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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (26 Viewers)

Osaurus said:
Now it's just stabby all the time.
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I only went to Ybor city once, about 25 years ago, and even then there were some people around the edges of the crowd that looked like they may have been extras from The Hills Have Eyes.

Of course, I assume people fitting that description are the majority when you get out of sight of saltwater in Florida. 

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
I only went to Ybor city once, about 25 years ago, and even then there were some people around the edges of the crowd that looked like they may have been extras from The Hills Have Eyes.

Of course, I assume people fitting that description are the majority when you get out of sight of saltwater in Florida. 
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:yes:

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Scorpion crawls into your carry-on bag

Scorpion crawls out of your bag while it's in the overhead bin

Not that hard to comprehend.  Airport security needs to start using black lights, apparently. 
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Whoa, whoa whoa there fella.....let's not get carried away here.  If they start breaking out black lights, I'm going to need new clothes and probably luggage. :oldunsure:

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Haven't been there since last June.  In yo' FACE!

May be getting an offer from a studio in Santa Ana though, so you may have the last laugh anyway. :-|
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Happy for you, GB. :thumbup:   We haven't caught up on your job search for a while - PM me the details!

 
proninja said:
Noticed doing taxes last night that my w2 was about 5.5% short of the salary we'd agreed upon when I started a year and a half ago. Brought  it up with the owner today. He apologized profusely. Said he would make up the difference for the entire year and a half on my next paycheck. Also gave me an 11% raise on top of it and said things like "I am really lucky to have you and want to make sure you're happy" and "even with your health problems this last year you've done an outstanding job."

Good times in the ninja household. Tonight we eat steak. :thumbup:
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Good for you.  My boss overworks the crap out of me and so far all of the supposed rewards remain just out of reach.

 
proninja said:
Noticed doing taxes last night that my w2 was about 5.5% short of the salary we'd agreed upon when I started a year and a half ago. Brought  it up with the owner today. He apologized profusely. Said he would make up the difference for the entire year and a half on my next paycheck. Also gave me an 11% raise on top of it and said things like "I am really lucky to have you and want to make sure you're happy" and "even with your health problems this last year you've done an outstanding job."

Good times in the ninja household. Tonight we eat steak. :thumbup:
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Gotta be a better choice than the venison.

 
proninja said:
Noticed doing taxes last night that my w2 was about 5.5% short of the salary we'd agreed upon when I started a year and a half ago. Brought  it up with the owner today. He apologized profusely. Said he would make up the difference for the entire year and a half on my next paycheck. Also gave me an 11% raise on top of it and said things like "I am really lucky to have you and want to make sure you're happy" and "even with your health problems this last year you've done an outstanding job."

Good times in the ninja household. Tonight we eat steak. :thumbup:
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Too bad that is going to bump you into a higher tax bracket for next year.

 
Pretty sure we can rule GM as the culprit:

The real action at a Florida tennis match took place off the court.

As Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger competed in the Sarasota Open on Tuesday night, their match was interrupted by a couple having sex across the way.

“Well, that is the most bizarre situation,” announcer Mike Cation said on the broadcast. “I don’t know how to put this, folks, but somebody’s phone is going off in the stands … and it was an adult video.”

Cation later confirmed porn wasn’t the culprit.

“Nope, that’s not a phone. That is … that’s an apartment across the lake,” he said. “Well, everyone was looking around to see where that was coming from and finally, figure out, that wasn’t a video. At least somebody’s having a good night.”

While spectators erupted with laughter in the stands, Tiafoe shouted, “It can’t be that good!”
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The video may not be safe for work.

http://nypost.com/2017/04/19/incredibly-loud-sex-interrupts-florida-tennis-match/

 
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