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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

I signed a lease for a storefront space yesterday. Gonna be a small business owner. Probably gonna be a terribly lax boss too. 

 
:sigh:

From the couple of pages I skimmed

-shuke gulped down a Tito's bottle full of water

-Da Raiders looks like late stages, cover of SI Lyle Alzado

-fish has enunciation issues and is either using PEDs or lying to us about sechs with a 22 year old.  Either way, more of you should follow his lead.

-Abe intentionally watched a ####ty movie (I'm completely guessing on this one)

-Something is apparently wrong with being a Norah Jones fan.  I have no idea what.  My wife loves when she sings that song Satellite.

-Hawks isn't fat

-cos and GM are seeking couples counseling because cos called GM's magic football league ugly and quit his local parent of twins group or something. I don't know.

-There are more closet Cubs "fans" than there are politicians unqualified to be President

-Somebody hates their job a lot.  Probably.

-Bentley had some drinks with inappropriately young and attractive people

-Pepper poops

-Uruk banged two other guys, I'm assuming.  'Cause WHY THE HELL ELSE WOULD YOU FAIL TO PROVIDE SUFFICIENT DETAILS ABOUT YOUR THREESOME WHEN YOU'RE SINGLE? 

-I know exactly why I yelled that time.

-A strong breeze is a really big deal to hippies

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Now wondering if all those girls who didn't want to date me in high school and college were also gay.  That's probably it.
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During my sophomore year we had a coed PE class (very rare for my catholic school).  There were like 6 guys and 30 girls.  One time when we were playing some sort of goofy "hawaiian football" thing I accidentally (seriously) grabbed this girl's boob.  Like honked the #### out of it.  

Now?  She's full blown lesbian.  

 
Sconch said:
During my sophomore year we had a coed PE class (very rare for my catholic school).  There were like 6 guys and 30 girls.  One time when we were playing some sort of goofy "hawaiian football" thing I accidentally (seriously) grabbed this girl's boob.  Like honked the #### out of it.  

Now?  She's full blown lesbian.  
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I'm the last guy one of my friends dated. She went exclusively women after me :bag:

 
Sconch said:
During my sophomore year we had a coed PE class (very rare for my catholic school).  There were like 6 guys and 30 girls.  One time when we were playing some sort of goofy "hawaiian football" thing I accidentally (seriously) grabbed this girl's boob.  Like honked the #### out of it.  

Now?  She's full blown lesbian.  
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Cause and effect in action.

 
Actually, that's a lie.  I know exactly why, and it probably has nothing to do with the fact that I went from skimming through some posts to reading everything in the next 5 pages or so, only to decide there somehow was no payoff. 

 
tommyboy said:
mr pack had an epileptic seizure in there somewhere and it was gold
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Wait, aren't you the one who asked for an update?  WTF?  Why aren't you giving me an update here?  I know you were one of the people sitting a bathtub waiting for the sky to fall on your head during that time.  Don't tell me you didn't have a tablet sitting there with you the whole time. 

 
My train ride home has seemed longer than my marriage.

in this day and age of google maps, waze and smart phones is there any justifiable reason for 4 people to have a 20 minute discussion about the fastest way to drive to a destination less than 10 miles away?

 
Bob Sacamano said:
thoprawishes
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Thanks.

On the bright side, if it were to happen, I have already decided to fully unleash my Id and inner nihilism on the world.

The bright side part is that it would probably be entertaining to you guys, even though it would inevitably be sad and pathetic.

 
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Bob Sacamano said:
Wait, aren't you the one who asked for an update?  WTF?  Why aren't you giving me an update here?  I know you were one of the people sitting a bathtub waiting for the sky to fall on your head during that time.  Don't tell me you didn't have a tablet sitting there with you the whole time. 
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I was sick for 3 days. It's all hazy

 
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