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Me, the missus, the five month-old and our two dogs are half way to New Orleans. We're all piled into my 2-door Jeep.  It has been pouring rain the entire trip and (at least) one of the dogs has let loose one of its anal sacks.  I may Aubrey McClendon this #####.  

 
I don't know.  I just checked to make sure I still have a vajayjay, but I have to manage my time not to get everywhere early.  Used to be I'd always arrive early and then have to kill time driving around or whatever.  And it's Mr. krista who drives me insane by hopping in the shower a few minutes before we are supposed to be somewhere.  Though at this point I guess I should just be happy he showers sometimes.  (What is it about Seattle area and the tendency not to care about showering anymore?  I suffer from this, too.)

I don't like how I can't relate to so many women in this and many other respects.  Sometimes it's worrisome to me.  Yeezer is kin to me in this, I think.

 
krista4 said:
I don't know.  I just checked to make sure I still have a vajayjay, but I have to manage my time not to get everywhere early.  Used to be I'd always arrive early and then have to kill time driving around or whatever.  And it's Mr. krista who drives me insane by hopping in the shower a few minutes before we are supposed to be somewhere.  Though at this point I guess I should just be happy he showers sometimes.  (What is it about Seattle area and the tendency not to care about showering anymore?  I suffer from this, too.)

I don't like how I can't relate to so many women in this and many other respects.  Sometimes it's worrisome to me.  Yeezer is kin to me in this, I think.




 
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More of a successful exec quality than female ...for you anyway.

 
krista4 said:
I don't know.  I just checked to make sure I still have a vajayjay, but I have to manage my time not to get everywhere early.  Used to be I'd always arrive early and then have to kill time driving around or whatever.  And it's Mr. krista who drives me insane by hopping in the shower a few minutes before we are supposed to be somewhere.  Though at this point I guess I should just be happy he showers sometimes.  (What is it about Seattle area and the tendency not to care about showering anymore?  I suffer from this, too.)

I don't like how I can't relate to so many women in this and many other respects.  Sometimes it's worrisome to me.  Yeezer is kin to me in this, I think.
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Late-running ### holes come in all genders etc.. This isn't exclusive to women at all.  I work with a dude that will be late to his own funeral.  

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Late-running ### holes come in all genders etc.. This isn't exclusive to women at all.  I work with a dude that will be late to his own funeral.  
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Yeah, that's what I always thought.  It might just be that this is a site of 99.9999999999% men so of course the complaints will pertain to women.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Late-running ### holes come in all genders etc.. This isn't exclusive to women at all.  I work with a dude that will be late to his own funeral.  
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One of my best friends is like this, too. On poker nights, I'd tell him we were starting 3 hours earlier than we really were just so he'd only be an hour late. Not exaggerating.

My first wife was as anal as I am about schedule, so we never had to worry about being late.

My 2nd wife was horrific when it came to time management. I'd bet she missed a dozen flights in the six years we were together.

 
Looks like I'm spending my Memorial Day weekend painting and binge watching Billions. Pretty wacky times in the Bentley house.

 
bentley said:
Looks like I'm spending my Memorial Day weekend painting and binge watching Billions. Pretty wacky times in the Bentley house.
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i'm spending the beginning of MDW in a Sacramento hotel room instead of back in Portland.  I just worked 40+ hours the past three days and my body, clothes and everything around me smell like weed but I haven't smoked any.   I should be upset, but somehow I'm not.  I also just ate a special cookie.

 
urbanhack said:
i'm spending the beginning of MDW in a Sacramento hotel room instead of back in Portland.  I just worked 40+ hours the past three days and my body, clothes and everything around me smell like weed but I haven't smoked any.   I should be upset, but somehow I'm not.  I also just ate a special cookie.
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How's Portland going for you so far?  Seems like a perfect fit, GB.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Late-running ### holes come in all genders etc.. This isn't exclusive to women at all.  I work with a dude that will be late to his own funeral.  
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On my fishing drinking trip last week a GB that lived about 45 minutes away joined us in our shenanigans.  Around noon said he had to leave for a little bit but would "be right back".  About 7pm that night he showed up again with pot, a bag of Skittles, a bag of mini Heath bars and two scratch off lottery tickets. 

Do you know where he was?   100% serious

Delivering the mail.

What's even worse is he won most of my money.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
On my fishing drinking trip last week a GB that lived about 45 minutes away joined us in our shenanigans.  Around noon said he had to leave for a little bit but would "be right back".  About 7pm that night he showed up again with pot, a bag of Skittles, a bag of mini Heath bars and two scratch off lottery tickets. 

Do you know where he was?   100% serious

Delivering the mail.


What's even worse is he won most of my money.
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Is he really a mailman or just dabbling?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some good news (which we can all use)...

This guy that I've been teaching with (same subject) for the last 20 years is finally retiring.  He's a moody motherjumper.  On his good days he's a decent guy.  But when he's in one of his moods his a caustic pain in the ###.  I learned a long time ago to ignore him.  But the last couple of years I've been hoping he'd hang it up.  Basically I've been tolerating him just because he's not worth letting him get to you.

I'm really not going to miss him.

Found out today that they hired his replacement.  It's one of my oldest friends [insert your own old joke here].  We went to school together K-12 which doesn't seem that odd but we went to public k-8 and then private HS.   My wife and I hang out with him and his wife every couple of months or so.   He'll be teaching right next door.   I've never really had a "drinking buddy" at work.  Should be nice.
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MOP's mailbox was full when you PM'ed him?

 
I went to get a truckload of mulch for my yard and when I was in line to pay there was a contractor with several items at the register. The lady ringing him up said she had to figure out his 5% contractor discount individually on each item rather than just discounting the $130 total.  Probably skipped math from K-12

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Do they pay him in weed and candy?
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-fish- said:
Where do I sign up? 
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Quite possibly. You have to use your own car. I would put 10 grand right now that he's the guy where you find thousands of envelopes in his basement. 

Love him though. I know fate/religion isn't popular here for obvious reasons but this guy was meant to be in my life.  He transferred from the HS he was attending to mine when I was a junior. He sat behind me in chemistry class and I being the awesome guy I am, shook his hand, said hello, offered him help if he needed it. About a month (possibly 6 months or a year) later, I'm at a Deep Purple concert (save it) and who is sitting next to me but this guy. Whoa. Weird right?  Then when I go to college he's in the dorm room across the hall. I got him smoking pot.....Wait, maybe I'm not that awesome. 

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Quite possibly. You have to use your own car. I would put 10 grand right now that he's the guy where you find thousands of envelopes in his basement. 

Love him though. I know fate/religion isn't popular here for obvious reasons but this guy was meant to be in my life.  He transferred from the HS he was attending to mine when I was a junior. He sat behind me in chemistry class and I being the awesome guy I am, shook his hand, said hello, offered him help if he needed it. About a month (possibly 6 months or a year) later, I'm at a Deep Purple concert (save it) and who is sitting next to me but this guy. Whoa. Weird right?  Then when I go to college he's in the dorm room across the hall. I got him smoking pot.....Wait, maybe I'm not that awesome. 
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Yes, that's it...Jesus sent you Stomer McMailman.

 
Both of those would be good. I'm more of a "shock myself into the day" kind of guy, so a big Russian Imperial would be my choice. 

 
It's been 30 years, but I just saw some random old show with Brian Dennehey in it and I still feel bad that those old people killed off all his friends. 

 
Little Fireball in the coffee always gets the day going right. Worked out with Arkell at Orangetheory bright and early and then painted the master bedroom with a little liquid inspiration.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Damned straight. If you're cooking/brewing, all conventional rules about drinking don't apply (not that they do to me anyway). It's like that movie The Purge, but better.
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That's why I love smoking

"but honey...if I come hang your pictures the temperature could get out of whack.  Let me get this stable and I'll be right there"

:banned:

 
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