DA RAIDERS
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merry christmas gmtan
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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (25 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Hawks64
Footballguy
Structural, had a L5/S1 herniation and now it's degenerative disc....matter of time before I wind up with a fusion I think.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Lol she's over 110 or something for the first time. She's freaking out.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Frosty my wife is having a Norwex party
How bad is this going to be?
How bad is this going to be?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Merry Xmas all.
Wife's working a 12 hour shift, so I'm home alone, trying to get some of the downstairs back in order. Just a little more counter/tile work and then hooking up the appliances, showers and toilets. I'm going through all the stuff that got trashed, moved, covered or stashed, move in replacement furniture and get everything back in place/in order. Hoping to get all that crap done by the first of the year.
Yesterday we were going by my parents to drop off some gifts, then head to Llano (about 70 miles away) to get a new couch. I'm on the highway about five minutes and my car starts overheating. After a couple of stops to cool off, we managed to find a repair shop open until noon. They tell me the radiator's broken in half but they're able to find one in Pflugerville and have it installed by noon. It was the best occurrence of bad luck I've ever had. We ubered over to my parents and visited a couple hours and ubered back to the shop and made it to Llano in plenty of time. It could have gone so much worse in so many ways.
Wife's working a 12 hour shift, so I'm home alone, trying to get some of the downstairs back in order. Just a little more counter/tile work and then hooking up the appliances, showers and toilets. I'm going through all the stuff that got trashed, moved, covered or stashed, move in replacement furniture and get everything back in place/in order. Hoping to get all that crap done by the first of the year.
Yesterday we were going by my parents to drop off some gifts, then head to Llano (about 70 miles away) to get a new couch. I'm on the highway about five minutes and my car starts overheating. After a couple of stops to cool off, we managed to find a repair shop open until noon. They tell me the radiator's broken in half but they're able to find one in Pflugerville and have it installed by noon. It was the best occurrence of bad luck I've ever had. We ubered over to my parents and visited a couple hours and ubered back to the shop and made it to Llano in plenty of time. It could have gone so much worse in so many ways.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Wait! That SOB forgot the Les Paul Gold Top that I wanted too.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Let's just get this out of the way now.....
TAKE THE PICTURE, TANNER!
TAKE THE PICTURE, TANNER!
Osaurus
Footballguy
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Sure, or put them in nice envelopes with ribbon on them. I did the same this year for my presents to everyone, which are all deeds to various mansions.
ffjunk
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Nice humblebrag, bro.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Fever? Bowling? IQ test?
krista4
Footballguy
This is clever. The suntan lotion one is too (though these are not warm-weather destinations). Good ideas if I had thought about this before, you know, Christmas morning.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Give them a pair of lacy undies and make them sing I'm a little teapot because #### you, I got you a trip.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Crap. Hope that didn't screw things up. Swore I put them in. All set now. Do you have my digits?kevzilla said:
krista4
Footballguy
I don't want to see my stepfather in lacy undies. Or my mom. Or Mr krista. Or, really, anyone.
I forgot that I also got everyone socks (that sounds lame and is, but there's a reason for it). I can shove stuff in those, I guess.
Lest I look like the laziest gift-giver ever, I did put together what is basically a book of 172 hikes my mom and stepfather can do, since they're into hiking now but can never figure out where to go. I spent a lot of time on it because I put the exact distance in time and miles from their house using Google maps for each of the hikes, the length/elevation gain, special features of each hike, my own ratings and trip reports if I've done the hike, etc. So I'm not completely thoughtless when it comes to gifts.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
It's even funnier if you do suntan lotion then
krista4
Footballguy
Chemical X
Footballguy
the birth of santa!
why cant jesus play hockey?
he's always getting pinned to the boards!
why cant jesus play hockey?
he's always getting pinned to the boards!
cosjobs
Footballguy
I think kev making the playoffs broke it. No way the programmers could forsee that.
heckmanm
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Back in Alice? Good times.
Hiding from the rest of the family upstairs at the farm house. The Bentley boys and I have SpongeBob and ample beer. We may never come down.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Gratz. Was thinking about doing the same as the extended fam's not opening presents until Sunday due to an illness. Not sure what kind of "resistance" (heh) I'd face getting two good seats in greater Los Angeles.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Overheard 7 y.o. daughter chatting with her [Jewish] BFF Wednesday night:
"I don't believe in God."
What about Santa?
"Are you kidding? It's like best day of the year."
Totally. That's why we always get a tree.
"I don't believe in God."
What about Santa?
"Are you kidding? It's like best day of the year."
Totally. That's why we always get a tree.
Abraham
Footballguy
I received a yoda t shirt this morning. So I have that going for me. Otherwise, looking forward to the movie.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
#SantaIssues
- by now he should probably be aware she prefers sweet flavored candy canes over mint.
- last year he wrote a note back; this year he simply took the note. disturbing inconsistency.
- by now he should probably be aware she prefers sweet flavored candy canes over mint.
- last year he wrote a note back; this year he simply took the note. disturbing inconsistency.
krista4
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Don't forget Old Dime Box.
I've got a friend with a place on the Llano River near Llano. It's pretty damn nice.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sounds made up.
General Malaise
Footballguy
He also forgot that curious 3 year olds who like to switch beds at midnight might wake up and ask why the hell mom and dad aren't sleeping but are instead furiously wrapping presents and stuffing stockings :noeuphimism:
mr roboto
Footballguy
Tell her he doesn't appreciate done snotty little girl judging his profession. Ask her how she'd like to deliver presents to 1billion kids on 6 continents and have to remember every ####### kids candy cane preferences.
