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Dryer broke and had to go to a laundromat for the first time in decades to deal with my towels.

Places you never want to spend an hour: a rural Louisiana laundromat.

 
It's all divorced men.  There isn't a woman in the place.

Also, there is porn in the magazine stacks.  I appear to have found a strange business.

 
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Put money in a dryer, it wasn't working, and a little Asian guy came out of the back room, hit the start button, and spun the drum by hand and closed the door.  Dryer kept spinning.

He never spoke a word or made eye contact.

 
The change machine only takes $1 bills.  So you have to go get the guy at the front to give you ones if you have anything bigger. Like at a low-rent strip club.

 
I got some BBQ chips from the vending machine earlier and offered some to retired Navy Seal guy.  He accepted.  Hopefully if #### gets real, he'll watch my back.

 
Little Asian guy walked by and pegged me for a "high roller" I think.  I assume it's because my towels all match. 

"We do fluff and fold.  One fitty pound." With a sparkle in his eye.

Front window says "wash and fold laundry service, $1 per pound."

So either he's trying to screw me out of $.50 a pound, he didn't change the price on the front window, or "fluff and fold" is code for something that costs $150 and "pound" is descriptive.

 
Henry Ford said:
Little Asian guy walked by and pegged me for a "high roller" I think.  I assume it's because my towels all match. 

"We do fluff and fold.  One fitty pound." With a sparkle in his eye.

Front window says "wash and fold laundry service, $1 per pound."

So either he's trying to screw me out of $.50 a pound, he didn't change the price on the front window, or "fluff and fold" is code for something that costs $150 and "pound" is descriptive.
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wtf?

 
Excellent work, HF.  Best GMTAN play-by-play in a long while.  It's days like this I'm happy about the unlimited likes.

 
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Excellent work, HF.  Best GMTAN play-by-play in a long while.  It's days like this I'm happy about the unlimited likes.
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Considering returning tomorrow while the wife is out and getting all the laundry done.  I have to assume that the people who do laundry on Sunday are even weirder.

 
My high school's basketball team won the semi-final today to go to the Indiana Class 4A (largest schools) final.  They've been ranked #1 most of the year and are led by a sophomore who averages over 30 points a game (had 48 today) and already has scholarship offers from UCLA, Indiana, Louisville, Purdue and others.

Indiana Hoosiers just beat Kentucky, our most hated team.

It's a good basketball day in my usually-don't-care-about-basketball corner of the world. :pickle:

 
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Breaking news: I'm an idiot.

I "knew" the microwave that kicked the bucket on me was 2.0 cf when I went to buy its replacement today. This new 2.0 cf unit I brought home is like twice as big as the one I got rid of. I now have enough counter space to dice only one carrot.

 
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