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[Notorious T.R.E.]

Or are they...

...people eggs?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

...people eggs?

You haven't lived until you've had an omelette made from organic, 100% liberty roaming, human ova.

 

[Limp Ditka]

You haven't lived until you've had an omelette made from organic, 100% liberty roaming, human ova.

from an Albino Malawian

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wow   much races  

       so tension  wow

      very    gangfigting

http://i.imgur.com/0mUbx0K.gifv

 

[Binky The Doormat]

wow   much races  

       so tension  wow

      very    gangfigting

http://i.imgur.com/0mUbx0K.gifv




 

Screenwriting:

Black Dog #1:  "Where ya goin' PUNK?"

Black Dog #2:  "Yeah, where ya goin' BROWNIE??" [higher squeaky, henchman voice]

Its a work in progress.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Giarraputo, you know who I'm talking about? The ####### ten year old ####### little wise guy? He's a porker, that kid, the fat ####. He takes out his fat aggression on me, you know, to try to impress his friends. He's always ####### with me, throwing rocks at me, and calling me stinky nuts. Oh ####. He went overboard one day. Last week he chucked a ####### cinder block at me. It was ####ed up, you know, he chipped one of my horns."

 

[Binky The Doormat]

"Giarraputo, you know who I'm talking about? The ####### ten year old ####### little wise guy? He's a porker, that kid, the fat ####. He takes out his fat aggression on me, you know, to try to impress his friends. He's always ####### with me, throwing rocks at me, and calling me stinky nuts. Oh ####. He went overboard one day. Last week he chucked a ####### cinder block at me. It was ####ed up, you know, he chipped one of my horns."




 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

NSFW sorta

 

[roadkill1292]

"Giarraputo, you know who I'm talking about? The ####### ten year old ####### little wise guy? He's a porker, that kid, the fat ####. He takes out his fat aggression on me, you know, to try to impress his friends. He's always ####### with me, throwing rocks at me, and calling me stinky nuts. Oh ####. He went overboard one day. Last week he chucked a ####### cinder block at me. It was ####ed up, you know, he chipped one of my horns."

 

[General Malaise]

NSFW sorta

         

 

[Limp Ditka]

Because Indiana Kids Are The Worst

 

[Homer J Simpson]

NSFW sorta

Best thing on the internet? I say yes. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Because Indiana Kids Are The Worst

Such bull####.  Headline should be "Indiana Dads Left Out Of Awesome New Firehouse Feature"

 

[Limp Ditka]

Best thing on the internet? I say yes. 

I just woke up the woman next to me on the train laughing at that. 

 

[roadkill1292]

Now that twitter is rumored to be dying, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Today I learned what "Notifications" are.

#oldguyslearnnewthingsslow

 

[kevzilla]

Now that twitter is rumored to be dying, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Today I learned what "Notifications" are.

#oldguyslearnnewthingsslow

Let me know when you figure out emojis.

 

[bentley]

Doing Orangetheory fitness again. Hopefully it will not get as close to killing me as last time.

 

[bentley]

It's all Bitmoji these days, fools.

 

[mr roboto]

My stepfather has already priced crab pots, line, and floats.  Oh, we will be ready for crab season.

By the way, forgot to tell you that we were in your 'hood (well, Fox Island) when looking at the other less-acceptable boat.  We had lunch in your town (Tides) - damn, it's freaking gorgeous.

We might have reciprocity with your club down there, I'd think...

I love you and fish but read this without context and it sounds so much very, uh, white?

 

[-fish-]

I love you and fish but read this without context and it sounds so much very, uh, white?

I live in a town so white we have to lump all the minorities together to come up with an "other" demographic 

 

[krista4]

I love you and fish but read this without context and it sounds so much very, uh, white?

Yeah, when not read in response it sounds awful.  Maybe even when read in response.  Sigh.  This "boating" thing was not my choice, other than the monetary donation.  I did fish when I was a kid and kind of liked it, though.

 

[mr roboto]

Hey I'll be the first to beg a trip if I find myself out your way. GL on catching the crabs. 

 

[krista4]

I did fish when I was a kid and kind of liked it, though.

It occurs to me that this sentence in isolation doesn't come out so well given our GB's moniker.

 

[cstu]

reminder: natty dress only when arrested next time. don't want family and friends to be embarrassed if i get nabbed wearing a peach tank top.

If I knew how to dress better I wold be career criminal by now.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Career criminal sounds like a pretty cool gig.  I'm still "unemployed."   Maybe I'll give that a shot.

 

[cstu]

Name her band

Koranye West

Allaholiks

Fatwa Joe

Mike and the Meccanics

 

[bostonfred]

I had a dream last night that I was enlisted to be a speaker at a roast for Steve Martin.  Lots of pressure.

Also dreamt that Mr krista was going to buy a new computer, and I was opposed because he had so many already.  That's it.  Just buying a computer.

Oh, and wait!  My 55-year-old(?) ##### of a sister-in-law was pregnant with a baby girl.

 bostonfred

I have bad news for you.   You're relatively happy.   Things aren't perfect,  but your stress level isn't where it has been before.   You've probably put on a couple pounds recently.   You're looking for things to be stressed out about.   

You aren't afraid of public speaking.   You're inventing a public speaking engagement that would be especially stressful for you even though it should be really happy.   

Buying a computer isn't a bad thing.   Having an abundance of things isn't bad.   But you're inventing a reason to be upset that he bought one. 

Having a baby in the family - a new niece - is supposed to be happy.   But you've made it a negative because it was your ##### sister in law.  You probably have some baby jealousy wrapped up in there too whether you like to admit it or not. 

Things in your real life aren't that bad right now.  And that's when you - like me,  like most people - tend to find ways to #### things up.   Curb that impulse.  Do things that make you happy.  Enjoy life. Let him buy that computer or whatever it is.   Be happy for your friends and family when nice things happen.   When you find yourself getting upset about something,  ask yourself if you're inventing unnecessary drama.   

Also the Steve Martin thing sounds like you're into old guys who used to be funnier and tell long, rambling,  overdramatic stories, and you're looking to #### up something in your life.   If you want to talk to a sympathetic person face to face I could be there in about ten hours.   

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I had a nightmare last night that my wife had triplets. :shudder:

 

[bostonfred]

That one's real.  100%.

 

[mr roboto]

Binky I'm enjoying your shtick in the shark pool. 

 

[heckmanm]

It occurs to me that this sentence in isolation doesn't come out so well given our GB's moniker.

You could change it to Phish, but I'm not sure that's any bettter.

 

[heckmanm]

Also the Steve Martin thing sounds like you're into old guys who used to be funnier and tell long, rambling,  overdramatic stories, and you're looking to #### up something in your life.   If you want to talk to a sympathetic person face to face I could be there in about ten hours.   

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have bad news for you.   You're relatively happy.   Things aren't perfect,  but your stress level isn't where it has been before.   You've probably put on a couple pounds recently.   You're looking for things to be stressed out about.   

You aren't afraid of public speaking.   You're inventing a public speaking engagement that would be especially stressful for you even though it should be really happy.   

Buying a computer isn't a bad thing.   Having an abundance of things isn't bad.   But you're inventing a reason to be upset that he bought one. 

Having a baby in the family - a new niece - is supposed to be happy.   But you've made it a negative because it was your ##### sister in law.  You probably have some baby jealousy wrapped up in there too whether you like to admit it or not. 

Things in your real life aren't that bad right now.  And that's when you - like me,  like most people - tend to find ways to #### things up.   Curb that impulse.  Do things that make you happy.  Enjoy life. Let him buy that computer or whatever it is.   Be happy for your friends and family when nice things happen.   When you find yourself getting upset about something,  ask yourself if you're inventing unnecessary drama.   

Also the Steve Martin thing sounds like you're into old guys who used to be funnier and tell long, rambling,  overdramatic stories, and you're looking to #### up something in your life.   If you want to talk to a sympathetic person face to face I could be there in about ten hours.   

Maybe she just wants a thermos.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Giarraputo, you know who I'm talking about? The ####### ten year old ####### little wise guy? He's a porker, that kid, the fat ####. He takes out his fat aggression on me, you know, to try to impress his friends. He's always ####### with me, throwing rocks at me, and calling me stinky nuts. Oh ####. He went overboard one day. Last week he chucked a ####### cinder block at me. It was ####ed up, you know, he chipped one of my horns."

 

[bostonfred]

https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg

It's not about the nail

 

[cstu]

I had a dream last night where my wife told me she was pregnant.

Only it wasn't a dream.

(Those of you who are FB friends with me, this needs to stay radio silent over there)

Tweeted instead!  Congrats!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

'grats ninja

 

[General Malaise]

I had a dream last night where my wife told me she was pregnant.

Only it wasn't a dream.

(Those of you who are FB friends with me, this needs to stay radio silent over there)

So....take down my Zark thread about it?

 

[General Malaise]

'grats ninja, you poor dumb *******

FYP

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Way to #### your wife, Ninja.

 

[General Malaise]

Way to #### your wife, Ninja.

 Did you do it missionary style after having an adult beverage or two?  If so, that's the sure fire way to produce twins.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 Did you do it missionary style after having an adult beverage or two?  If so, that's the sure fire way to produce twins.

I've never ####ed Ninja's wife.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Now that twitter is rumored to be dying, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Today I learned what "Notifications" are.

#oldguyslearnnewthingsslow

Now that twitter is rumored to be dying, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Today I learned what "Notifications" are.

#oldguyslearnnewthingsslow

Dying? Didn't they just sign a contract with the NFL for Thursday night games?

 

[Abraham]

Congrats ninja.  

 

[Jaysus]

I bet the fetus already has more hair on it's head than Ninja does. 

 

[roadkill1292]

Dying? Didn't they just sign a contract with the NFL for Thursday night games?

Old news. It won't exist in 10 years. I heard that on twitter.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Pack, is that your first Uruk double-quote? Congrats, and welcome to the dark side.

I think my GB roadie is right, though. Ten years ago, people though myspace was gonna be the #### for decades

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Heading to Maryland in the morning to see my mom. We're doing Mother's Day a day early (her choice as the most practical person I know). Myself, mom, brother, a couple of aunts, and an uncle-in-law. I think the place we're going has steamed crabs and I'm gonna throw down on them as I haven't eaten one in two years (Maryland Card forfeited).

Sunday, I think Glorious Boobs is (are?) coming over after I get back home.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Taking nominations for what GMTaN iconic image I should add to the sleeve.  A cat? 

You realize how long it's going to take you to get a sleeve?

 

[Abraham]

You realize how long it's going to take you to get a sleeve?

Was budgeting a couple hours.