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TL; DR:   PSA:  Don't drink and drive, but if you do, have a good lawyer.

On Christmas Eve I attended an impromptu holiday party that started with dinner but rolled into going to a friend's house.  He had some special whiskey made by a local distillery and they had delivered 10 cases of it that day.  It was late and I was pretty sober, but we hit that whiskey hard and fast.   I left with 3 other people who had all left their cars at the restaurant a few blocks away.  We all drove home...except I got pulled over about 3 blocks from my house (the drive home is about a mile and a half).  

Guy who pulled me over was specifically hired by my little town to make DUI arrests, since they are very lucrative.   The guy targets any car in a parking lot of a bar, follows them and makes up bull#### reasons to pull people over.  I've been pulled over by this guy 3 times before, but was never drinking.   I just go out to dinner a lot because I'm a bachelor.   When I drink, I usually Uber (who wouldn't, right)?   This time I'm ####ed.   

I pulled some lawyer #### during the stop...asked if I was free to leave several times, refused all questions, etc.  No field sobriety tests--he didn't even ask.  I ended up getting my truck impounded and taken to the station in handcuffs.  I immediately lawyered up, but there was a delay talking to my attorney.   Cop got frustrated because he's under the mistaken belief that he has 45 minutes to give me a breathalyzer or he can't.  He ends up refusing to give me privacy while I talk to my lawyer, and then hangs up on her before I'm done.  I blow a pretty surprisingly high BAC.  

Washington has two parts to a DUI- the criminal proceeding and the licensing issue.   The criminal side come first.  My lawyer plead me down to negligent driving, so I took it, even though she thought we could get the breathalyzer excluded. Then I have to wait 5 months for the hammer to come down from the department of licensing.  These guys are brutal.  The law is a one year suspension, SR-22 insurance for 3 years, and your best outcome is a reduction to 90 days with an blow-and-go that costs $1000 to install and $150 a month.  When you reapply after your suspension, you need to pay a bunch of fees.  My lawyer tells me I should expect the 90 days + insurance hit.

I got the order today after months of dreading getting my mail.  The hearing examiner wrote 4 pages about this cop misrepresenting the law, violating my rights, and screwing with attorney-client privilege.  He tossed both the breathalyzer and the police report, so with no evidence against me--complete dismissal.

 
-fish- said:
TL; DR:   PSA:  Don't drink and drive, but if you do, have a good lawyer.

On Christmas Eve I attended an impromptu holiday party that started with dinner but rolled into going to a friend's house.  He had some special whiskey made by a local distillery and they had delivered 10 cases of it that day.  It was late and I was pretty sober, but we hit that whiskey hard and fast.   I left with 3 other people who had all left their cars at the restaurant a few blocks away.  We all drove home...except I got pulled over about 3 blocks from my house (the drive home is about a mile and a half).  

Guy who pulled me over was specifically hired by my little town to make DUI arrests, since they are very lucrative.   The guy targets any car in a parking lot of a bar, follows them and makes up bull#### reasons to pull people over.  I've been pulled over by this guy 3 times before, but was never drinking.   I just go out to dinner a lot because I'm a bachelor.   When I drink, I usually Uber (who wouldn't, right)?   This time I'm ####ed.   

I pulled some lawyer #### during the stop...asked if I was free to leave several times, refused all questions, etc.  No field sobriety tests--he didn't even ask.  I ended up getting my truck impounded and taken to the station in handcuffs.  I immediately lawyered up, but there was a delay talking to my attorney.   Cop got frustrated because he's under the mistaken belief that he has 45 minutes to give me a breathalyzer or he can't.  He ends up refusing to give me privacy while I talk to my lawyer, and then hangs up on her before I'm done.  I blow a pretty surprisingly high BAC.  

Washington has two parts to a DUI- the criminal proceeding and the licensing issue.   The criminal side come first.  My lawyer plead me down to negligent driving, so I took it, even though she thought we could get the breathalyzer excluded. Then I have to wait 5 months for the hammer to come down from the department of licensing.  These guys are brutal.  The law is a one year suspension, SR-22 insurance for 3 years, and your best outcome is a reduction to 90 days with an blow-and-go that costs $1000 to install and $150 a month.  When you reapply after your suspension, you need to pay a bunch of fees.  My lawyer tells me I should expect the 90 days + insurance hit.

I got the order today after months of dreading getting my mail.  The hearing examiner wrote 4 pages about this cop misrepresenting the law, violating my rights, and screwing with attorney-client privilege.  He tossed both the breathalyzer and the police report, so with no evidence against me--complete dismissal.
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Nice break

i got one when I was 17.  It sucked.

 
-fish- said:
TL; DR:   PSA:  Don't drink and drive, but if you do, have a good lawyer.

On Christmas Eve I attended an impromptu holiday party that started with dinner but rolled into going to a friend's house.  He had some special whiskey made by a local distillery and they had delivered 10 cases of it that day.  It was late and I was pretty sober, but we hit that whiskey hard and fast.   I left with 3 other people who had all left their cars at the restaurant a few blocks away.  We all drove home...except I got pulled over about 3 blocks from my house (the drive home is about a mile and a half).  

Guy who pulled me over was specifically hired by my little town to make DUI arrests, since they are very lucrative.   The guy targets any car in a parking lot of a bar, follows them and makes up bull#### reasons to pull people over.  I've been pulled over by this guy 3 times before, but was never drinking.   I just go out to dinner a lot because I'm a bachelor.   When I drink, I usually Uber (who wouldn't, right)?   This time I'm ####ed.   

I pulled some lawyer #### during the stop...asked if I was free to leave several times, refused all questions, etc.  No field sobriety tests--he didn't even ask.  I ended up getting my truck impounded and taken to the station in handcuffs.  I immediately lawyered up, but there was a delay talking to my attorney.   Cop got frustrated because he's under the mistaken belief that he has 45 minutes to give me a breathalyzer or he can't.  He ends up refusing to give me privacy while I talk to my lawyer, and then hangs up on her before I'm done.  I blow a pretty surprisingly high BAC.  

Washington has two parts to a DUI- the criminal proceeding and the licensing issue.   The criminal side come first.  My lawyer plead me down to negligent driving, so I took it, even though she thought we could get the breathalyzer excluded. Then I have to wait 5 months for the hammer to come down from the department of licensing.  These guys are brutal.  The law is a one year suspension, SR-22 insurance for 3 years, and your best outcome is a reduction to 90 days with an blow-and-go that costs $1000 to install and $150 a month.  When you reapply after your suspension, you need to pay a bunch of fees.  My lawyer tells me I should expect the 90 days + insurance hit.

I got the order today after months of dreading getting my mail.  The hearing examiner wrote 4 pages about this cop misrepresenting the law, violating my rights, and screwing with attorney-client privilege.  He tossed both the breathalyzer and the police report, so with no evidence against me--complete dismissal.




 




 
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#### yeah!!

#### that cop.  Though I'm sure he continues to be rewarded for his lawless, ####-faced behavior.  

To hell with the possible bad karma on this one - I hope his #### falls off.  

 
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Fred Flintstone said:
Shouldn't drink and post either.
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In my early years I had numerous very bad experiences with the Ohio State Patrol, and the Montgomery & Greene County Sheriffs departments.  

There a lot of great policemen/women, but there are plenty out there because they get a kick out of bullying and ####### with people.  

This cop is one of those.  

You drive with your feet ...wtf do you know Fred?

 
Binky The Doormat said:
#### yeah!!

#### that cop.  Though I'm sure he continues to be rewarded for his lawless, ####-faced behavior.  

To hell with the possible bad karma on this one - I hope his #### falls off.  
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The guy is a #####.  One of the times he pulled me over he said I hadnt signalled when I had.  He lost interest when I wasnt drunk--he faked running the registration and then let me go.  I know he faked it because I'd accidentally handed him my boat trailer registration.

 
-fish- said:
The guy is a #####.  One of the times he pulled me over he said I hadnt signalled when I had.  He lost interest when I wasnt drunk--he faked running the registration and then let me go.  I know he faked it because I'd accidentally handed him my boat trailer registration.




 
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Sweet.  It would have been even better if you brought that to his attention in a polite fashion.    

Also popular pull-over reasons:

- "You crossed the yellow back there" 

- "You were doing 37 in a 35 mph zone" (I was actually pulled over and given a ticket for going 28 in a 25 mph zone at 10:30 at night on a deserted residential street).

 
-fish- said:
TL; DR:   PSA:  Don't drink and drive, but if you do, have a good lawyer.

On Christmas Eve I attended an impromptu holiday party that started with dinner but rolled into going to a friend's house.  He had some special whiskey made by a local distillery and they had delivered 10 cases of it that day.  It was late and I was pretty sober, but we hit that whiskey hard and fast.   I left with 3 other people who had all left their cars at the restaurant a few blocks away.  We all drove home...except I got pulled over about 3 blocks from my house (the drive home is about a mile and a half).  

Guy who pulled me over was specifically hired by my little town to make DUI arrests, since they are very lucrative.   The guy targets any car in a parking lot of a bar, follows them and makes up bull#### reasons to pull people over.  I've been pulled over by this guy 3 times before, but was never drinking.   I just go out to dinner a lot because I'm a bachelor.   When I drink, I usually Uber (who wouldn't, right)?   This time I'm ####ed.   

I pulled some lawyer #### during the stop...asked if I was free to leave several times, refused all questions, etc.  No field sobriety tests--he didn't even ask.  I ended up getting my truck impounded and taken to the station in handcuffs.  I immediately lawyered up, but there was a delay talking to my attorney.   Cop got frustrated because he's under the mistaken belief that he has 45 minutes to give me a breathalyzer or he can't.  He ends up refusing to give me privacy while I talk to my lawyer, and then hangs up on her before I'm done.  I blow a pretty surprisingly high BAC.  

Washington has two parts to a DUI- the criminal proceeding and the licensing issue.   The criminal side come first.  My lawyer plead me down to negligent driving, so I took it, even though she thought we could get the breathalyzer excluded. Then I have to wait 5 months for the hammer to come down from the department of licensing.  These guys are brutal.  The law is a one year suspension, SR-22 insurance for 3 years, and your best outcome is a reduction to 90 days with an blow-and-go that costs $1000 to install and $150 a month.  When you reapply after your suspension, you need to pay a bunch of fees.  My lawyer tells me I should expect the 90 days + insurance hit.

I got the order today after months of dreading getting my mail.  The hearing examiner wrote 4 pages about this cop misrepresenting the law, violating my rights, and screwing with attorney-client privilege.  He tossed both the breathalyzer and the police report, so with no evidence against me--complete dismissal.


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-fish- said:
The guy is a #####.  One of the times he pulled me over he said I hadnt signalled when I had.  He lost interest when I wasnt drunk--he faked running the registration and then let me go.  I know he faked it because I'd accidentally handed him my boat trailer registration.
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