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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

Related - not sure my wife is buying the whole "dropped cheesy orzo in my lap" line regarding the stain on my pants from a trip to Houston this week.

 
I'm going out for steak and lots of wine.  San Antonio has been very good to me so far.   :thumbup:

 
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When I was in Atlanta I stayed in Buckhead at a client's house. I had lunch with another client who lives in The Sovereign building and drives a Maserati. In the parking garage the cheapest car there was an Audi A8. 

Being rich looks like a lot of fun. 

 
General Malaise said:
Apparently, there's a bill in Alberta that would let transgender children/people use the bathroom they are most comfortable in.  This god fearing christian put together a little jingle so that somebody would think of the other children out there.

Catchy, n'est ce pas?
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My link

 
Ever drink a beer and feel a small solid particle flow over your tongue and down your throat?  Skeeves me out.

 
On my walk today I notice a $2 bill on the sidewalk.  Mr. Crabs has got nothing on me how excited I was.  I pick it up and notice a fishing hook in it.  Odd.  Then I see there's some line to the hook.  Trace it back to a fishing pole behind a big evergreen. I look around like I'm on Candid Camera when this boy (9-10) comes running out of the house with a big but worried smile on on his face.  Just smiled, shook my head and said "I guess you caught me kid", put the bill down, and went on my way. Wish my boys were this awesome.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
On my walk today I notice a $2 bill on the sidewalk.  Mr. Crabs has got nothing on me how excited I was.  I pick it up and notice a fishing hook in it.  Odd.  Then I see there's some line to the hook.  Trace it back to a fishing pole behind a big evergreen. I look around like I'm on Candid Camera when this boy (9-10) comes running out of the house with a big but worried smile on on his face.  Just smiled, shook my head and said "I guess you caught me kid", put the bill down, and went on my way. Wish my boys were this awesome.
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What did you spend the $2 on?

 
GM should dig this...

My cousin is a fancypants lawyer type.  I've probably mentioned him before.  He's got 5 kids.  3 with his first wife and 2 with his second wife.  His kids range from 25 to 5 years old.  

So his eldest kid starts a group text with cousin and his exwife.  Kid is asking them who she should name as the beneficiary on her 401k.   

KT is his daughter,. RM is exwife, and checkmark is cousin.  http://i.imgur.com/b86dEaf.jpg

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
GM should dig this...

My cousin is a fancypants lawyer type.  I've probably mentioned him before.  He's got 5 kids.  3 with his first wife and 2 with his second wife.  His kids range from 25 to 5 years old.  

So his eldest kid starts a group text with cousin and his exwife.  Kid is asking them who she should name as the beneficiary on her 401k.   

KT is his daughter,. RM is exwife, and checkmark is cousin.  http://i.imgur.com/b86dEaf.jpg
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:lmao:

 
Lordy, I'm wore the #### out. I bought a deck with a house attached and have been power-washing both of them. Got half way across the house and deck, but I'm not doing anymore today. I can already tell my back is truly screwed. 

Kev, remember the good times and not the bazooka-blasts you're going through now.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Lordy, I'm wore the #### out. I bought a deck with a house attached and have been power-washing both of them. Got half way across the house and deck, but I'm not doing anymore today. I can already tell my back is truly screwed. 
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Might as well go have dinner at the strip club. 

I hear the quesadillas are good.

 
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