GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (19 Viewers)

[GroveDiesel]

My 2 year old saw me without a shirt yesterday.  He called my nipple a "Belly Penis"

Sounds like you either have some really freakishly long nipples or a very disappointed wife.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Or both!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

headed to new orleans for the raider/saints game.  woot woot!  it'll be my first time in NO.  anyone have some good eats to recommend?  and if anyone has any ticket hook ups, let me know.

 

[Mr.Pack]

https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2014/01/d761bc3fb858301833f9f3c316256800.jpg

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2411253/Weed#

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http://weedmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stoned-dog-eat-weed.jpg

http://www.alternet.org/files/styles/story_image/public/story_images/smokydoggie.jpg

Nice

 

[Limp Ditka]

Following GM around for some more cookies, no doubt. 

Either that or smelling his crotch, because he has the scent, like dildo dog did

 

[jplvr]

Rochester Tap Room for a bachelor party tonight.  lovely weather you have here.  Suffocating humidity paired with an abundance of mosquitos.  

In-laws jack russell got into my bag last night while we were at dinner.  She found my stash of pot cookies and tore into them.  Not sure how many she had, but they had to take her to the vet hospital this morning because she couldn't walk.  Will be there overnight.  All my wife's girl cousins came over today and now, the entire crew know I almost - and still might have - killed their beloved dog.

Oh, and I left my laptop at the Portland Airport. 

Whose the world's biggest ##### bag?  Leader in the club house typing here.

I love you so much.

 

[Tecumseh]

If you tag someone in a photo on Facebook, can anyone tell who that it was you who tagged the photo? My school posted a bunch of pics from the first day today, and I'm considering just randomly tagging names to people.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dazzlyn will be on the pole with a fake ID by 16.

Thanks for the boner.

 

[bostonfred]

http://youtu.be/p3zDKkoNMcg

Dennis rodman explains how he has broken his #### 3 times.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

My niece is starting her first year of teaching.  She just told me she has a kid named Attila.

He should slaughter his parents.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

there is a kid in my daughter's class named, Dsi.  guess the gender and how it's pronounced

 

[Zegras11]

If you tag someone in a photo on Facebook, can anyone tell who that it was you who tagged the photo? My school posted a bunch of pics from the first day today, and I'm considering just randomly tagging names to people.

The person you tag I'm pretty sure will get a notification that you tagged them.

 

[facook]

headed to new orleans for the raider/saints game.  woot woot!  it'll be my first time in NO.  anyone have some good eats to recommend?  and if anyone has any ticket hook ups, let me know.

Tipsy

Probably should read the end first so you know where he is.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

there is a kid in my daughter's class named, Dsi.  guess the gender and how it's pronounced

1) Dezi (like Desi Arnez) - probably a boy

2) Dee-cee (probably a girl)

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Tipsy

Probably should read the end first so you know where he is.

definitely checking him out.  

 

[Ignoramus]

there is a kid in my daughter's class named, Dsi.  guess the gender and how it's pronounced

"Tsee"  Girl

 

[kevzilla]

duh-SEE

Gender? Gender is just another label, man.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

there is a kid in my daughter's class named, Dsi.  guess the gender and how it's pronounced

Either way, it will eventually be pronounced "the defendant"

 

[Tecumseh]

The person you tag I'm pretty sure will get a notification that you tagged them.

Crap.

 

[Sconch]

there is a kid in my daughter's class named, Dsi.  guess the gender and how it's pronounced

Dee-see

 

[Sconch]

Best thing on Reddit today: " I complimented this guy for his shirt. He thanked me and told me he got it because it makes his dad mad."

 

[tommyboy]

It's ok to dope repeatedly but if you false start once you get kicked out of the Olympics. 

 

[General Malaise]

headed to new orleans for the raider/saints game.  woot woot!  it'll be my first time in NO.  anyone have some good eats to recommend?  and if anyone has any ticket hook ups, let me know.

You're traveling for a preseason game?  Has that ever happened before in history?

 

[Sconch]

Pretty sure it is SOP

 

[-fish-]

http://youtu.be/p3zDKkoNMcg

Dennis rodman explains how he has broken his #### 3 times.

he did it again?  

 

[DA RAIDERS]

there is a kid in my daughter's class named, Dsi.  guess the gender and how it's pronounced

sigh  and it's a girl

 

[DA RAIDERS]

You're traveling for a preseason game?  Has that ever happened before in history?

opening day guy

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm going to go with "Sigh" and say male. Silent D. 

well done

 

[Binky The Doormat]

sigh  and it's a girl

That is the stupidest name I have ever heard.  

Can you imagine the number of times she has to explain that - on top of having to say "the D is silent"??  

I also understand it is highly likely that you are pulling our collective legs - I hope so, for her sake.  

 

[gianmarco]

Either way, it will eventually be pronounced "the defendant"

The efendant.

The D is silent.

 

[General Malaise]

opening day guy

 

[Thorn]

You're traveling for a preseason game?  Has that ever happened before in history?

I know a guy who travels for one Patriots preseason game every year.

 

[Thorn]

The efendant.

The D is silent.

 

[Frostillicus]

I know a guy who travels for one Patriots preseason game every year.

Is it you?

 

[Thorn]

Is it you?

I only travel for beer and cheese curds.

 

[Thorn]

Oh and now craps

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh and now craps

Hershey, PA?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That is the stupidest name I have ever heard.  

Can you imagine the number of times she has to explain that - on top of having to say "the D is silent"??  

I also understand it is highly likely that you are pulling our collective legs - I hope so, for her sake.  

no joke.  my daughter came home and announced there was a new girl in her class named sigh, but it's spelled D s i, "what's up with that dad"  my answer

can you imagine, "it's sigh, the d is silent."  people will always think they are being ####ed with.

 

[mr roboto]

I only travel for beer and cheese curds.

Really the only reason to ever go into Wisconsin.

 

[mr. furley]

Really the only reason to ever go into Wisconsin.

well, how about that

 

[tommyboy]

my nieces name is "oona".

it was "una" but her mom legally changed it so other dumb people, such as herself, would know how to pronounce it.

i was hoping she'd have another kid, a boy and name him   "peeturr" 

 

[-fish-]

Roverkid fell off her scooter and hurt her arm.  At urgent care with 3 kids waiting to see the on call pediatric physician.  His name is Dr. Hurt.

 

[kevzilla]

Roverkid fell off her scooter and hurt her arm.  At urgent care with 3 kids waiting to see the on call pediatric physician.  His name is Dr. Hurt.

I saw a urologist named Richard Chopp. Actually actually true. Had a partner named Hitt.

 

[kevzilla]

TPW for roverkid

 

[-fish-]

TPW for roverkid

Sure she's fine, but she's normally pretty tough.  She broke her arm two years ago and kept playing.  This time she called me to come get her half a block from my house.  Think she might have broken the same arm again.

 

[psychobillies]

Roverkid fell off her scooter and hurt her arm.  At urgent care with 3 kids waiting to see the on call pediatric physician.  His name is Dr. Hurt.

I had an uncle named Richard Hurt.  Of course, he went by ****.  I didn't put it all together until I was in my 20's.

 

[Sconch]

I put in an 11 hour work day yesterday and almost a 12 hour day today.  I need a summer off.

 

[Frostillicus]

I put in an 11 hour work day yesterday and almost a 12 hour day today.  I need a summer off.

I don't believe you.

 

[Sconch]

I don't believe you.

No I really do need a summer off.

 

[Limp Ditka]

No I really do need a summer off.

Ever considered being a teach... Oh! Wait.