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My wife has passed out on me.  So instead of making an immediate bad decision and going to the casino a block down the street thought I would post here.  

Venice was great although I'm sure that it being a brand new experience had something to do with it. Didn't even care that our luggage didn't make it with us or I got in trouble at the airport for exiting and trying to go back in.  Told the cop, military guy, whatever, that I hoped he got cancer for being such a ####. In my defense I was blind drunk and up for 24 hours at that point.  He WAS being a #### too because another guy did exactly what I did and he let him back in because he was Italian. Bad news is Mrs. SLB had my passport so they next two fellas that interrogated me weren't so cool either.  Liked Paris aeroport much better. Was this hot blond head of TSA or whatever they have there giving ocular pat downs.  I smiled with the "I would like to enter your Louvre"  and she returned the smile while blushing.  Kind of ruled. 

Florence deserves all the accolades it gets. My God.  So beautiful.  We visited Tuscany,  Pisa and Lucca from there.  Tuscany would do again, Pisa no.  Had to see Pisa  though. Climbed the 257? steps to the top of the tower.  It sort of "leans"  so really threw my equilibrium off.  

Tuscany did a wine and olive oil tasting. I spent an obscene amount of money on a lot of wine, Balsamic vinegar and olive oil (shipped to home) but #### it right? :bag:

In addition to the many churches and museums in Florence we got to enjoy, we also walked up the Duomo bell tower.  Only 463 steps.  Was really cool but really hard on my knees.  The view from the top was breath taking. 

What I really love, besides the food, wine and  incredibly hot women everywhere, is that you can smoke and drink anywhere outside. Took me about a day to really figure out to stop and get a walking beer all the time. 

Despite all the food and spirits, I've lost weight, two belt notches. I would guess we've walked 100+ miles.  

Out of booze,  see you my friends.  

 
Should add the leather market was amazing too.  Mrs. SLB bought 6 hand stitched Italian leather purses for under 200 euros.  They are all very cool (pretty)  too.  Only one for her, rest as gifts.  I bought 12 really nice Italian silk ties for 40 euro.  Would easily cost $40+ each at home. 

Also wish Tanner was here to explain some of this stuff to me. I must have said or thought "wow"  a thousand times. 

 
Chemical X said:
if i hear this "7 years" song again, anywhere, so help me god i am kicking out my radio then arming myself.
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One of my students asked me to add that song to my Spotify "classroom" playlist.   I'm still trying to figure out how I can get her expelled.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Should add the leather market was amazing too.  Mrs. SLB bought 6 hand stitched Italian leather purses for under 200 euros.  They are all very cool (pretty)  too.  Only one for her, rest as gifts.  I bought 12 really nice Italian silk ties for 40 euro.  Would easily cost $40+ each at home. 

Also wish Tanner was here to explain some of this stuff to me. I must have said or thought "wow"  a thousand times. 
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You need me to explain what purses and ties are?

 
UPDATES:

Change of plans with Glorious Boobs. I'm heading over to her place shortly to BBQ instead of meeting for lunch tomorrow.

Hairdresser Hooker is officially retired. I thought that may be coming soon since she's got a boyfriend. 

 
St. Louis Bob said:
My wife has passed out on me.  So instead of making an immediate bad decision and going to the casino a block down the street thought I would post here.  

Venice was great although I'm sure that it being a brand new experience had something to do with it. Didn't even care that our luggage didn't make it with us or I got in trouble at the airport for exiting and trying to go back in.  Told the cop, military guy, whatever, that I hoped he got cancer for being such a ####. In my defense I was blind drunk and up for 24 hours at that point.  He WAS being a #### too because another guy did exactly what I did and he let him back in because he was Italian. Bad news is Mrs. SLB had my passport so they next two fellas that interrogated me weren't so cool either.  Liked Paris aeroport much better. Was this hot blond head of TSA or whatever they have there giving ocular pat downs.  I smiled with the "I would like to enter your Louvre"  and she returned the smile while blushing.  Kind of ruled. 

Florence deserves all the accolades it gets. My God.  So beautiful.  We visited Tuscany,  Pisa and Lucca from there.  Tuscany would do again, Pisa no.  Had to see Pisa  though. Climbed the 257? steps to the top of the tower.  It sort of "leans"  so really threw my equilibrium off.  

Tuscany did a wine and olive oil tasting. I spent an obscene amount of money on a lot of wine, Balsamic vinegar and olive oil (shipped to home) but #### it right? :bag:

In addition to the many churches and museums in Florence we got to enjoy, we also walked up the Duomo bell tower.  Only 463 steps.  Was really cool but really hard on my knees.  The view from the top was breath taking. 

What I really love, besides the food, wine and  incredibly hot women everywhere, is that you can smoke and drink anywhere outside. Took me about a day to really figure out to stop and get a walking beer all the time. 

Despite all the food and spirits, I've lost weight, two belt notches. I would guess we've walked 100+ miles.  

Out of booze,  see you my friends.  
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Came up on my Amazon photos that I was there exactly 5 years ago.  Going back is high on my places to go this summer.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Bring your toothbrush big fella.
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One of the things about having dentures is you only need mouthwash for an overnight.

So, I pull up to her place and there's a dude putting trash in the garbage bin. I'm thinking "wtf have I gotten into?". Turns out she's renting her basement to him and he's gayer than Liberace. She's cool, though she's in AA and is also into church. She did say "I'm morally compromisable (GM, spelling on this?) if you want me to be" which, by the way she kisses, I believe. I'm pretty sure I could have stayed, but I didn't. I have a better feeling for her vibe now, but am treading carefully still. I'll probably sleep with her tomorrow :bag:

 
Uruk-Hai said:
One of the things about having dentures is you only need mouthwash for an overnight.

So, I pull up to her place and there's a dude putting trash in the garbage bin. I'm thinking "wtf have I gotten into?". Turns out she's renting her basement to him and he's gayer than Liberace. She's cool, though she's in AA and is also into church. She did say "I'm morally compromisable (GM, spelling on this?) if you want me to be" which, by the way she kisses, I believe. I'm pretty sure I could have stayed, but I didn't. I have a better feeling for her vibe now, but am treading carefully still. I'll probably sleep with her tomorrow :bag:
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GDammit man!!  So what if she goes to church!!  

I was given some advice by a very wise person when I was 19 - "Nice girls like to #### too."

How do you expect me to have any kind of life through you?  ...Unless YOU follow through??

There's no "me" in YOU when this happens bro.  I do appreciate that you aren't just making #### up.  Just like when I self pleasure, I prefer local ladies so the possibility of "Hey - this could really happen!" vibe is in there.  Get out there and make some bad decisions.  

Your giant fan - Bink  

 
So I went to the driving range Friday afternoon. The local high school had a girls tourney - like 100 HS girls there in skirts. Homer would have had an aneurysm. 

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
Should add the leather market was amazing too.  Mrs. SLB bought 6 hand stitched Italian leather purses for under 200 euros.  They are all very cool (pretty)  too.  Only one for her, rest as gifts.  I bought 12 really nice Italian silk ties for 40 euro.  Would easily cost $40+ each at home. 

Also wish Tanner was here to explain some of this stuff to me. I must have said or thought "wow"  a thousand times. 
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Sounds like those Italians have some great Chinese leather connections

 
Uruk-Hai said:
One of the things about having dentures is you only need mouthwash for an overnight.

So, I pull up to her place and there's a dude putting trash in the garbage bin. I'm thinking "wtf have I gotten into?". Turns out she's renting her basement to him and he's gayer than Liberace. She's cool, though she's in AA and is also into church. She did say "I'm morally compromisable (GM, spelling on this?) if you want me to be" which, by the way she kisses, I believe. I'm pretty sure I could have stayed, but I didn't. I have a better feeling for her vibe now, but am treading carefully still. I'll probably sleep with her tomorrow :bag:
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Recovering addicts who find religion are freaky as #### in bed.

 
She's overtly sensual without being slutty, if that makes any sense (not that I mind slutty). She curses like a sailor. She's also no fan of organized religion - her church is some kind of non-denominational gathering and, according to her, rarely has scripture readings or any of the other normal trappings. 

 
Heading to Rays game shortly.  My god their pitching rotation is turrible (with one exception).  At least the Lightning are looking good  :excited:

ETA: Why is it only a 4 man rotation again?

 
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My MIL, who was already very week from congestive heart issues, but had been much better in recent weeks, fell or tripped over her oxygen line at home yesterday and broke her hip. This after another fall just a few days ago where she broke her wrist. It requires surgery today, but it is risky because of the cardiac issues. Not a good day.

 
Rustoleum said:
My MIL, who was already very week from congestive heart issues, but had been much better in recent weeks, fell or tripped over her oxygen line at home yesterday and broke her hip. This after another fall just a few days ago where she broke her wrist. It requires surgery today, but it is risky because of the cardiac issues. Not a good day.
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Damn. T&P, Rustoleum

 
Rode a bike 83 miles yesterday to raise money to fight MS and then went to a fancy gala w PR chick and AngryWife last night. She didn't win the award she was nominated for, but we got good and drunk. Great times.

 
cosjobs said:
Sounds like those Italians have some great Chinese leather connections
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Not knock offs, plenty of those being sold on the street along with fake Rolex watches.  The market was reccomended by the hot blond Polish concierge as well as our female tour guide for Pisa and Lucca.  Tour guide worked as a fashion designer in France for 15 years and was very proud of what they had to offer in the leather market.  Wish I could import them and silk ties duty free to sell in the States. 

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Not knock offs, plenty of those being sold on the street along with fake Rolex watches.  The market was reccomended by the hot blond Polish concierge as well as our female tour guide for Pisa and Lucca.  Tour guide worked as a fashion designer in France for 15 years and was very proud of what they had to offer in the leather market.  Wish I could import them and silk ties duty free to sell in the States. 
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Tariffs aside, pretty sure it's not legal to sell hot blond Polish concierges and tour guides.

 
Rustoleum said:
Tariffs aside, pretty sure it's not legal to sell hot blond Polish concierges and tour guides.
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:lmao: I would really like to import her.  Only got one good picture and that was from behind and difficult to make out her awesomeness.  About 2 parsecs after entering the hotel to check in Mrs. SLB looked at me with the "I know what you're thinking and I hate you"  expression. 

 
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