? He's pretty much unreadable for me. Don't get the appeal of that shtick

maybe the best poster here. easily top-5. I feel really sorry for you.

Pretty sure you say that about every trolling alias.

SWC is a troll?

and an alias of who?

Your mom.

Don't be ridiculous

 

[Tiger Fan]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

Plus the constant "[insert elf name] is watching, you better be good" is a solid reminder

 

[General Malaise]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

Plus the constant "[insert elf name] is watching, you better be good" is a solid reminder

Was the threat of calling Santa just not enough? Soon we'll be celebrating Christmas before Halloween.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

Plus the constant "[insert elf name] is watching, you better be good" is a solid reminder

I always went with "if you don't clean your room you're going to burn in hell for eternity, ####face."

 

[Frostillicus]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

Plus the constant "[insert elf name] is watching, you better be good" is a solid reminder

Was the threat of calling Santa just not enough? Soon we'll be celebrating Christmas before Halloween.

The War on Halloween is real.

 

[BobbyLayne]

We're in the 4th year of #GivingTuesday and this is the first time I'm aware of it?

No idea what it is either. People just making #### up.

GivingTuesday, FriendsGiving, Cyber Monday. Just #### off already.

Just really odd I haven't heard of it - the genesis was a 92nd Street Y / United Nations initiative. We're at 92Y at least 6-8 times a year for various bull####. Guess I've been recycling their newsletters/emails without digesting.

But if anyone needs a cause, happy to tell you all about the 3 Fund.

The folks at our school are pretty proud of themselves over how much they raised on #GivingTuesday, so they posted a pat on the back note on the FB page:

http://postimg.org/image/kma9yor5p/

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Stomachpunch List™

Elf-on-the-Shelflvrs

 

[YSR]

Started Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year. Kids love it. Not sure I get all the anger.

Plus the constant "[insert elf name] is watching, you better be good" is a solid reminder

Was the threat of calling Santa just not enough? Soon we'll be celebrating Christmas before Halloween.

My parents used to call God to get us to confess.

Dad would pick up the phone and dial something like the Time and Weather number and Mom would pull the whole, "If you did ________, you should probably let us know before your Dad hears it from God." Worked every time.

 

[El Floppo]

We're in the 4th year of #GivingTuesday and this is the first time I'm aware of it?

No idea what it is either. People just making #### up.

GivingTuesday, FriendsGiving, Cyber Monday. Just #### off already.

Just really odd I haven't heard of it - the genesis was a 92nd Street Y / United Nations initiative. We're at 92Y at least 6-8 times a year for various bull####. Guess I've been recycling their newsletters/emails without digesting.

But if anyone needs a cause, happy to tell you all about the 3 Fund.

The folks at our school are pretty proud of themselves over how much they raised on #GivingTuesday, so they posted a pat on the back note on the FB page:

http://postimg.org/image/kma9yor5p/

:like:

btw- never did ask how you guys are at ps3. thought it was only the hoity-toity west village and soho folk.

hope everybody had a great thanksgiving. the caribbean (antigua) was great, tia for asking. but not as great as vietnam and wherever else k4 went. busier than our usual spot (anguilla), but sounds kinda similar and had much cheaper airfares. got to completely let down the wife for our anniversary in every way imaginable- but got some sanctuary in that it was all done in the safety of the caribbean.