Limp Ditka
Footballguy
BEARS!life and death Apples to Apples debate that has destroyed my family....
which wins in this comparison to "Dangerous"
- Riding a bike
- Bears
"Juicy"
- Gummi Bear
- Grocery store
BEARS!life and death Apples to Apples debate that has destroyed my family....
which wins in this comparison to "Dangerous"
- Riding a bike
- Bears
"Juicy"
- Gummi Bear
- Grocery store
some veggie-friendly options would be welcomed. Gracias.Oh, we're slapping it REALLY high!
Any dietary restrictions I need to know about?
You don't win friends with salad.some veggie-friendly options would be welcomed. Gracias.
Probably depends on if you're making it, or tossing it.You don't win friends with salad.
or smoking itProbably depends on if you're making it, or tossing it.
jellyjust put it on my calendar to go to a cookout at GM's house on 6/19.
slap it high?
For you, her, both? Gonna need more guidance here. Tofu? Black bean burgers? Salmon? Styrofoam? Oh wait, I said 'tofu' already....some veggie-friendly options would be welcomed. Gracias.
For you, her, both? Gonna need more guidance here. Tofu? Black bean burgers? Salmon? Styrofoam? Oh wait, I said 'tofu' already....
Lolz....my wife is a fish eating vegetarian (thank God) but tells a funny story about telling her Italian grandmother about her lifestyle choice while in college. This little old lady was flabbergasted that her granddaughter would make such a choice. Questioned her decision at every family gathering and tried to talk her out of it.you reminded me of my dad. He had the hardest time with understanding the definition of vegetarian/vegan after he found out his nephew and his wife are vegan.
"What do they eat? So they must eat turkey, right? No? No chicken? How can they not each chicken? What about haddock, they eat that?!"
He literally couldn't imagine a diet without meat.
that's fathers day, its customary to bring condomsjust put it on my calendar to go to a cookout at GM's house on 6/19.
slap it high?
Also stacks of weed.that's fathers day, its customary to bring condoms
all of this works.Lolz....my wife is a fish eating vegetarian
Urban, what about cheese?
its cheaper than a 24 pack of Budweiser, and get this... you can go down the street and buy some now.Also stacks of weed.
At Rite Aid?its cheaper than a 24 pack of Budweiser, and get this... you can go down the street and buy some now.
Do you live on a small asteroid?Of course Adams is a liar and pretty much overrated as a writer.
I put this statement roughly on par with Holocaust denial.Of course Adams is a liar and pretty much overrated as a writer.
I did nazi that coming. Anne frankly, I'm offended.I put this statement roughly on par with Holocaust denial.
no. But within 2 miles of his house i bet there's 20 weed shops.At Rite Aid?
I got some lamb you can eat.a fish eating vegetarian? i'm about to grill up some lamb and a beautiful ribeye. nominal vegetables will be consumed. i am a meat eating vegetarian!![]()
My Dad said the same thing back in 2011.ThornDad being confounded is usually good for some funnies, here is an example:
We were playing a board game, can't remember what it was called, but one person would read a personal-type question that the others were supposed to guess the answer to. My dad's turn, and after lots of shrugging and brow-forrowing, he announces, "I have no answer for this question. I cannot answer it."
The question was: What would you NOT do, even for one million dollars?
The rest of the crowd is incredulous - you can't think of ONE thing you wouldn't do? How is that possible? Did you even try to think of some horrible things? Dad adamantly insists that there is nothing he would not do for one million dollars.
Whereupon, the following colloquy transpired:
Thorn: Would you eat ####?
Dad: I would eat a POUND of ####!
Friend: Would you kill somebody?
Dad: For a million dollars? Hell I'd kill you!
My brother: Would you have sex with your sister?
[pregnant pause while boisterous noises of disgust and amusement were noted]
Dad: Hmm ... which one?
oh yea!I got some lamb you can eat.
gout is always the answerMy left pinkie toe feels like it's broken, but I don't remember hitting it against anything. My coworker suggested gout.
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@shuke, can you confirm?
Certainly a good possibility, usually it;s the big toe though.My left pinkie toe feels like it's broken, but I don't remember hitting it against anything. My coworker suggested gout.
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@shuke, can you confirm?
Well, I certainly couldn't rule that out. We drank, smoked and played guitars terribly until 4AM Sunday morning.any chance you were drunk and stubbed it but didn't feel it or don't recall stubbing in?
Sounds like...My left pinkie toe feels like it's broken, but I don't remember hitting it against anything. My coworker suggested gout.
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@shuke, can you confirm?
does it feel like someone took a chisel, placed it at the base of your big toe, then smashed the chisel with a sledgehammer?My left pinkie toe feels like it's broken, but I don't remember hitting it against anything. My coworker suggested gout.
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@shuke, can you confirm?
So far, I have numbness in my feet due to diabeetus. So far.
It's not that bad, and not that toe.does it feel like someone took a chisel, placed it at the base of your big toe, then smashed the chisel with a sledgehammer?
#veryspecificfetishesYou want pictures of my wife eating fish?![]()