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Dogs need to chew on things.
she's got 3 great bones that she gnaws on. she could be lamping in her bed, get up to take a piss and the second she gets outside will immediately start eating sticks. immediately. 

not chewing. eating. like a Marine at boot camp.

 
she's got 3 great bones that she gnaws on. she could be lamping in her bed, get up to take a piss and the second she gets outside will immediately start eating sticks. immediately. 

not chewing. eating. like a Marine at boot camp.
Have you tried any of these sticks?  They sound delicious.

 
I had a Westie that ate sticks all the time.  That’s where the proctologist part came in.  Turrible.  The dog I have now just eats dead or chewy things she finds on our walks (chicken bones are her favorite).  The sidewalk/swale is her smorgasbord.  Really amazed there’s anything left for her to find.

 
she's got 3 great bones that she gnaws on. she could be lamping in her bed, get up to take a piss and the second she gets outside will immediately start eating sticks. immediately. 

not chewing. eating. like a Marine at boot camp.
I've never been through Marine boot camp but two of my brothers have and there were zero reports of stick eating. 

 
Apparently there's a Sublime tribute band.

WTAF? I mean, the original guys obviously aren't going back out on tour, but still.

 
heckmanm said:
Apparently there's a Sublime tribute band.

WTAF? I mean, the original guys obviously aren't going back out on tour, but still.
If you’re saying they’re totally undeserving of tribute then I agree.

Eat it, Rudnarski.

 
If you’re saying they’re totally undeserving of tribute then I agree.

Eat it, Rudnarski.
Yeah, their catalog seems a tad shallow - 3 albums before the lead singer went ****-up 20+ years ago.  Granted, I don't know much beyond a couple songs from their last album that got play on college rock stations.

 
heckmanm said:
Apparently there's a Sublime tribute band.

WTAF? I mean, the original guys obviously aren't going back out on tour, but still.
I'm sure there's a lot more than one of these. No surprise for the greatest band ever.

 
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Went to the grocery store this evening. Returning to my car, a genius managed to park their minivan with their wheels completely over the line, preventing me from getting in my car. I stood in a light drizzle until the guy on my passenger side showed up and left, allowing me to open that door all the way, recline both my seatbacks and attempt a gymnastic maneuver for which I was woefully under-prepared (not mention, over-aged). I think I pulled my taint.

 
I'm not sure if this means I'm a better version of you, or if you want me to kidnap you and build you into a better android version of yourself.  

In disclosure, I'm running low on wackass robot parts, so the latter may take a while.  

also: HELLO OLD FRIENDS.  THIS IS MY SEMI-ANNUAL POST IN THIS THREAD.  

What have I missed?
GM had like 2 or 3 more kids.

Krista bought as many houses.

 
I'm not sure if this means I'm a better version of you, or if you want me to kidnap you and build you into a better android version of yourself.  

In disclosure, I'm running low on wackass robot parts, so the latter may take a while.  

also: HELLO OLD FRIENDS.  THIS IS MY SEMI-ANNUAL POST IN THIS THREAD.  

What have I missed?
McJose appears to believe that an invention is when you take an existing product, change a letter in the name, and put something people are allergic to in it.

 

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