GM's thread about nothing (6 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

IN!!!!

 

[Radical Larry]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

IN!!!!

This would be awesome shtick. Would we be able to get at least 8 people to fly to LA in about 2 weeks?"Please welcome: Tanner...GM...St. Louis Bob...Sleepy Paco...Moobers...#1 Fan of Ghana Soccer...Studs and Duds and Wet Dream."

 

[The Football Freak]

Bacon wrapped asparagus? Is that as good as I would hope it is?

You are a fantastic story teller, GM. Thanks for the entertainment.

I'm going to get a box of ice cream sandwiches for my daughter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This would be awesome shtick. Would we be able to get at least 8 people to fly to LA in about 2 weeks?"Please welcome: Tanner...GM...St. Louis Bob...Sleepy Paco...Moobers...#1 Fan of Ghana Soccer...Studs and Duds and Wet Dream."

I'm pretty sure I would have to bunk up with PSL after that.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

My aunts Louise and Katy pulled that on JTC and Charv last week on the bus from the hotel to the wedding. They kept pestering them until they just cracked and said "WE KNOW HIM FROM THE INTERNET, OKAY? WE KNOW HIM FROM THE INTERNET". In drunken Norweigen, this must have been pretty somber.

 

[Radical Larry]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

My aunts Louise and Katy pulled that on JTC and Charv last week on the bus from the hotel to the wedding. They kept pestering them until they just cracked and said "WE KNOW HIM FROM THE INTERNET, OKAY? WE KNOW HIM FROM THE INTERNET". In drunken Norweigen, this must have been pretty somber.

I tend to use the line "we're in the same fantasy football league together...along with a few thousand other people"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.

I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

This works in strip clubs...depending on how high the stripper is.

 

[videoguy505]

This would be awesome shtick. Would we be able to get at least 8 people to fly to LA in about 2 weeks?"Please welcome: Tanner...GM...St. Louis Bob...Sleepy Paco...Moobers...#1 Fan of Ghana Soccer...Studs and Duds and Wet Dream."

Can I be an alternate?

 

[General Malaise]

Bacon wrapped asparagus? Is that as good as I would hope it is?You are a fantastic story teller, GM. Thanks for the entertainment.I'm going to get a box of ice cream sandwiches for my daughter.

Yes. Bacon wrapped asparagus is all you could hope it would be in more. Thanks for the kind words, GB.

 

[eoMMan]

Good reading, GM.

Do you and the new wifey plan on having kids?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I tend to use the line "we're in the same fantasy football league together...along with a few thousand other people"

I use "customer".

 

[Radical Larry]

I tend to use the line "we're in the same fantasy football league together...along with a few thousand other people"

I use "customer".

"And by 'customer' I mean I once sent the guy some white-board markers, a pack of mini Post-Its, and a High School Musical trapper-keeper."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I think when I met Homer's friends in Columbus, I was his friend's girlfriend's friend who used to work with some guy he knew in the Niagra Falls area... or something like that.

 

[Thorn]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

I would pay money to see a family fued of Peens, MOP, Mr. Ham, Imp and Studs v. Maurile, Pickles, Christo, Tanner and shuke.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Also, I'd like to play the part of WetDream. That is if offdee is willing to do some shopping with me some time next week.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I tend to use the line "we're in the same fantasy football league together...along with a few thousand other people"

I use "customer".

"And by 'customer' I mean I once sent the guy some white-board markers, a pack of mini Post-Its, and a High School Musical trapper-keeper."

lolAlthough I did tell Mrs. SLB that NB was from the innernets.

Also, I'd like to play the part of WetDream. That is if offdee is willing to do some shopping with me some time next week.

Are you kidding? He always has time for shopping.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think when I met Homer's friends in Columbus, I was his friend's girlfriend's friend who used to work with some guy he knew in the Niagra Falls area... or something like that.

It's cool...they all just figured we were gay.

 

[Foosball God]

The Wedding Diaries - Day 2 - Michigan Beaches

I've been to the Mall of America, once. Once. And I've been to some giant malls in Texas. I have never in my life been in a bigger, more confusing mall than this one in Lake Orion, Michigan. This thing was so big, it had zones. ZONES! There were stores we passed I'd never heard of before, selling things I didn't even know existed. It was quite clear from the map that our strategy of just parking and walking was a massive fail. It literally took us 10 minutes to get to the Men's Warehouse.

Ah, good old Great Lakes Crossing. Too bad half of that mall is shoe stores. I wish I hadn't moved to Virginia you were hanging out basically in my home town GB.

 

[FootballWidow]

I am loving your wedding diaries. Don't stop!

I miss your funny stories.

Congratulations on getting married, I wish you the best.

 

[YSR]

Whenever I cite anyone here, I just refer to them as "my friend, _______", and hope they don't ask how we know each other. I sometimes make up first names if I don't know them, like in the case of SLB.

 

[zander_s]

Whenever I cite anyone here, I just refer to them as "my friend, _______", and hope they don't ask how we know each other. I sometimes make up first names if I don't know them, like in the case of SLB.

Isn't his first name Saint?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whenever I cite anyone here, I just refer to them as "my friend, _______", and hope they don't ask how we know each other. I sometimes make up first names if I don't know them, like in the case of SLB.

Whenever I cite anyone here, I just refer to them as "my friend, _______", and hope they don't ask how we know each other. I sometimes make up first names if I don't know them, like in the case of SLB.

Isn't his first name Saint?

Kind of like when you call a big guy Tiny.

 

[boom king]

oops i dropped this

 

[Radical Larry]

oops i dropped this

Should I be passing masonry?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

 

[Radical Larry]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. Took a walk around the internet. Did a little laundry. Watched a movie while I put away clothes. Sent some emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. Took a walk around the internet. Did a little laundry. Watched a movie while I put away clothes. Sent some emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

That sounds a lot like a typical work day for me.

 

[The_Hunchback]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. .Took a walk around the internetWatched some pron Did a little laundry. Watched a pron movie while I put away clothes. Sent some forrest emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

Livin the dream.

 

[Radical Larry]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. .Took a walk around the internetWatched some pron Did a little laundry. Watched a pron movie while I put away clothes. Sent some forrest emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

Livin the dream.

There's porn on the internet?

 

[Radical Larry]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. Took a walk around the internet. Did a little laundry. Watched a movie while I put away clothes. Sent some emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

That sounds a lot like a typical work day for me.

Oh yeah one of my cats tried to take a piece of chicken breast off my lunch plate when I got up to get a soda. Caught her before she dropped it on the carpet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. Took a walk around the internet. Did a little laundry. Watched a movie while I put away clothes. Sent some emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

That sounds a lot like a typical work day for me.

Oh yeah one of my cats tried to take a piece of chicken breast off my lunch plate when I got up to get a soda. Caught her before she dropped it on the carpet.

I hope you saved it for Safariplanet's GF. Those people love cat.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. Took a walk around the internet. Did a little laundry. Watched a movie while I put away clothes. Sent some emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

That sounds a lot like a typical work day for me.

Oh yeah one of my cats tried to take a piece of chicken breast off my lunch plate when I got up to get a soda. Caught her before she dropped it on the carpet.

I hope you saved it for Safariplanet's GF. Those people love cat.

He's dating a crazy old widow?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He's dating a crazy old widow?

Got nothing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers.

I wish I are teacher and no work summers.

Meh. It's kind of a drag. I got up around 9am. Played a little CoD. Ate something. Took a walk around the internet. Did a little laundry. Watched a movie while I put away clothes. Sent some emails. Had a sandwich. I might play a little CoD in a minute or take a nap. Not sure yet.

That sounds a lot like a typical work day for me.

Oh yeah one of my cats tried to take a piece of chicken breast off my lunch plate when I got up to get a soda. Caught her before she dropped it on the carpet.

link

 

[SofaKings]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

So I pile into the reception...it is the daddy daughter dance going on and I circumvent the reception area since I know no one but GM. Sidle up to the bar and say hi to an older lady and then BAM, I get the question:GM's Aunt: So how do you know GM?Me: Uh, I'm one of his friends from Michigan.GM's Aunt: Oh, so you went to college with him.Me: No not exactly, I'm getting a beer(standing at the bar), would you like something?GM's Aunt: Oh so you are from Portland?Me: No, I live in Michigan.GM's Aunt: So you are with the bride's family?Me: Not exactly(at this point I'm thinking...what would e-mom do in this situation?)GM: Oh Sofa, I see you've met my crazy aunt mary! Aunt Mary, Sofa is from the innernets, remember fantasy football, baseball and all that stuff?GM's Aunt: I think I'll take that beer now.

 

[SofaKings]

Good reading, GM.Do you and the new wifey plan on having kids?

Dude.

 

[General Malaise]

Good reading, GM.Do you and the new wifey plan on having kids?

Dude.

I don't mind. So long as my sperm still works and I'm making the kind of money I was making 3 years ago, sure. I love kids. We're a good 2 years away from it. By then, I'll be 39, she'll be 31, my sons will be 9 and 7. Assuming my sperms broke, we'll be looking at adopting some male Haitian babies with a penchant for running fast.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm at home again today because Cal has a 100 degree fever. I think him, his brother and the dog have devised some sort of sinister plot to drive me insane.I wish there was somebody in our family with a medical background that could take care of this for me.

I'm at home today because...well...I don't work in the summers. Oh, and some broad just called from a casting agency for a gameshow production company. She's looking for people to come in and tape pilot episodes for some new show. The catch is that I have to bring in 7 other people.

IN!!!!

She wants me to bring in teachers I work with.That would be pretty cool though "So how do all of you guys know each other?" "The internet."

So I pile into the reception...it is the daddy daughter dance going on and I circumvent the reception area since I know no one but GM. Sidle up to the bar and say hi to an older lady and then BAM, I get the question:GM's Aunt: So how do you know GM?Me: Uh, I'm one of his friends from Michigan.GM's Aunt: Oh, so you went to college with him.Me: No not exactly, I'm getting a beer(standing at the bar), would you like something?GM's Aunt: Oh so you are from Portland?Me: No, I live in Michigan.GM's Aunt: So you are with the bride's family?Me: Not exactly(at this point I'm thinking...what would e-mom do in this situation?)GM: Oh Sofa, I see you've met my crazy aunt mary! Aunt Mary, Sofa is from the innernets, remember fantasy football, baseball and all that stuff?GM's Aunt: I think I'll take that beer now.

My crazy aunts were asking people what political party they belonged to as well. They were really dynamite.

 

[shuke]

Sounds like a fun wedding.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sounds like a fun wedding.

 

[General Malaise]

Sounds like a fun wedding.

I had to keep the ratio of Brick & Mortar friends to iFriends at 4/1. You guys would have tipped the scales. As it stands, my nosey aunts sniffed out the 3 iDudes immediately and will be going back to tell their circles about their dorky nephew who meets friends on the internet. 4/3 and my new in-laws begin to officially wonder about me. I can't have that. You guys will come to the next one.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I like nice Oregon wines.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You guys will come to the next one.

 

[cosjobs]

You guys will come to the next one.

I'll see if I can clear my calendar. If not, I'll try and send something over,

 

[zander_s]

I'm heading to Eugene in a month or so if all goes well with work! Probably too soon for the next one huh??

 

[MacArtist]

ppositeofwhitedot:

I you GM. Why csn't you be a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

 

[zander_s]

ppositeofwhitedot:I you GM. Why csn't you be a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

We are ALL lesbians trapped in a mans body!!!

 

[General Malaise]

ppositeofwhitedot:I you GM. Why csn't you be a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

We are ALL lesbians trapped in a mans body!!!

Yeah, this!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When I got to the office this morning there were little red ants all over my desk. WTF

 

[Bob Sacamano]

When I got to the office this morning there were little red ants all over my desk. WTF

Did any of them ask how you knew GM when you opened your beer?