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GM's thread about nothing (3 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
My mom wished me good luck with my fantasy baseball draft tomorrow.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
That was......... beautiful.Well, to be fair, I wasn't very good to her when I was married to her. And as far as ex-wives go, she's top shelf. I mean, there were bumps in the road and she'll flex the crazy muscle here and there, but for the most part, I'm incredibly lucky and the boys are much better off with two parents who can get along after divorce. There's a lot of divorced parents who can't be in the same room together.So...I'm really lucky and if I'm out a lot of money, so be it. I can rebuild my finances. I don't get a second chance to divorce the right way for the sake of my kids.Good lord...look at me.ChristI can't believe how good GM is to Flags. I would be all Godfather II after the abortion.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nah, that would be a little odd.Who's this firecracker they have on now? She's cute, but a poor poor version of Judge Judy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My mom prays that I'll stop playing fantasy sports and find some real friends.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
wankI vote "really odd or 9/10".Bah, I'm being mean. I should be nicer to people. I will be nicer to people. Starting.....NOW!My wife took my sons with her, her mother and her sister to the mall. My FIL just left for the store. My BIL is still sleeping. Scale of 1-10, how odd would it be to catch a jerk to the judge on People's Court?GM is kinda on a Michael Chorleone kick lately, took out Hucksy last week and now MOP. Reminds me of the scene towards the end of GodFather II when Michael's talking about getting rid of people and Tom asks: "what are you gonna wipe out everybody?" and Michael says: "no not everybody Tom, just my enemies".Christ
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Now that's a lemon party!!
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
SofaKings
Footballguy
And your Aunt!
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
Come out to Sasquatch for a day or 4 the end of May...?
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Where is that this year?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
The lineup is pretty stellar. I'd be up there, but we have a stupid wedding that weekend.Also, I would never fight with GM on FBG. You just can't win. I would pull a ThomasA and disappear with some shred of honor intact.
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now that RWS is posting, we can cancel the search party.
been a few weeks since K4 posted in here though.
been a few weeks since K4 posted in here though.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My Uncle just popped his head into my office, my Aunt doesn't have cancer. Great, great, news.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You were owed some...a lot, actually. Keep it going!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jeep's been gone a long time too.
Oh, and I was thinking about somebody else that's been missing lately, but now I forget.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Dont think he posted in this thread but whatever happened to SJ96?
Anyways, fantastic to hear from RWS.
Krista did post on teh facebooks recently. Think shes just working a lot...as far as you dorks know. Wocka wocka.
Anyways, fantastic to hear from RWS.
Krista did post on teh facebooks recently. Think shes just working a lot...as far as you dorks know. Wocka wocka.
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Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
The what now?
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
'Running with scissors said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
If you knew this Uncle, I wouldn't put it past him.
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
Oh, well... I've know where I've been almost 80% of the time.'Running with scissors said:
My company works with people in India. They are on a half-hour difference as well.We're the only ones. No idea.'Aaron Rudnicki said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My youngest son has been really upset the last couple of mornings because he pissed himself during the night. His solution? Quit wearing underwear.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
TADA!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
lmao"Trust me Dyl, you don't want to get your penis stuck in your zipper." thinksaboutit
"Ouch."
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh yeah, Bobby Layne. Where has he been?'General Malaise said:Jeep's been gone a long time too.'Aaron Rudnicki said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
HJSK4Verbal KintSJ96OtisOh yeah, Bobby Layne. Where has he been?'General Malaise said:Jeep's been gone a long time too.'Aaron Rudnicki said:
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Otis has been posting more than ever.I'm pretty sure HJS "quit" this place.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Apparently the kid knows ####.
Early_10
footballgoddess
Turns out there's a simple answer:Although the world is divided into 24 one-hour time zone "naturally" by the rotation of the earth, there is nothing that says that a particular location _must_ set its local clocks according to which 24 one-hour section it is in. The government (usually nationally but sometimes by state or county) makes a law which says which time zone they will be in. And in some places, especially countries that half about half their land in one 24 one-hour section and half in the other (which I believe is the case with India), the government just decides to split the difference, because it lets the all clocks in the entire country be exactly the same.My company works with people in India. They are on a half-hour difference as well.We're the only ones. No idea.'Aaron Rudnicki said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The hook for the next segment on the raidya "how many girls try lesbianism in college?" I'm hooked.
Girls of the GMTAN, what say you?
Girls of the GMTAN, what say you?
Early_10
footballgoddess
I was terrible at the whole college thing. I never even once set foot in the college bar. I was a wild and crazy teen in high school but still never "tried lesbianism". I'd be far more likely now to be more experimental. Is it the openness in sexuality today or just my own comfort with myself? Probably a bit of both.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Early would teach half of them herself if given the chance.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I stand by my answer.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
First class ticket to St. Louis sent.
heckmanm
Footballguy
China is wide enough for about 6 time zones, but the entire country is in the same time zone. So in the far western part of the country, the sun rises at something like 3AM, and sets at 3PM. Get yer bio-clock used to THAT.Turns out there's a simple answer:Although the world is divided into 24 one-hour time zone "naturally" by the rotation of the earth, there is nothing that says that a particular location _must_ set its local clocks according to which 24 one-hour section it is in. The government (usually nationally but sometimes by state or county) makes a law which says which time zone they will be in. And in some places, especially countries that half about half their land in one 24 one-hour section and half in the other (which I believe is the case with India), the government just decides to split the difference, because it lets the all clocks in the entire country be exactly the same.My company works with people in India. They are on a half-hour difference as well.We're the only ones. No idea.'Aaron Rudnicki said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I won't be able to stand for a few minutes.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
GROSS!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
SofaKings
Footballguy
Used to be that way in Russia as well. :trains:
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Having kids and making weird stuff for dinner.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Likely skewed by the fact that this group are much more likely to become strippers.
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