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Limp Ditka said:
FIL sent a jar home with Mrs Limp a while back and they were in an oil instead of a brine. Tasted Ok on their own, but the oil didn't really work with the vodka. Really needs to be in a brine 
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These are in oil,too. But not solid, there a bunch of brine, too. I think it may be because of the cheese, they need it for preservstion. But wtf using canola oil rather than olive oil

 
Henry Ford said:
Steak and Shake seems to write itself.  

What kind of strip clubs do you people go to? You're 30 feet away and they have pubes?
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Was intimating that anywhere that there are ninny dancers AND steak, said steak has a significantly greater than zero% chance to be lightly dusted in pubic folicular matter.

In other words; I'm not eating anything from a ninny bar.  Buffet, frittata, steak, SB party pizza, appetizers.....nada.  All seem like theyd be prime real estate for all manner of herbs of the mons veneris.  If that makes me a ninny bar steak snob, Im cool with it.

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Was intimating that anywhere that there are ninny dancers AND steak, said steak has a significantly greater than zero% chance to be lightly dusted in pubic folicular matter.

In other words; I'm not eating anything from a ninny bar.  Buffet, frittata, steak, SB party pizza, appetizers.....nada.  All seem like theyd be prime real estate for all manner of herbs of the mons veneris.  If that makes me a ninny bar steak snob, Im cool with it.
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Don't forget the sausage...

 
krista4 said:
Happy birthday, cos!  
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Happy B-day krista and cos.

So, we heard cos' plans...(and cos, after debating it for a few hours, I'd go with the shrimp...I'm not an olive guy)

...what you got goin on krista?

BTW: I just sang Happy B'day/// It was really bad....but...the thought and all...

 
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Man of Constant Sorrow said:
Happy B-day krista and cos.

So, we heard cos' plans...(and cos, after debating it for a few hours, I'd go with the shrimp...I'm not an olive guy)

...what you got goin on krista?

BTW: I just sang Happy B'day/// It was really bad....but...the thought and all...
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Ahhhh, you're a newbie 'round here.  It's just a running joke that it's always my bday.  Not really the case today.  Tonight I am taking it verrrrry easy as I am getting up at 3:30 a.m. for a hike.

Speaking of newbies, sorry for scaring @bosoxs45 off by criticizing his screenname consonant formation.

 
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krista4 said:
Ahhhh, you're a newbie 'round here.  It's just a running joke that it's always my bday.  Not really the case today.  Tonight I am taking it verrrrry easy as I am getting up at 3:30 a.m. for a hike.
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Haha! :lol:

Well, then, I guess that means I'll just have to sing every day...

...life could be worse. ;)

I enjoy those early morning hikes too, as I do a lot of night time photography.  :thumbup:

 
Took my family to a cabin in the mountains for the weekend. Took a rowboat out onto a pond that's in front of the place yesterday. That was fun.

Took my family for a hike on the Appalachian Trail today. That was a total disaster. You would think that after knowing my wife for 20+ years that I would be smart enough not to pick a 5.8 mile trail of substantial difficulty for a woman with MS. You would be wrong. 

The hike ended up taking us about 7 hours. She fell once and almost ended up going head first and backwards down a drop off. Thankfully I managed to grab her and she only ended up with some scratches. She hit total exhaustion and tremendous pain about 2/3 of the way up the mountain. Which was great because the last 2/3 only included a 1000 foot elevation change up a bunch of rocks in a .4 mile section. 

She broke down crying 5 different times from pain, exhaustion and frustration. We had 3 different strangers stop and ask if they could help in any way with extreme alarm on their faces. I managed to get her up, and then back down, the mountain by holding her arm and taking about 1/3 of her body weight on me and helping steady her. Along with very frequent stops to rest. Really fun day.

She's a total champ. So is my 8 year old daughter who took on some major obstacles on a tough hike by herself so that I could her my wife. For a kid with some processing issues and a lot of fears, I was super proud of her.

As for me, I'm an idiot who is lucky my wife loves me a whole lot!

 
Talking about strip clubs, I don't like them either, but I do love money.  If I could, I would go to strip clubs and throw naked women at money. 

 
GroveDiesel said:
Took my family to a cabin in the mountains for the weekend. Took a rowboat out onto a pond that's in front of the place yesterday. That was fun.

Took my family for a hike on the Appalachian Trail today. That was a total disaster. You would think that after knowing my wife for 20+ years that I would be smart enough not to pick a 5.8 mile trail of substantial difficulty for a woman with MS. You would be wrong. 

The hike ended up taking us about 7 hours. She fell once and almost ended up going head first and backwards down a drop off. Thankfully I managed to grab her and she only ended up with some scratches. She hit total exhaustion and tremendous pain about 2/3 of the way up the mountain. Which was great because the last 2/3 only included a 1000 foot elevation change up a bunch of rocks in a .4 mile section. 

She broke down crying 5 different times from pain, exhaustion and frustration. We had 3 different strangers stop and ask if they could help in any way with extreme alarm on their faces. I managed to get her up, and then back down, the mountain by holding her arm and taking about 1/3 of her body weight on me and helping steady her. Along with very frequent stops to rest. Really fun day.

She's a total champ. So is my 8 year old daughter who took on some major obstacles on a tough hike by herself so that I could her my wife. For a kid with some processing issues and a lot of fears, I was super proud of her.

As for me, I'm an idiot who is lucky my wife loves me a whole lot!
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My wife would kill me in my sleep if I did that.

 
15 hours to move (mostly) today. my new neighbors are rich. not rich like @Otis rich but they have boats and ####.

i'm drinking a beer in bed because we don't have a couch or tv yet

also, might be pretty hammered. could be really ####### tired. too delirious to tell.

 
RC94 said:
Talking about strip clubs, I don't like them either, but I do love money.  If I could, I would go to strip clubs and throw naked women at money. 
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Reminds me of one of my favorite Woody Allen bits, I used it a lot in college as a pickup line.

Reach into my pocket and pull out a bullet. "I always keep it there, it saved my life one time when some guy threw a Bible at me."

 
krista4 said:
A little disappointed to find that HF is a strip-club guy. :shrug:  

Happy birthday, cos!  
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I'm not sure what qualifies one as "a strip club guy" but when is alone on one's birthday it is proper to joke that it is an appropriate place to spend one's time and money. 

 
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure I made a joke about sheep-####ing the other day.  I want to make sure everyone knows I'm not a "sheep-####ing guy."

 
GroveDiesel said:
Took my family to a cabin in the mountains for the weekend. Took a rowboat out onto a pond that's in front of the place yesterday. That was fun.

Took my family for a hike on the Appalachian Trail today. That was a total disaster. You would think that after knowing my wife for 20+ years that I would be smart enough not to pick a 5.8 mile trail of substantial difficulty for a woman with MS. You would be wrong. 

The hike ended up taking us about 7 hours. She fell once and almost ended up going head first and backwards down a drop off. Thankfully I managed to grab her and she only ended up with some scratches. She hit total exhaustion and tremendous pain about 2/3 of the way up the mountain. Which was great because the last 2/3 only included a 1000 foot elevation change up a bunch of rocks in a .4 mile section. 

She broke down crying 5 different times from pain, exhaustion and frustration. We had 3 different strangers stop and ask if they could help in any way with extreme alarm on their faces. I managed to get her up, and then back down, the mountain by holding her arm and taking about 1/3 of her body weight on me and helping steady her. Along with very frequent stops to rest. Really fun day.

She's a total champ. So is my 8 year old daughter who took on some major obstacles on a tough hike by herself so that I could her my wife. For a kid with some processing issues and a lot of fears, I was super proud of her.

As for me, I'm an idiot who is lucky my wife loves me a whole lot!
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:confused:

Was there something at the top that you really needed?

 
Henry Ford said:
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure I made a joke about sheep-####ing the other day.  I want to make sure everyone knows I'm not a "sheep-####ing guy."
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I don't think it can be considered legit beastiality if you're sporting a beef heart.  I'm no attorney(or sheep enthusiast), but I think you're in the clear.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Aren't we all Sweatpants Boner Man in our own way?
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So, youre saying....theres a little bit of Sweatpants Boner Man in all of us?

(I'm still a little incensed that screename got greenlit, but Fog Of Tim and Posthumous Email Cat got the big ol' middle finger.)

 
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Happy bday from Italy cos!!

we went on a hike yesterday that about killed us both. We can can both barely walk. Those f'ing stairs ruined us both. 

 
Homer J Simpson said:
:confused:

Was there something at the top that you really needed?
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Well, once you make it to the top, the way down is a much easier hike. Honestly, not having done the trail before, I simply had no idea that it would keep getting harder and harder. I just knew what the distance was, knew what we had come up, and what the descent was like. I figured over the last 3rd of the ascent that making it up the last part and then going down the other way would be easier and safer than turning around and descending the way we came up. Plus, see above wheel i state that I am an idiot.

 
Happy bday from Italy cos!!

we went on a hike yesterday that about killed us both. We can can both barely walk. Those f'ing stairs ruined us both. 

 
Henry Ford said:
cosjobs said:
Yeah, a couple of times doesn;t mean anything
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Right? You just close your eyes and imagine it's a woman wearing wooly chaps.  
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Listening to Pink Floyd this afternoon...

...this popped up:

Pink Floyd - Sheep

This is what I heard:

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air
You better watch out
There may be Hank about
I've looked over his posts and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.
 
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The rest is not safe to post here anymore. :(

Oh, and for the climbers...hill, stairs and hiking trails...I have this:

Pink Floyd - Fearless

You say the hill's too steep to climb 
Climb it. 
You say you'd like to see me try 
Climbing. 

You pick the place and I'll choose the time 
And I'll climb 
That hill in my own way. 
Just wait a while for the right day. 
And as I rise above the tree lines and the clouds 
I look down, hearing the sound of the things you've said today. 

Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd 
Smiling. 
Merciless the magistrate turns 'round 
Frowning. 

And who's the fool who wears the crown? 
And go down, 
in your own way 
And every day is the right day 
And as you rise above the fear-lines in his brow 
You look down, hearing the sound of the faces in the crowd. 
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You'll never walk alone...

One of my all time Floyd favs.
 
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