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krista4 said:
It took me all of one story from "The Grizz" to unsubscribe from the thread.  Maybe I should give it more of a chance, but he has the strong odor of early-day Woz (and pee).   

(No offense to Woz, whom I like.)
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complete lack of anything fun.   

 
One of my wife's friends once confided in us that she had recently moved up to the next size in underwear, and once you get past the initial ego hit, it's wooonnnderful.  I still bear the mark on my leg from my wife kicking me under the table when i started to respond.

 
@krista4 Found one of these at the grocery store in Buda for $480. Its in my sunroom now, fully assembled. But I forgot to get any wood, so no pizza until tomorrow.

Pizza oven only gets to 700 degrees, so while I'd appreciate another 100, I figure this will do it ok

 
cosjobs said:
@krista4 Found one of these at the grocery store in Buda for $480. Its in my sunroom now, fully assembled. But I forgot to get any wood, so no pizza until tomorrow.

Pizza oven only gets to 700 degrees, so while I'd appreciate another 100, I figure this will do it ok
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700 is way more than adequate. 550-600 is optimal 

 
cosjobs said:
@krista4 Found one of these at the grocery store in Buda for $480. Its in my sunroom now, fully assembled. But I forgot to get any wood, so no pizza until tomorrow.

Pizza oven only gets to 700 degrees, so while I'd appreciate another 100, I figure this will do it ok
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Oh wow!  Please let me know how it goes when you try the pizza tomorrow.  That seems eminently more reasonable than the $10K quote we got last year for a built-in brick thingie.

 
krista4 said:
Oh wow!  Please let me know how it goes when you try the pizza tomorrow.  That seems eminently more reasonable than the $10K quote we got last year for a built-in brick thingie.
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You would have never gotten back the 10k when you sold the house last year too. 

 
Still waiting here to have my ACL repair today. I'll try to update later while on meds (if still alive, of course). 

Oh, and dropped 20 lbs since injury, down below 200 lbs since we're doing WeightTalk.

 
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Headed to Punta Cana in November. It's the first time since our honeymoon 15 years ago that my wife and I will be taking a trip just the two of us that's more than an overnighter. Talk about long overdue. Just crossing my fingers that another hurricane doesn't decide to rear its head that week.

 
GroveDiesel said:
Headed to Punta Cana in November. It's the first time since our honeymoon 15 years ago that my wife and I will be taking a trip just the two of us that's more than an overnighter. Talk about long overdue. Just crossing my fingers that another hurricane doesn't decide to rear its head that week.
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Nice! Where ya staying?

 
Thorn said:
:oldunsure:  weird, I heard someone tell that joke this weekend
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There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.

He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.

He loved to make the train go as fast as possible.

Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.

He made it out, but a single person died.

Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident.

He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution.

When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal.

After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened.

The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free.

And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train.

Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon.

Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people.

The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution.

For his final meal, the man requested two bananas.

After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go.

And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back.

To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people.

And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death.

On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now."

Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal.

The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed.

The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

 
Sconch said:
There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.

He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.

He loved to make the train go as fast as possible.

Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.

He made it out, but a single person died.

Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident.

He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution.

When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal.

After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened.

The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free.

And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train.

Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon.

Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people.

The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution.

For his final meal, the man requested two bananas.

After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go.

And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back.

To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people.

And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death.

On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now."

Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal.

The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed.

The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
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Can we bring back throat punches, please?

 
Sconch said:
There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.

He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.

He loved to make the train go as fast as possible.

Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.

He made it out, but a single person died.

Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident.

He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution.

When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal.

After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened.

The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free.

And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train.

Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon.

Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people.

The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution.

For his final meal, the man requested two bananas.

After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go.

And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back.

To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people.

And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death.

On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now."

Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal.

The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed.

The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
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:lmao:

Booooooooooooooo!

:lmao:

 
I think I found something we can all agree on:  fat, balding Pete Rose, wearing a bow tie and a shirt with the words "Hit King" stitched onto the collar of his shirt with red thread is the saddest thing I've ever seen on TV.

 
Kris Bryant.  Holy crap.

If 24-year-olds weren't a huge pain in the ### (no offense, fish), I'd...I'd...well, do nothing at all.  

But damn. :wub:  

 
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