GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (4 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Glad to hear prognosis is good Lambskin & Longhorn 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Glad to hear prognosis is good Lambskin & Longhorn 

My prognosis sucks. But my parents are doin' okay.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My prognosis sucks. But my parents are doin' okay.

I hear that brother

 

[DA RAIDERS]

bob. You gonna get the cat shirt for the ski thing?

 

[Sconch]

So my older brother beat lymphoma like 18 years ago.  Jusy found out its back.  Prognosis looks good though

P.S. #### cancer

Dammit

 

[-fish-]

Tanner>since Bakersfield's own Cody Kessler is now a starting QB, are you now going to be rooting for two awful teams?

 

[Sconch]

Tanner>since Bakersfield's own Cody Kessler is now a starting QB, are you now going to be rooting for two awful teams?

Considering Cody also went to my school...yeah.  Not to mention having to root for the Raiders.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner>since Bakersfield's own Cody Kessler is now a starting QB, are you now going to be rooting for two awful teams?

#1 fan of Ryan Mathews loves his undefeated Eagles

 

[Sconch]

#1 fan of Ryan Mathews loves his undefeated Eagles

My kid also played yoot football with Alabama's long snapper.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My kid also played yoot football with Alabama's long snapper.

I believe she prefers to be called ######lly lengthy.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

My kid also played yoot football with Alabama's long snapper.

Brush with greatness?

 

[shuke]

Probably. Shuke sucks at cornholing. "I'm available Tuesday night st 11pm after I've had a ribeye. Do you like that place 39 miles out of town?"

Oh bull####.  You've stood me up so many times I've lost count.

 

[shuke]

Shuke is in the Midwest.

I must be in the good part.  I've never heard of anything like this.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I must be in the good part.  I've never heard of anything like this.

I reject the notion that Ohio is part of the Midwest. 

 

[mr roboto]

Oh bull####.  You've stood me up so many times I've lost count.

I've never met either of you yet I believe Shuke 100% here. 

 

[Sconch]

Brush with greatness?

Gets even weirder.  

My older brother was briefly married circus 1984.  The broad he married got remarried a few years later.  The long snapper is her son from her second marriage.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Gets even weirder.  

My older brother was briefly married circus 1984.  The broad he married got remarried a few years later.  The long snapper is her son from her second marriage.

This is worthy of one of those clickbait "And this next part will SHOCK you" links.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Actual line from home inspection report I am reading now:

This is a good way for critters to enter the garage area.

Rules.

 

[Sconch]

#1 fan of Ryan Mathews loves his undefeated Eagles

His bounce-back TD run was the highlight of my night.

 

[-fish-]

It never ceases to amaze me how awful having small children makes your life. They tell me it gets better. They better be right. 

eventually.   then it gets way, way worse.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I reject the notion that Ohio is part of the Midwest. 

You argue like my wife.  

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I reject the notion that Ohio is part of the Midwest. 

That's odd.

 

[Abraham]

Did @bentley get our plan for Monday?

 

[Abraham]

Oh bull####.  You've stood me up so many times I've lost count.

Tomato. Tomatoe. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

That's odd.

Ever seen a map, Sacagawea?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ever seen a map, Sacagawea?

Why, of course I have, sir.

 

[Sconch]

Once upon a time, Ohio was in The West.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Once upon a time, Ohio was in The West.

Once upon a time, all of North America was off the edge of the world too.

But we don't call it the United States of the Upside Down.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Ever seen a map, Sacagawea?

 I say, I say this is the Midwest suh.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

 I say, I say this is the Midwest suh.

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.




 

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.




 

Farmlands, dairy cows, inordinate amount of chunky girls in sweatshirts ...

 

[Zegras11]

Ronald Silks



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i heard whales fargo probly stole my idedity to open a account in there bank. can i give someone on the interweb my soshal sercurity number to check if i got hack fruaded? thank you pm me

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.

They call it pop like normals

 

[bud29]

Ronald Silks



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i heard whales fargo probly stole my idedity to open a account in there bank. can i give someone on the interweb my soshal sercurity number to check if i got hack fruaded? thank you pm me

 

 

[Zegras11]

Ronald Silks



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[RedmondLonghorn]

 

Bender is an artist.

 

[cstu]

I am familiar with the conventional definition. It is just stupid.

What does Ohio have in common with Minnesota? Besides casseroles containing Jello, I mean.

Pittsburgh is the easternmost border of the Midwest.

 

[heckmanm]

Glad the prognosis is good. And yes #### cancer.

This - both parts.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Pittsburgh is the easternmost border of the Midwest.

Central Rust Belt

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Always nice to find a girl who's nickname is Jiggles

 

[bostonfred]

https://youtu.be/zgVHHBPcfCY

Accidental **** moves.

 

[shuke]

Ronald Silks



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i heard whales fargo probly stole my idedity to open a account in there bank. can i give someone on the interweb my soshal sercurity number to check if i got hack fruaded? thank you pm me

Misspelling has almost become too over the top.

 

[bostonfred]

https://youtu.be/zgVHHBPcfCY

Accidental **** moves.

http://i.imgur.com/nmQrNw7.gifv

 

[General Malaise]

Literally blew mind when I first went to Michigan and learned it was in the Eastern Time Zone.  

 

[Limp Ditka]

http://i.imgur.com/nmQrNw7.gifv

Can't believe that kid did that to Tanner's daughter.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Today's NYP

 

[mr. furley]

boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.

 

[Limp Ditka]

boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

boy for sale?

" A concerned parent called Forest Glen Elementary School around 11:30 Monday to let them know about a Craigslist ad. It was titled “Children For Sale- Forest Glen Elementary” and went on to say “Hundreds of kids to choose from. Pick and Run. Male or Female ages 5-9.”

son of a guy at my office goes to this school. he got a text alert and notification that the school was on lockdown. all recesses and outdoor activities cancelled. no walking/riding home alone, all kids must be picked up or on a bus.

WHAT IF SOMEBODY ACTUALLY GOT KIDNAPPED?  CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!??!?

 

[Abraham]

I'm a little miffed that @cosjobs isn't trying to get me to go see Kanye tonight here in town.