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For you, her, both?  Gonna need more guidance here.  Tofu?  Black bean burgers?  Salmon?  Styrofoam?  Oh wait, I said 'tofu' already....
:lmao:   you reminded me of my dad.  He had the hardest time with understanding the definition of vegetarian/vegan after he found out his nephew and his wife are vegan.

"What do they eat? So they must eat turkey, right? No? No chicken? How can they not each chicken?  What about haddock, they eat that?!"

He literally couldn't imagine a diet without meat.

 
:lmao:   you reminded me of my dad.  He had the hardest time with understanding the definition of vegetarian/vegan after he found out his nephew and his wife are vegan.

"What do they eat? So they must eat turkey, right? No? No chicken? How can they not each chicken?  What about haddock, they eat that?!"

He literally couldn't imagine a diet without meat.
Lolz....my wife is a fish eating vegetarian (thank God) but tells a funny story about telling her Italian grandmother about her lifestyle choice while in college.  This little old lady was flabbergasted that her granddaughter would make such a choice.  Questioned her decision at every family gathering and tried to talk her out of it.  

I can grill a pretty mean tofu block and my veggie burgers are marinated with spice and understanding before hitting the grates.

Urban, what about cheese?  

 
ThornDad being confounded is usually good for some funnies, here is an example:

We were playing a board game, can't remember what it was called, but one person would read a personal-type question that the others were supposed to guess the answer to.  My dad's turn, and after lots of shrugging and brow-forrowing, he announces, "I have no answer for this question. I cannot answer it."

The question was: What would you NOT do, even for one million dollars?

The rest of the crowd is incredulous - you can't think of ONE thing you wouldn't do?  How is that possible?  Did you even try to think of some horrible things?  Dad adamantly insists that there is nothing he would not do for one million dollars.

Whereupon, the following colloquy transpired:

Thorn: Would you eat ####?

Dad: I would eat a POUND of ####!

Friend: Would you kill somebody?

Dad: For a million dollars?  Hell I'd kill you!

My brother: Would you have sex with your sister?

[pregnant pause while boisterous noises of disgust and amusement were noted]

Dad: Hmm ... which one?

 
a fish eating vegetarian?  i'm about to grill up some lamb and a beautiful ribeye.  nominal vegetables will be consumed.  i am a meat eating vegetarian! :D  

 
ThornDad being confounded is usually good for some funnies, here is an example:

We were playing a board game, can't remember what it was called, but one person would read a personal-type question that the others were supposed to guess the answer to.  My dad's turn, and after lots of shrugging and brow-forrowing, he announces, "I have no answer for this question. I cannot answer it."

The question was: What would you NOT do, even for one million dollars?

The rest of the crowd is incredulous - you can't think of ONE thing you wouldn't do?  How is that possible?  Did you even try to think of some horrible things?  Dad adamantly insists that there is nothing he would not do for one million dollars.

Whereupon, the following colloquy transpired:

Thorn: Would you eat ####?

Dad: I would eat a POUND of ####!

Friend: Would you kill somebody?

Dad: For a million dollars?  Hell I'd kill you!

My brother: Would you have sex with your sister?

[pregnant pause while boisterous noises of disgust and amusement were noted]

Dad: Hmm ... which one?
My Dad said the same thing back in 2011.

 
I understand Nevada is kicking the tires on recreational hippie lettuce. Can you imagine what a dispensary on the Vegas Strip would make? You would be rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

 
A good friend of mine is in a rec league basketball tournament.  One of the teams he's up against is called "The Chupacabras." I know it's a mythical beast and all, but I'm not sure calling yourselves "The Goat Suckers" really strikes the chord they wanted to strike.

 
any chance you were drunk and stubbed it but didn't feel it or don't recall stubbing in?
Well, I certainly couldn't rule that out. We drank, smoked and played guitars terribly until 4AM Sunday morning.  :lmao:

But I normally remember something that painful. Also, it was quite red through yesterday, but not this morning. Weird. 

 

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