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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (25 Viewers)

mr. furley said:
looking at houses in a nice suburb near the kids school.

"The overall crime risk for this area is very low with 26 criminal and sex offenders residing within 1 mile.











  • Sex Offenders 26 Found"


maybe we have different definitions of "very low". if you're dropping me on an island populated only by sex offenders i'd call that "very high".
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A circle with a one mile radius with 26 perverts, would have one about one pervert per 3,368,560 square feet or about 20x the size of the kingdome's  arena floor.

seems reasonable

 
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I really like snakes so I felt bad when I killed 2 copperheads in my back yard today.  The second came damn close to biting me when I picked up a pot he was under.  Luckily the middle age guy is still pretty quick and had a shovel close by.  :thumbup:

 
berndog said:
I really like snakes so I felt bad when I killed 2 copperheads in my back yard today.  The second came damn close to biting me when I picked up a pot he was under.  Luckily the middle age guy is still pretty quick and had a shovel close by.  :thumbup:
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Whoa, I love snakes but I'd poop myself if I knew I had multiple venomous ones waiting in my backyard for me. 

 
berndog said:
I really like snakes so I felt bad when I killed 2 copperheads in my back yard today.  The second came damn close to biting me when I picked up a pot he was under.  Luckily the middle age guy is still pretty quick and had a shovel close by.  :thumbup:
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my friend killed a copperhead in his yard today too!

 
Some friends of ours posted pics and a video of their Easter today.  Their daughters and nephews/nieces are all 20-somethings.

They gave each "kid" an empty 6-pack box and had them find bottles of beer hidden throughout the yard.

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Some friends of ours posted pics and a video of their Easter today.  Their daughters and nephews/nieces are all 20-somethings.

They gave each "kid" an empty 6-pack box and had them find bottles of beer hidden throughout the yard.
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Was it like my Easters growing up? There wasn't any actual beer hidden out there, and the adults just laughed and laughed?

 
The wife was talking about watching that baby giraffe being born the other day.

"So she's walking around for a long time with just the legs of the baby sticking out of her.  And she's reaching back cleaning it as she's giving birth to it.  She could do that because she can lick her own v@gina.  And, by the way, it's a wonder she ever got pregnant considering she can do that to herself..."

 
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Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Some friends of ours posted pics and a video of their Easter today.  Their daughters and nephews/nieces are all 20-somethings.

They gave each "kid" an empty 6-pack box and had them find bottles of beer hidden throughout the yard.
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We did airline / hotel room bottles of booze, lotto tickets, etc. All of the hunters were in their late 30s - mid 40s

 
That We The Fans documentary series ESPN is doing is focusing on the Bears Season Ticket holders in Section 250 through the entire cluster#### that was the 2017 season. Why they picked section 250, I'm not really sure. Especially since we gave up our tickets in section 250 a couple of years ago. 

Watching it is pretty funny. Its narrated by the beer vendor who's been there long enough to know us by name. I have also seen 2 different people that sat by us being featured / interviewed. My son, who probably sat in those seats about a dozen times over the years called out one of them while we were watching on Saturday.

We had a text string going between the 4 of us that had the tickets when the show was announced. My only comment then was 'Just think, we could have been embarrassments on a national stage instead of just among ourselves'

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Some friends of ours posted pics and a video of their Easter today.  Their daughters and nephews/nieces are all 20-somethings.

They gave each "kid" an empty 6-pack box and had them find bottles of beer hidden throughout the yard.
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Ahhhhh, the great Easter Beer Hunt!  We did that in our fraternity for the schmucks like me who lived too far from home to visit my folks.  The super sexy Lee Anne would hide the beers in the house and turn us loose.  Premium beer of the era was Bass.

 
berndog said:
I really like snakes so I felt bad when I killed 2 copperheads in my back yard today.  The second came damn close to biting me when I picked up a pot he was under.  Luckily the middle age guy is still pretty quick and had a shovel close by.  :thumbup:
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I'd be on the phone with my realtor yesterday.  Terrified of sneks.

 
General Malaise said:
Ahhhhh, the great Easter Beer Hunt!  We did that in our fraternity for the schmucks like me who lived too far from home to visit my folks.  The super sexy Lee Anne would hide the beers in the house and turn us loose.  Premium beer of the era was Bass.




 
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In the 70s it was Michelob and Lowenbrau.  

We drank Geobel, Blatz, Hamm's, and PBR before it was hip - and our dad's beer.  I could get a 12 pack of Geobel delivered to my room in college for $3 (.25 tip inc.)

 
Good news! My smoke detectors are good for carbon dioxide too, based on the maintenance guy setting them off while replacing my A/C.  :thumbup:

 
Limp Ditka said:
That We The Fans documentary series ESPN is doing is focusing on the Bears Season Ticket holders in Section 250 through the entire cluster#### that was the 2017 season. Why they picked section 250, I'm not really sure. Especially since we gave up our tickets in section 250 a couple of years ago. 

Watching it is pretty funny. Its narrated by the beer vendor who's been there long enough to know us by name. I have also seen 2 different people that sat by us being featured / interviewed. My son, who probably sat in those seats about a dozen times over the years called out one of them while we were watching on Saturday.

We had a text string going between the 4 of us that had the tickets when the show was announced. My only comment then was 'Just think, we could have been embarrassments on a national stage instead of just among ourselves'
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:lmao:

 
Binky The Doormat said:
In the 70s it was Michelob and Lowenbrau.  

We drank Geobel, Blatz, Hamm's, and PBR before it was hip - and our dad's beer.  I could get a 12 pack of Geobel delivered to my room in college for $3 (.25 tip inc.)
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Fox Deluxe - $2.90 a case in Twin Cities.

 
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