GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (22 Viewers)

[Aerial Assault]

Screech's lady friend is, uh, interesting.

Looks like a standard contender (and votegetter) in some of the Who's Hottest threads to me. "Love them curves!"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bad day for Flosty's buddy Screech....

Screech's lady friend is, uh, interesting.

MILWAUKEE Dustin Diamond, who played the nerdy Screech in the early 1990s U.S. television sitcom "Saved by the Bell," withdrew the appeal of his conviction for a Christmas night barroom stabbing in a Milwaukee suburb, court records showed on Thursday.

Diamond, 38, will begin serving a four-month jail sentence on Jan. 15, according to court records. He was convicted in May of carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct in the incident in which he was accused of stabbing a man.

I'd do her

DEM HANDS

 

[Annyong]

Weirdest license plate I've seen today. ARE U 18

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bad day for Flosty's buddy Screech....

Screech's lady friend is, uh, interesting.

MILWAUKEE — Dustin Diamond, who played the nerdy Screech in the early 1990s U.S. television sitcom "Saved by the Bell," withdrew the appeal of his conviction for a Christmas night barroom stabbing in a Milwaukee suburb, court records showed on Thursday.

Diamond, 38, will begin serving a four-month jail sentence on Jan. 15, according to court records. He was convicted in May of carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct in the incident in which he was accused of stabbing a man.

I've seen her before

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Weirdest license plate I've seen today. ARE U 18

Ohio plates?

 

[belljr]

The Blue Meanie?

 

[Ignoramus]

Bad day for Flosty's buddy Screech....

Screech's lady friend is, uh, interesting.

MILWAUKEE Dustin Diamond, who played the nerdy Screech in the early 1990s U.S. television sitcom "Saved by the Bell," withdrew the appeal of his conviction for a Christmas night barroom stabbing in a Milwaukee suburb, court records showed on Thursday.

Diamond, 38, will begin serving a four-month jail sentence on Jan. 15, according to court records. He was convicted in May of carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct in the incident in which he was accused of stabbing a man.

I'd do her

DEM HANDS

Meaty.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

what did hulk do?

He made it weird.

I've met HULK in person. In general a good guy. Sometimes makes online conversations weird, but that didn't seem to translate over into real life.

 

[General Malaise]

Bad day for Flosty's buddy Screech....

Screech's lady friend is, uh, interesting.

MILWAUKEE Dustin Diamond, who played the nerdy Screech in the early 1990s U.S. television sitcom "Saved by the Bell," withdrew the appeal of his conviction for a Christmas night barroom stabbing in a Milwaukee suburb, court records showed on Thursday.

Diamond, 38, will begin serving a four-month jail sentence on Jan. 15, according to court records. He was convicted in May of carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct in the incident in which he was accused of stabbing a man.

I'd do her

DEM HANDS

Mmmmmm hmmmm

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I love this guy's work

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I love this guy's work

Clone Jason always wins.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Same guy that did the Halloween costumes we all loved. http://imgur.com/a/7zqod

 

[mr roboto]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

Sounds ####ing terrible.

 

[mr roboto]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

Sounds ####ing terrible.

The drink, the night, both?It's kinda like a noggy White Russian.

 

[hagmania]

I don't notice much /r/me_irl in here.

https://i.imgur.com/7C6MOE9.png

https://i.imgur.com/YhEEW8c.jpg

 

[hagmania]

Oh, and for the record, just slapping some text over an image doesn't make it a meme.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

Sounds ####ing terrible.

The drink, the night, both?It's kinda like a noggy White Russian.

Anything "nog" related. Brandy too.

 

[mr roboto]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

Sounds ####ing terrible.

The drink, the night, both?It's kinda like a noggy White Russian.

Anything "nog" related. Brandy too.

Sorry you're ugly and also stupid.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love this guy's work

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

Sounds ####ing terrible.

The drink, the night, both?It's kinda like a noggy White Russian.

Anything "nog" related. Brandy too.

Sorry you're ugly and also stupid.

And?

 

[mr roboto]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

Sounds ####ing terrible.

The drink, the night, both?It's kinda like a noggy White Russian.

Anything "nog" related. Brandy too.

Sorry you're ugly and also stupid.

And?

Old too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Meh. I hear worse at home every day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

JFC...

Not sure if I've mentioned it before but my older brother has a step daughter that is developmentally disabled. We'll call her "Jenny". She's actually pretty high functioning. She's in her mid 20s but operates on the same level as about a 10-11 year old. I love her to death she's sweet as hell.

So one of my kids drew her name in the Xmas exchange. Somehow I have to text my brother what Jenny wants.

Bro comes back with a list of DVDs she wants. That's usually what she asks for. She wants Frozen, certain seasons of Xena (yeah, that Xena) and...Hee Haw.

Hee Haw

Hee Haw

I told my wife "well, of all the members of my family to ask for DVDs of Hee ####ing Haw...Jenny is th e one that makes the most sense".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and Jenny lives the life of Riley (look it up). She lives in a house with a few other people like her that is managed by caregivers. Basically, since they all get a ton of disability/SS/etc it is a sweet set up.

About every two weeks the caregivers take the residents on some sort of day trip. You know where they go half of the time? To the GD horse races.

 

[Rustoleum]

Eggnog Brandy Alexander

2oz Nog

1.5oz Brandy

1oz Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, strain and serve with nutmeg garnish on top.

Sooooooo tasty. Also insane calorie count. #### it, I'm all in.

My wife has a cookie exchange tonight at our house. After I put the kids down I have to bartend. 11 women, 3 preggers, 1 breastfeeding, 2 super-Jesus teetotalers. So 5 drinking. I'm really hoping I 'accidently' make to much egg nog Brandy Alexander and have to, you know, finish it myself.

I think you counted YSR twice .

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh and Jenny lives the life of Riley (look it up).

Great tune.

 

[bentley]

She's a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.

Don't talk about my lady that way.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She's a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.

Don't talk about my lady that way.

What an angry wife she would be.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Still not sure we've learned much about what makes her so angry.

 

[kevzilla]

Took me a while to figure out what Rams fans were chanting. It was "Kroenke sucks".

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Oh, and for the record, just slapping some text over an image doesn't make it a meme.

you don't know what I did

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh, and for the record, just slapping some text over an image doesn't make it a meme.

you don't know what I did

Hit on his sister?

 

[shuke]

Actually happened at my high school. Kids in some extra curricular activity rented a movie for a movie night, then someone swapped it out at the last minute for basic instinct. Boys in the upstairs balcony started cheering during the legs crossing scene. Girls downstairs felt something rain down on them. Apparently at least one guy actually actually jizzed. Investigations, suspensions and i think there was an expulsion but no actual sexual assault charges. Was fun going to football games after that, kids in the stands with signs saying we don't have to beat you guys you already beat yourselves.

wat

He said this actually happened at his high school. Kids in some extra curricular activity rented a movie for a movie night, then someone swapped it out at the last minute for basic instinct. Boys in the upstairs balcony started cheering during the legs crossing scene. Girls downstairs felt something rain down on them. Apparently at least one guy actually actually jizzed. Investigations, suspensions and i think there was an expulsion but no actual sexual assault charges. It was fun for him going to football games after that, kids in the stands with signs saying we don't have to beat you guys you already beat yourselves.

 

[shuke]

This made me laugh more than it probably should have:

http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/14/mustafa-fb-troll

 

[shuke]

Oh, and for the record, just slapping some text over an image doesn't make it a meme.

My link

 

[Binky The Doormat]

BTW ...the Shuke and GM EAT OFF thread just reminded my how much I enjoyed the draft at Guster's house. I didn't do well in the league but I want to do it again.

Great smoked pork shoulder too. I still don't believe the high school looking kid was Peyton Marino though ...

 

[hagmania]

Oh, and for the record, just slapping some text over an image doesn't make it a meme.

My link

Now this is a meme I can get behind.

 

[Frostillicus]

BTW ...the Shuke and GM EAT OFF thread just reminded my how much I enjoyed the draft at Guster's house. I didn't do well in the league but I want to do it again.

Great smoked pork shoulder too. I still don't believe the high school looking kid was Peyton Marino though ...

guster is kinda a dickfor, to be honest.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

BTW ...the Shuke and GM EAT OFF thread just reminded my how much I enjoyed the draft at Guster's house. I didn't do well in the league but I want to do it again.

Great smoked pork shoulder too. I still don't believe the high school looking kid was Peyton Marino though ...

guster is kinda a dickfor, to be honest.

Me and Shuke were the last ones there. I left because it seemed like I was horning in on Guster's "Shuke Time." I drove home about an hour away after a 5th of vodka to give it space.

 

[the rover]

Note to sober self: being decent and treating women with respect doesn't work.

Gmtan: new adventures soon.

:sucker:

 

[strykerpks]

Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I found true love.

You met another and pbbtttt you was gone

 

[the rover]

To the drunk thread!

 

[cstu]

This made me laugh more than it probably should have:

http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/14/mustafa-fb-troll

I've revised the top score of my movie grading scale to 5/7.

 

[1234]

Note to sober self: being decent and treating women with respect doesn't work.

Gmtan: new adventures soon.

:sucker:

Good luck, my friend.

 

[1234]

I will guess no one cares but I really love Disturbed's cover of The Sound of Silence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

 

[Dan Lambskin]

JFC...

Not sure if I've mentioned it before but my older brother has a step daughter that is developmentally disabled. We'll call her "Jenny". She's actually pretty high functioning. She's in her mid 20s but operates on the same level as about a 10-11 year old. I love her to death she's sweet as hell.

So one of my kids drew her name in the Xmas exchange. Somehow I have to text my brother what Jenny wants.

Bro comes back with a list of DVDs she wants. That's usually what she asks for. She wants Frozen, certain seasons of Xena (yeah, that Xena) and...Hee Haw.

Hee Haw

Hee Haw

I told my wife "well, of all the members of my family to ask for DVDs of Hee ####ing Haw...Jenny is th e one that makes the most sense".

If those numbers were reversed it would be homers dream girl

 

[Limp Ditka]

I will guess no one cares but I really love Disturbed's cover of The Sound of Silence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

I care, but that's only because you made me aware that this awfulness exists

 

[krista4]

Note to sober self: being decent and treating women with respect doesn't work.

Gmtan: new adventures soon.

:sucker:

:(

 

[bentley]

Note to sober self: being decent and treating women with respect doesn't work.

Gmtan: new adventures soon.

:sucker:

THERE HE IS!