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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (22 Viewers)

cosjobs said:
I think the beauty of RLs delivery was that Cesar's is pronounced like hack Spanish interpretation of scissors would be. Like when Babalooey says  "s'allright Queeksdraw"
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It's like my cousin Juan and his brother Two and their buddies Jose and Josbee.

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
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:lmao:

I know a genuine human being, allegedly an adult working on his doctorate, who once asked me "what is a penguin?" I think I tilted my head like a confused dog and said something like "an aquatic flightless bird?". He responded in a very subdued tone: "Oh....Are you sure?".

I swear this happened. I will say he was quite drunk. But I don't think I have ever been drunk enough to think a penguin was a mammal. Nevermind an amphibian or reptile.

 
How many times was a portion of Gimmie Shelter played during that broadcast? Can't believe they made me not want hear one of the greatest rock songs ever recorded again for at least a month. 

 
Limp Ditka said:
How many times was a portion of Gimmie Shelter played during that broadcast? Can't believe they made me not want hear one of the greatest rock songs ever recorded again for at least a month. 
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That would have to be quite a lot of repetition. Because it is easily in the Top 5, all time.

 
proninja said:
This is the name of my wives who shop at Costco cover band
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What do you think of those $400 Fuji bikes?

eta, I forget the name. Something a local bike shop would recommend to a fatass couple wanting to tool around the neighborhood.

 
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proninja said:
I live about a mile from here, for what it's worth
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I posted earlier, I think the Columbia Valley (esp. the WA side) has the best value wines in America. Amazing convergence of price and quality

 
proninja said:
I think Walla Walla has the best wines in the state. Far more expensive though. 
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Value trumps quality. I'd love to order all my wines from Willamette (dammit!), but starting at $350/cs its out of my case-acquiring comfort zone

 
proninja said:
Oh, I agree. All of my wine buying budget above the cheap stuff is now taken up by college funds. 
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Just let the kid know by 2nd grade, scholarships are expected to cover the majority of any college expenses.

 
cosjobs said:
What do you think of those $400 Fuji bikes?

eta, I forget the name. Something a local bike shop would recommend to a fatass couple wanting to tool around the neighborhood.
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Ninja hooked me up with a good bike for coasting down the hill to retrieve the truck I was too drunk to drive the night before.  

 
why are you dodging my Fuji question? Kid's great and all, but aren't you dying for a little shop talk?

 
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proninja said:
A $400 fuji will probably work just fine for tooling around the neighborhood, and probably won't work fine for anything else. 
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Seemed to me the forward pedals may help prevent some of the back pain and seemed appropriate for neighborhood tooling. I can exchange them for others, but they seem a good fit. Only trouble is dragging our fataqsses into the saddles.

 
proninja said:
My dad told me when I was 16 that he'd saved enough for me to go to college. I didn't have to take it, and I didn't have to pay it back, but if I accepted he wanted me to do the same for my kids. So that's going to happen. 
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My parents didn't do #### for me so I sold weed to pay for college.  Now that weed is legal, I'm hoping roverkid just drops out.

 
proninja said:
My dad told me when I was 16 that he'd saved enough for me to go to college. I didn't have to take it, and I didn't have to pay it back, but if I accepted he wanted me to do the same for my kids. So that's going to happen. 
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So your dad said that because he deprived himself so you could get a college education to be a bike mechanic, then you must likewise commit to depriving yourself, so your son can disappoint you, too? Instill your son with a will to learn, a desire to become what he can be, what he wants to be. Whatever that may be, you will love and accept him.

 
proninja said:
You are the most lawyery friend of all the lawyer friends I have
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But he's our lawyer, especially since @Idiot Boxer abandoned us, and you caan't get Krista unless you're willing to incorporate and pony up a seven eight figure retainer. And Leeroy and Thorn are no good unless major real estate is involved. (sorry if I omitted any other ambulance chasers)

 
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proninja said:
Absolutely. 

After he goes to ####### college
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Thanks for taking my post with the affection I intended. It could have been considered smarmy or assuming. Drunk cos appreciates the pass.

 
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proninja said:
I am no longer offended by insinuation that I have not lived up to my potential, mostly because I'm completely fine with that fact because I have everything I want in life. #underachiever
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I do not consider you an underachiever and did not intend to imply such. You are a hero in my book. A good man with a good wife, doing what he loves and persevering, yea thriving though the unrelenting adversity. 

 
proninja said:
I consider myself an amazingly lucky underachiever. I was in no way offended. :)
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And I never claimed you achieved much. But you are a good man and seem to like yourself. With that you can get as far as you ever need to be.

 
cosjobs said:
I posted earlier, I think the Columbia Valley (esp. the WA side) has the best value wines in America. Amazing convergence of price and quality
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You may already know this, but if you like Red Blends and/or Cabs, look for wines from the Red Mountain or Horse Heaven Hills sub-regions. 

 
I'm drinking cheap vodka that comes in a blue plastic bottle.  I figure if my alcoholic ex gf can live on this stuff, it's got to be ok.

 
proninja said:
A $400 fuji will probably work just fine for tooling around the neighborhood, and probably won't work fine for anything else. 
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No regrets at all on my 2012 Fuji Absolute 3.0, which cost me $340. Works just fine. :shrug:

 
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