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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (19 Viewers)

Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Just had a frantic text exchange with the wife because she thought somebody stole our car from the mall parking lot while she was Christmas shopping

Turns out she just went out the wrong exit :mellow:
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YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!

Signed,

Guy who once called the police to report his car stolen when it was actually parked safely several blocks away from where he thought it was parked.
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:lmao:

What did the cops say?
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GM, did you tell that story before? A New Orleans trip or something, ended with a police escort out of town.

 
UOFI_316 said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Just had a frantic text exchange with the wife because she thought somebody stole our car from the mall parking lot while she was Christmas shopping

Turns out she just went out the wrong exit :mellow:
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YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!

Signed,

Guy who once called the police to report his car stolen when it was actually parked safely several blocks away from where he thought it was parked.
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:lmao:

What did the cops say?
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GM, did you tell that story before? A New Orleans trip or something, ended with a police escort out of town.
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New Orleans wasn't me. Mine was in Portland. I called in after a night of heavy drinking. Dispatch took down my info, said they'd put it in the system and said they'd get back to me in the morning. Well, they called back immediately and said it was located downtown, no damage and I just apologized profusely before passing out, like I do after sex.

 
UOFI_316 said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Just had a frantic text exchange with the wife because she thought somebody stole our car from the mall parking lot while she was Christmas shopping

Turns out she just went out the wrong exit :mellow:
Click to expand...
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!

Signed,

Guy who once called the police to report his car stolen when it was actually parked safely several blocks away from where he thought it was parked.
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:lmao:

What did the cops say?
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GM, did you tell that story before? A New Orleans trip or something, ended with a police escort out of town.
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That was Evil Grin I believe.

 
General Malaise said:
UOFI_316 said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Just had a frantic text exchange with the wife because she thought somebody stole our car from the mall parking lot while she was Christmas shopping

Turns out she just went out the wrong exit :mellow:
Click to expand...
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!

Signed,

Guy who once called the police to report his car stolen when it was actually parked safely several blocks away from where he thought it was parked.
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:lmao:

What did the cops say?
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GM, did you tell that story before? A New Orleans trip or something, ended with a police escort out of town.
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New Orleans wasn't me. Mine was in Portland. I called in after a night of heavy drinking. Dispatch took down my info, said they'd put it in the system and said they'd get back to me in the morning. Well, they called back immediately and said it was located downtown, no damage and I just apologized profusely before passing out, like I do after sex.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Bob Sacamano said:
GroveDiesel said:
Note to self: HULK is the scariest dude on this site. Don't get on his list.
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Screw that guy, man. He's a giant puss
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Really? I'm pretty clueless, but he always seemed cool to me. I get the impression he's connected (think: 3-letter quasi-gov't org) in some way, but I don't recall him ever being a #####.
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Him being connected to a 3 letter government agency would make sense given what's going on in the boob buying thread.

 
I will say that tracking down & posting stuff on this board is ####ed up. I doubt he'd follow through, but..........remember the Wheelhouse fiasco?

 
UOFI_316 said:
krista4 said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.
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This is where I am - well, I haven't been to McClure's but I'm a fan of tipsy. I don't understand the guys in there who are spending their days voting from multiple devices, etc. Just plain weird.
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In the beginning I am not sure anyone realized that each round was going to be weeks on end. I voted some in the early rounds and have just followed since then. When the early bot/script was going against us I asked a buddy who does programming to see if he could come up with a script to vote. He looked into it and said the coding on the site is so ####ed up there is no way to do it.
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Well the bots are dominating that BBQ site. Clearly your buddy is either:

a) lazy

b) a ####ty programmer

c) both

 
Wow, that BBQ thread is one of the more pathetic things I've seen on here. Bunch of nerds spending all day entering votes and complaining that they are losing because the other guy is cheating. :lmao:

 
The enhancement thread - or at least the final 2-3 pages, which are all I've read - has surpassed BBQ thread or anything else for weirdest thing on this site.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
I will say that tracking down & posting stuff on this board is ####ed up. I doubt he'd follow through, but..........remember the Wheelhouse fiasco?
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Just read the last two pages. That's horsesht.

Let's #### up someone's life for no real reason

 
krista4 said:
The enhancement thread - or at least the final 2-3 pages, which are all I've read - has surpassed BBQ thread or anything else for weirdest thing on this site.
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It really seemed to come out of nowhere, the enhancement thread that is. I could understand if it were during the uncovering of the "scam" or whatever but years after it seems a bit odd.

 
Hawks64 said:
krista4 said:
The enhancement thread - or at least the final 2-3 pages, which are all I've read - has surpassed BBQ thread or anything else for weirdest thing on this site.
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It really seemed to come out of nowhere, the enhancement thread that is. I could understand if it were during the uncovering of the "scam" or whatever but years after it seems a bit odd.
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I wonder what triggered it? I'm not even sure I'd call what she did a "scam" based on the summary provided in the last pages.

Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
The enhancement thread - or at least the final 2-3 pages, which are all I've read - has surpassed BBQ thread or anything else for weirdest thing on this site.
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"Just ran a 10k" gets my vote. Budding cult.
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Have never opened that one.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Limp Ditka said:
Ummm.......Star Wars is great and all, but 'vinegar strokes'?

:oldunsure:
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What does that even mean?
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Found this....

for men, the point during sex or masturbation after which ejaculation is inevitable. So named because their faces at this time (allegedly) look as if they've smelled vinegar. Possibly coined by the TV program The League.

'I'm never gonna be able to get my dad's vinegar strokes out of my mind. Why didn't he lock his door?!'

 
Limp Ditka said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Limp Ditka said:
Ummm.......Star Wars is great and all, but 'vinegar strokes'?

:oldunsure:
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What does that even mean?
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Found this....

for men, the point during sex or masturbation after which ejaculation is inevitable. So named because their faces at this time (allegedly) look as if they've smelled vinegar. Possibly coined by the TV program The League.

'I'm never gonna be able to get my dad's vinegar strokes out of my mind. Why didn't he lock his door?!'
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Ugh

 
Actually happened at my high school. Kids in some extra curricular activity rented a movie for a movie night, then someone swapped it out at the last minute for basic instinct. Boys in the upstairs balcony started cheering during the legs crossing scene. Girls downstairs felt something rain down on them. Apparently at least one guy actually actually jizzed. Investigations, suspensions and i think there was an expulsion but no actual sexual assault charges. Was fun going to football games after that, kids in the stands with signs saying we don't have to beat you guys you already beat yourselves.

 
bostonfred said:
Actually happened at my high school. Kids in some extra curricular activity rented a movie for a movie night, then someone swapped it out at the last minute for basic instinct. Boys in the upstairs balcony started cheering during the legs crossing scene. Girls downstairs felt something rain down on them. Apparently at least one guy actually actually jizzed. Investigations, suspensions and i think there was an expulsion but no actual sexual assault charges. Was fun going to football games after that, kids in the stands with signs saying we don't have to beat you guys you already beat yourselves.
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wat

 
bostonfred said:
Actually happened at my high school. Kids in some extra curricular activity rented a movie for a movie night, then someone swapped it out at the last minute for basic instinct. Boys in the upstairs balcony started cheering during the legs crossing scene. Girls downstairs felt something rain down on them. Apparently at least one guy actually actually jizzed. Investigations, suspensions and i think there was an expulsion but no actual sexual assault charges. Was fun going to football games after that, kids in the stands with signs saying we don't have to beat you guys you already beat yourselves.
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this happened at my high school during food of the gods.

 
krista4 said:
Hawks64 said:
krista4 said:
The enhancement thread - or at least the final 2-3 pages, which are all I've read - has surpassed BBQ thread or anything else for weirdest thing on this site.
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It really seemed to come out of nowhere, the enhancement thread that is. I could understand if it were during the uncovering of the "scam" or whatever but years after it seems a bit odd.
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I wonder what triggered it? I'm not even sure I'd call what she did a "scam" based on the summary provided in the last pages.

Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
The enhancement thread - or at least the final 2-3 pages, which are all I've read - has surpassed BBQ thread or anything else for weirdest thing on this site.
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"Just ran a 10k" gets my vote. Budding cult.
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Have never opened that one.
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It came up in this thread about people begging for money for very selfish reasons, got linked in a post and I guess went from there:

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/739293-facebook-gofundme-fu-gofundyourself/

 
I had never watched highlights of the Buffalo/Giants Super Bowl until tonight.

I was in Basic Training during that Super Bowl and our training instructor said he'd let a few of us watch it if we "had a good week." Of course we didn't because that meant he would have had to come in to supervise us watching it, instead of pounding some quality San Antonio tail and drinking beer. I kind of just refused to watch it until now.

I haven't missed a Super Bowl since 1980 (Rams/Steelers) except for that one, and The Rams/Patriots which I missed because I was in Kandahar Afghanistan. I still refuse to watch highlights of that one, for my own personal reasons.

I had hoped the Bills would win that one, and I rooted for them in the next three as well. I thought they had the Cowboys that second time, but Thurman fumbled in the 3rd qtr and they folded once again. Not sure how they got smoked so bad by that Redskins team.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
That BUF/NYG game was awesome.

The NFC championship game between the 49ers and Giants was great too.
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I missed that as well. I also missed the most of the Buffalo comeback vs the Oilers. Was at the base club in Rimini, Italy watching it and left at half to meet this Dutch dancer I wanted to plow for coffee (she ended up living with me for three months along with a troop mate of hers who was Danish. Would have been longer had I not plowed the Danish girl when the the Dutch girl was at work). Came back and the game was 38-38, incredible.

 
Dickies said:
Wow, that BBQ thread is one of the more pathetic things I've seen on here. Bunch of nerds spending all day entering votes and complaining that they are losing because the other guy is cheating. :lmao:
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Since posting this it has gone off the deep end. Now they are all cheating to win some stupid interweb poll

 
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