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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (28 Viewers)

Binky The Doormat said:
better than onion.  I understand the want for dill, but do not want in it my tuna salad.  Shrimp salad - yes.

Binky Primary Tuna Salad

- Mayo & Sour Cream

- Chives

- Shallots finely minced

- Sun-dried Tomatoes in Olive Oil

- Garlic Powder/Salt/Pepper - dash of Smoked Paprika

- Pecans or Cashews
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Damn near puked my #### off

 
I was just behind a truck with an InfoWars bumper sticker and two others - I went a block out of my way to get to a stoplight to read the others, because I expected hilarity.

1.  "Government school - why you and your kid are stupid"

2.  "Right is wrong.  Left is stupid."

Not only non-hilarious, but they don't make any ####### sense.

Now I'm at a bar sitting by a couple debating whether Jason should join the Outlaws or a "starter gang."

Things get weird pretty quickly when you get East of Seattle.

 
krista4 said:
I was just behind a truck with an InfoWars bumper sticker and two others - I went a block out of my way to get to a stoplight to read the others, because I expected hilarity.

1.  "Government school - why you and your kid are stupid"

2.  "Right is wrong.  Left is stupid."

Not only non-hilarious, but they don't make any ####### sense.

Now I'm at a bar sitting by a couple debating whether Jason should join the Outlaws or a "starter gang."

Things get weird pretty quickly when you get East of Seattle.
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That's Ren Hoek's truck 

 
krista4 said:
I was just behind a truck with an InfoWars bumper sticker and two others - I went a block out of my way to get to a stoplight to read the others, because I expected hilarity.

1.  "Government school - why you and your kid are stupid"

2.  "Right is wrong.  Left is stupid."

Not only non-hilarious, but they don't make any ####### sense.

Now I'm at a bar sitting by a couple debating whether Jason should join the Outlaws or a "starter gang."

Things get weird pretty quickly when you get East of Seattle.
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Wait. Isn't basically ####### everything east of Seattle?

 
tommyboy said:
It's terrible awesome
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That's how my teenage brain remembers it,  but my forty something brain is like what the #### did I just watch.  I remember all the sword fights were in the dark but they were awful.  And then he randomly ####s that woman who is a cop/ reporter/ ancient metallurgist and there's like 3 seconds of boobies and then back to swords and lightning and the guy from shawshank.

 
krista4 said:
Good god.  I responded over there now.  Just about precisely the issue.
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Ok so for this there are two distinct issues.  The past and the future. For the past the trick is to take away the power those memories have over you. If you did something embarrassing,  picture yourself as a character  in a movie doing that terrible thing except it's funny.  Picture it as the kind of memory everyone has about growing up and that's why we all have those awkward photos in our yearbooks. Take away the power those memories have over you.  It might help to think about them during the day,  when you're not trying to sleep, and accustom yourself to not caring as much when you think of those things. 

The future stuff is more difficult but still doable.  It helps to picture yourself in the third person like in a movie.  Oh look at poor krista4 dealing with this inconsequential crap.  If it really is a big scary what if - like loss of income, loss of a loved one, picture yourself as the hero of your story picking up the pieces.  Look at krista4 sacrificing her naan oven and living in the same house for consecutive months.  Belittle it in your head so it's not a Big Scary Thing.  Sometimes the best thing to do is reductio absurdum - I'm worried about being embarrassed,  so I'll just embarrass myself by sending nudies to bostonfred via pm or email at bostonfred@gmail.com. really takes a load off your mind because you're not worried about being embarrassed anymore and you know you can trust bostonfred to be discreet and appreciative plus, for example he's 3000 miles away so you know it's safe.

That's just a few tricks and probably successful, open minded people try all of them. 

 
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proninja said:
They say that when a mother is breastfeeding as the only source of food for their newborn, that it acts as birth control that is 99% effective until the child is six months old.

They and their collective families are a ####### **** 
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 It's not magic dumb ### it's because you're not supposed to want to #### her when she's leaking baby food from her sleep deprived bosom. 

Congratulations you poor dumb *******

 
You know what sucks?  When your wife and kids are out of town for the weekend and you're running a conference call trying to salvage a deployment from idiots.  A weeks worth of 14-16 hour days has left me bitter and pissed.  It's late, I drank more than I should have and just screamed at an Indian dude whose sole purpose seems to tune in 15 minutes late and second guess everything that we just decided with no background information.  Oh yeah the Indian dude is well above me in pay grade and I will catch heat on Monday. 

Ain't Life Grand

 
bostonfred said:
Ok so for this there are two distinct issues.  The past and the future. For the past the trick is to take away the power those memories have over you. If you did something embarrassing,  picture yourself as a character  in a movie doing that terrible thing except it's funny.  Picture it as the kind of memory everyone has about growing up and that's why we all have those awkward photos in our yearbooks. Take away the power those memories have over you.  It might help to think about them during the day,  when you're not trying to sleep, and accustom yourself to not caring as much when you think of those things. 

The future stuff is more difficult but still doable.  It helps to picture yourself in the third person like in a movie.  Oh look at poor krista4 dealing with this inconsequential crap.  If it really is a big scary what if - like loss of income, loss of a loved one, picture yourself as the hero of your story picking up the pieces.  Look at krista4 sacrificing her naan oven and living in the same house for consecutive months.  Belittle it in your head so it's not a Big Scary Thing.  Sometimes the best thing to do is reductio absurdum - I'm worried about being embarrassed,  so I'll just embarrass myself by sending nudies to bostonfred via pm or email at bostonfred@gmail.com. really takes a load off your mind because you're not worried about being embarrassed anymore and you know you can trust bostonfred to be discreet and appreciative plus, for example he's 3000 miles away so you know it's safe.

That's just a few tricks and probably successful, open minded people try all of them. 
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:lmao: :cry:

Not sure whether to laugh or cry, so I'll do both.

It's OK if I profess my undying love for you here, right?  Just between us (like those pics I sent), right?

 
bostonfred said:
Ok so for this there are two distinct issues.  The past and the future. For the past the trick is to take away the power those memories have over you. If you did something embarrassing,  picture yourself as a character  in a movie doing that terrible thing except it's funny.  Picture it as the kind of memory everyone has about growing up and that's why we all have those awkward photos in our yearbooks. Take away the power those memories have over you.  It might help to think about them during the day,  when you're not trying to sleep, and accustom yourself to not caring as much when you think of those things. 

The future stuff is more difficult but still doable.  It helps to picture yourself in the third person like in a movie.  Oh look at poor krista4 dealing with this inconsequential crap.  If it really is a big scary what if - like loss of income, loss of a loved one, picture yourself as the hero of your story picking up the pieces.  Look at krista4 sacrificing her naan oven and living in the same house for consecutive months.  Belittle it in your head so it's not a Big Scary Thing.  Sometimes the best thing to do is reductio absurdum - I'm worried about being embarrassed,  so I'll just embarrass myself by sending nudies to bostonfred via pm or email at bostonfred@gmail.com. really takes a load off your mind because you're not worried about being embarrassed anymore and you know you can trust bostonfred to be discreet and appreciative plus, for example he's 3000 miles away so you know it's safe.

That's just a few tricks and probably successful, open minded people try all of them. 
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#actuallordswork

Except for the PM part.  Then again, who am I to question BF?

 
RC94 said:
Anytime, anyplace.  As long as it's at Jing Fong (dim sum restaurant) in NYC during lunchtime.
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I could really go for some dim sum right now.  Or anytime.

I have a five-hour layover at JFK on September 26.  If I haven't made it to NY before then, let's book that date for the chopstick challenge.

 
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