GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (27 Viewers)

[Annyong]

I need to bang something.

Whose the guy with the loose sister in here?

I don't know. 

 

[mr. furley]

Sub par sexual performance was the name of the china pattern my wife picked out for her bridal registry.

bra-vo

even my kids laughed at that one

 

[bentley]

No. Was too busy turning in another sub par sexual performance.  But I'm not worried - death, taxes, Bentley being on the news again soon. 

I was feeling pretty important until I saw that a GB of mine had a full page piece in the paper today coauthored with the mayor. Something about how Uber and Lyft leaving aren't the end of the world. Smells like BS.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Freedom Onion Soup IMO

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Wife is on fire this morning.  Says I'm terrible in bed which is why we never had sex. It's nice to know that - like everything else in our lives - was my fault as well. 




 

Abe - I hate to ask ...but is it true?  Are you bad in bed?  

Or do you just need an interested partner?

 

[shuke]

Abe - I hate to ask ...but is it true?  Are you bad in bed?  

Or do you just need an interested partner?

Well this just got weird.

 

[bostonfred]

Sorry to hear it Abe.  Before you give her your two cents,  consider this.  

 

[Abraham]

Abe - I hate to ask ...but is it true?  Are you bad in bed?  

Or do you just need an interested partner?

I'm phenomenal in bed, but she and I pretty much always lacked physical chemistry.  if she thinks I'm bad in bed then fine, that's her opinion. But I have other opinions both past and present that would gladly dispute her claim. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm phenomenal in bed, but she and I pretty much always lacked physical chemistry.  if she thinks I'm bad in bed then fine, that's her opinion. But I have other opinions both past and present that would gladly dispute her claim. 




 

Yeaaahhh #####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For the record...I'm pretty great in bed.  I hardly ever fall out any more.

 

[General Malaise]

I think I'd be better at sex if I didn't have to apologize all the time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I'd be better at sex if I didn't have to apologize all the time.

"Whew...wow..that was great...oh, sorry I got you pregnant."

 

[bentley]

Nailed the old lady today and I'm uninterested in her opinion of my performance.

Another fancy new age workout in the morning. Instructor appears to be a smoke show.

http://arboretum.orangetheoryfitness.com/apps/mindbody/staff/100000010

 

[Abraham]

Tanner - what do you think of that ####### name?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Love to know how this goes.  Is it all around trivia or Catholic trivia?  

Most of my friends from my teenage years were Catholic and what a fun time.  I had no idea parents were so fun.  

My wife is Catholic and active in the church.  Its in the South and its much more clichey - but still hold some good parties.  

My boys go to catholic school and the social life for the adults is pretty damn awesome.  

 

[General Malaise]

Knocked the auctioneer job out of the park last night.  Have a new career option.

 

[Ignoramus]

I may be bad in bed, but at least I'm quick. 

 

[bentley]

Arkell was pretty fabulous. Burned 1003 calories in an hour. And I got a back wax this afternoon. Think I'm turning into a chick.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Arkell was pretty fabulous. Burned 1003 calories in an hour. And I got a back wax this afternoon. Think I'm turning into a chick.

Jesus, dude. 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Pulled weed for 4 hours. Not the good kind of weed pulling. 

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I had something pulled today, but it took less than 4 hours

 

[Abraham]

Bentley never stuck me as a hairy guy.  

 

[kevzilla]

Map of Hell with Danny Trejo on Nat Geo is (perhaps unintentionally) kinda awesome.

 

[bentley]

Bentley never stuck me as a hairy guy.  

Gotta keep it that way, bro.

 

[tommyboy]

I just lie there

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I'd be better at sex if I didn't have to apologize all the time.

Swear to god we were separated at birth.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was Cal's birthday yesterday so we took the boys to a Pokemon show at the Powell Hall.  It was the first time I've seen a live orchestra and I think I'm in love with it.  So, so, cool. After  we had a great dinner at Gitto's on The Hill.  Got home in time for the puck to drop and watch a Blues win.  I could do yesterday over and over again. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I had something pulled today, but it took less than 4 hours

How's that religious chick doing?

 

[Henry Ford]

Saved $700 driving to a cruise port instead of flying.

Alignment went out and ripped apart a tire on the way back.  $350 for two new tires and an alignment. Dammit.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It was Cal's birthday yesterday so we took the boys to a Pokemon show at the Powell Hall.  It was the first time I've seen a live orchestra and I think I'm in love with it. 

wtf

Like Squirtle on cello and Blastoise rocking the viola? 

 

[mr. furley]

Saved $700 driving to a cruise port instead of flying.

Alignment went out and ripped apart a tire on the way back.  $350 for two new tires and an alignment. Dammit.

you're +350

 

[Henry Ford]

you're +350

Still.  24 hours of driving to be up $350 is a fail 

 

[Ignoramus]

you're +350

Plus, that #### was going to go out eventually, regardless.  He just would have been spending that $350 on another day. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Plus, that #### was going to go out eventually, regardless.  He just would have been spending that $350 on another day. 

True.  Still twists my gonads to come back from vacation and drop a few hundred on the car.

 

[General Malaise]

True.  Still twists my gonads to come back from vacation and drop a few hundred on the car.

Where'd you go?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

wtf

Like Squirtle on cello and Blastoise rocking the viola? 

I learned these names yesterday, the fact that you know them already...

Full orchestra playing music from the game with Pokemon on the video board.  Lots of adults and women dressed like Pokemon characters which was unexpected. And hot.

Link

 

[Henry Ford]

Where'd you go?

Drove to Florida to take a cruise to Haiti, Jamaica, and Mexico.

 

[Henry Ford]

...aaaand add a cracked axle to the tab.  Fuuuuuck.

 

[Abraham]

Yeah, but Haiti sex is in your future 

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah, but Haiti sex is in your future 

I'm already back from the trip.  Only work is in my future.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I learned these names yesterday, the fact that you know them already...

Full orchestra playing music from the game with Pokemon on the video board.  Lots of adults and women dressed like Pokemon characters which was unexpected. And hot.

Link

I know the names of at least 60% of the first gen Pokemon.  

 

[bostonfred]

Yeah, but Haiti sex is in your future 

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10310

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm already back from the trip.  Only work is in my future.

Probably a good thing since you have a new axle in your future.

Also, that sucks. :(

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I want to carjack this vehicle and throw Keith Urban out on the road so Nicole Kidman can fake sing to me and then perform the dirtiest parts of Vanilla Sky on me. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I know the names of at least 60% of the first gen Pokemon.  

what about all the Jokamel ?

 

[Henry Ford]

Probably a good thing since you have a new axle in your future.

Also, that sucks. :(

Silver lining: found a new mechanic I like.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Silver lining: found a new mechanic I like.

I have a great mechanic.

 

[mr. furley]

how old is this car?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

what about all the Jokamel ?

Not part of the original 151.  Stop ####ing around.

 

[Henry Ford]

how old is this car?

8 years from model year.