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arrow1 said:
better than a cow stomach
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Cud is an acquired taste. I like to marinate mine with some homemade stone-ground mustard - with a dash of Pappy's and two dashes of Worchester sauce - for 12 minutes. Add a dozen 'lope seeds and some brisket, and wa la!

 
"There's a bar in Southampton where the toilet door says "Push" when it's really a pull door. It's right by the bar, so the bar staff laugh when you walk into the door. Coming out there's a pull sign, so, thinking you're being smart, you know you have to push the door. Unfortunately the sign and handle are both on the hinge side of the door so you still walk into the door. The worst thing is that because you're drinking you just don't learn throughout the night, and repeat the same mistake every time."

Lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4w9kky/youre_the_inconvenient_terrorist_you_dont_want_to/

 
bostonfred said:
"There's a bar in Southampton where the toilet door says "Push" when it's really a pull door. It's right by the bar, so the bar staff laugh when you walk into the door. Coming out there's a pull sign, so, thinking you're being smart, you know you have to push the door. Unfortunately the sign and handle are both on the hinge side of the door so you still walk into the door. The worst thing is that because you're drinking you just don't learn throughout the night, and repeat the same mistake every time."

Lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4w9kky/youre_the_inconvenient_terrorist_you_dont_want_to/
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Local brewpub used to have a "Men" door mounted flat on the wall directly opposite the actual men's room door (which had a "Boys" sign).  It also happened to be the one you tended to see first as you walked into the hallway.  Always funny to see people trying to open that door.

Until you see the, um, developmentally disabled guy struggling with it.

 
The beef heart isn't for certain.  I'm getting a second opinion from the Chief of Surgery at a nearby hospital who's a friend of mine later this week, but it looks like best case scenario I wait a couple years.  Probably means I can set my death clock at 20 years the day after the surgery, which is a weird feeling.

 
Henry Ford said:
I'm kind of freaking out about having a cow heart valve put into my heart.  I feel like you're not supposed to cut pieces out of organs and replace them with beef.
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My mother got a pig valve about a dozen years back.  She went from about 40% backflow to about 1%.  Pepped her right up.  Gave her many extra years of nagging, negativity, and guilt trips.

 
Henry Ford said:
Cocktail Sauce, IMO
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Because the name is suggestive and he is pantless in a strip club.  I like it.  Of course the Tartar could have had subliminal advantages as tell.  Steak tartar (having noting to do with the sauce but sharing a name) is, as you know raw.  The subliminal message could have been, eat it raw. 

Wait, I'm having a meltdown.  Not pretty.  I need some shrooms, blow, nitrous, and a weekend of good live blues.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Because the name is suggestive and he is pantless in a strip club.  I like it.  Of course the Tartar could have had subliminal advantages as tell.  Steak tartar (having noting to do with the sauce but sharing a name) is, as you know raw.  The subliminal message could have been, eat it raw. 

Wait, I'm having a meltdown.  Not pretty.  I need some shrooms, blow, nitrous, and a weekend of good live blues.
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No, it's the "k" sound.  It's inherently funny.

Cucumber is funny.  Car Keys is funny.  Cleveland is funny.  

Maryland is not funny.

 
Henry Ford said:
The beef heart isn't for certain.  I'm getting a second opinion from the Chief of Surgery at a nearby hospital who's a friend of mine later this week, but it looks like best case scenario I wait a couple years. Probably means I can set my death clock at 20 years the day after the surgery which is a weird feeling.
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Probably way more time than most of this group has left judging by general lifestyle.

 
strykerpks said:
Those look like tip boards which we use for pools and stuff but if you can win money and they are tabs you can pull so we'll go with that. Disregard the grammar in that sentence.

The Wisconsota version looks like this
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That's like the ones I've seen here, except ours are just one tab instead of three.  Like the non-circular ones in the picture I posted.  I'd never seen that dumb circular kind with the cocktail recipes before.  Going to stick to traditional from now on.

 
-fish- said:
went out with vendorchick last night.   she's wild.   gave her a steamy leona before I left this morning.
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I read this as ventiloquist and thought that would really suck to still hear nagging while getting a slurpy leona

 
heckmanm said:
Local brewpub used to have a "Men" door mounted flat on the wall directly opposite the actual men's room door (which had a "Boys" sign).  It also happened to be the one you tended to see first as you walked into the hallway.  Always funny to see people trying to open that door.

Until you see the, um, developmentally disabled guy struggling with it.
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There's a bar over on the coast and their bathroom signs say "gulls" and "buoys".  So rich.

 
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HVAC contractor installing my new system today. Great guys and they're doing a great job. Only...apparently the supplier gave them the wrong furnace. And it wasn't noticed until the owner was here to get the system up and running. Which means we have AC now, but that they'll have to come back to rip out the furnace they installed and put in the new one. And of course they can't do it next week because the owner is on vacation and then the next week we'll be ok vacation.

It's not like I'll need my furnace at this point, but sheesh. 

 
GroveDiesel said:
HVAC contractor installing my new system today. Great guys and they're doing a great job. Only...apparently the supplier gave them the wrong furnace. And it wasn't noticed until the owner was here to get the system up and running. Which means we have AC now, but that they'll have to come back to rip out the furnace they installed and put in the new one. And of course they can't do it next week because the owner is on vacation and then the next week we'll be ok vacation.

It's not like I'll need my furnace at this point, but sheesh. 
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But they'll be leaving the one they put in accidentally until they replace it?  Or at least furnacing you with some kind of stopgap in the meantime?

 
#WeekOfMalaise update:

Went over to dinner at my parents house last night.  Meh, I didn't have any plans, but they were cooking steak and twice baked potatoes, which I love more than raisins.  Started watching a show on Netflix called Stranger Things, but paranormal or whatever isn't for me and started in on Night Of.  Now that's good!  Slept on the big couch in the basement, which is nice and cool.  Even had to close the windows as it was downright cold around 3am.  

Have not used a single dish since Tuesday.  Recycling bin is getting mighty full, though. Was a wee bit worried my invite to dinner was going to be, you know....one of those interruptions that trapped our good buddy HS. :oldunsure:  

I bought Frosty almost $100 worth of beef jerky yesterday.  I dread the shipping process, which I'm sure will cost as much as the contents did.  Hate mailing stuff.

Rereading this, I honestly thought there'd be more excitement.  I'm.......I'm now boring.

 
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