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Sconch said:
Stupid crap I/we have to put up with.  First day of school yesterday.  When I call attendance I always tell kids to let me know if they want to be called by something other than what's on the roster.  Matt instead of Matthew,  Maddi instead of Madison,  middle name instead of first name etc.  So this kid named Kyle says he wants to be called Pablo.  His middle name is not Pablo but IDGAF.  I call him Pablo yesterday and today.  

Got an email from a fellow teacher today...at like 5:30PM.   Settle down, Superteacher.

Yeah, I'm calling him Pablo until some sort of court order.
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Calling his parents to talk about his name? JFC  :lmao:  

 
bud29 said:
Calling his parents to talk about his name? JFC  :lmao:  
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To be fair I have no idea what prompted the phone call.  But the person that emailed me is a young, idealistic teacher.

my response to her email was "is there a backstory here?"

 
Sconch said:
Stupid crap I/we have to put up with.  First day of school yesterday.  When I call attendance I always tell kids to let me know if they want to be called by something other than what's on the roster.  Matt instead of Matthew,  Maddi instead of Madison,  middle name instead of first name etc.  So this kid named Kyle says he wants to be called Pablo.  His middle name is not Pablo but IDGAF.  I call him Pablo yesterday and today.  

Got an email from a fellow teacher today...at like 5:30PM.   Settle down, Superteacher.

Yeah, I'm calling him Pablo until some sort of court order.
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What the #### mom and teacher? Pretty sure that trying out a nickname is the least rebellious thing a kid can do in the name of rebellion. Can't wait until poor Pablo is old enough to make his own bad choices. Kid is going to go nuts when he gets a drivers license.

 
Kids, man. 

The big one comes out of their room 20 minutes ago crying about how his leg hurts (despite the fact that he hasn't injured it in any way) and demanding Advil and while I'm calming him down and putting him to bed the little one comes out to let me know that he's pissed through his overnight diaper and needs to be changed as well as having the sheets changed.

AngryWife happily sleeping through all this in our bed.

 
bentley said:
Kids, man. 

The big one comes out of their room 20 minutes ago crying about how his leg hurts (despite the fact that he hasn't injured it in any way) and demanding Advil and while I'm calming him down and putting him to bed the little one comes out to let me know that he's pissed through his overnight diaper and needs to be changed as well as having the sheets changed.

AngryWife happily sleeping through all this in our bed.
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:lmao: ...if I may be so frank, Bentley...DEAL WITH IT, SISSY!.. .Trust me, if I didn't have the three of them, I wouldn't be here...(which would probably be better for all)...they are definitely worth it.  

unfamiliar post, sorry

 
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When my now 6 yr old daughter was like 3 or 4, if she was tired shed say " my legs are broken" and just fall on the ground all dramatic like, until someone picked her up and carried her around.

 
In 7th grade, some stupid stoner kid decided that he wanted to be called "Ocean" and filled out his form that way. So several of the teachers went along with it but let him know that he couldn't change it. He thought it was great of course. For about 2 months until the novelty wore off. Then he decided he didn't like it anymore, as everyone expected. The teachers told him tough #### and he was forced to go by Ocean the entire year. It was awesome.

 
bentley said:
Kids, man. 

The big one comes out of their room 20 minutes ago crying about how his leg hurts (despite the fact that he hasn't injured it in any way) and demanding Advil and while I'm calming him down and putting him to bed the little one comes out to let me know that he's pissed through his overnight diaper and needs to be changed as well as having the sheets changed.

AngryWife happily sleeping through all this in our bed.
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My 5 year old gets the keg thing from time to time.  I guess it's just growing pains

 
GroveDiesel said:
In 7th grade, some stupid stoner kid decided that he wanted to be called "Ocean" and filled out his form that way. So several of the teachers went along with it but let him know that he couldn't change it. He thought it was great of course. For about 2 months until the novelty wore off. Then he decided he didn't like it anymore, as everyone expected. The teachers told him tough #### and he was forced to go by Ocean the entire year. It was awesome.
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rules

 
Someone in the office is freshly knocked up, so all the women are working on baby names. Let's just say America's teachers are not catching a break any time soon. 

 
kevzilla said:
Someone in the office is freshly knocked up, so all the women are working on baby names. Let's just say America's teachers are not catching a break any time soon. 
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OMG, BECKY! WHAT ABOUT NAMING HER LA- (pronounced la-dash-uh)!! I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL WITH THREE GIRLS WITH THAT NAME AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! OR! I KNOW!! LEMONJELLO!!! I TOTALLY WORK WITH A GIRL NAMED LEMONJELLO!

 
Today, I went to the gym with PR chick and then made plans to skip work and go drinking with another lady next Friday and then came home and drank vodka all evening. It was a great day.

Tomorrow, I have 23 kids coming over for a 5th birthday party and spent a bunch of money renting a giant water slide and it might rain and we could all be stuck in the house. Seems like a less optimal day

 
Are bread & butter pickles a regional thing? I grew up on a farm in MD and my family canned them. I'd rank them 3rd behind home-canned dill and sweet pickles, but that's like saying I'd only date Cindy Crawford if Halle Berry and Diane Lane weren't available. 

On a related note, my grandmother made kick-### pickled watermelon rinds. It sounds weird, but they were delicious.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Are bread & butter pickles a regional thing? I grew up on a farm in MD and my family canned them. I'd rank them 3rd behind home-canned dill and sweet pickles, but that's like saying I'd only date Cindy Crawford if Halle Berry and Diane Lane weren't available. 

On a related note, my grandmother made kick-### pickled watermelon rinds. It sounds weird, but they were delicious.
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Nope.  Just disgusting.  In all regions.

 
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Bread and butter pickles were a permanent fixture on my enemies list when we had sigs around here 

Literally nothing worse on earth than grabbing a pickle expecting a delicious sour dill and instead tasting one of those monstrosities. Worse than ISIS and AIDS. 

Better than mushrooms though. 

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Frosty, you have a guy whose board-namesake just died on your side and I have Homer. 

I'm not sure who wins.
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Y'know what a good, Jewish boy like Fyvesh would have never eaten instead of a delicious, crisp, kosher dill?  Some sort of Nazi-bread-and-butter abomination.

So, you've Homer on your side.  And Hitler.  Nice team.

(ETA: Not really equating tea-totaling Homer to Adolf Hitler.  Much. Unless in regard to pickles, then sure.)

 
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Frostillicus said:
Bread and butter pickles were a permanent fixture on my enemies list when we had sigs around here 

Literally nothing worse on earth than grabbing a pickle expecting a delicious sour dill and instead tasting one of those monstrosities. Worse than ISIS and AIDS. 

Better than mushrooms though. 
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Your whore mouth.  Shut it.

 
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