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GM's thread about nothing
- Thread starter General Malaise
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
El Floppo
Footballguy
Solid GoldDance Party USAI didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.
fatguyinalittlecoat
Footballguy
Yeah, the correct answer on this one was Elise Keaton.
fatguyinalittlecoat
Footballguy
I'm not sure what's with all the "or" questions. It's not like I only jerked off once.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Sanford and Son?!
Mr. Furley or Mr. Roper?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
The Hamburger Helper hand or Arby's Oven Mitt?
Sconch
Footballguy
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Careful here. It seems Golden Girls humor will get you whacked.
El Floppo
Footballguy
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Well, something got whacked while watching them.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.
This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...
When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.
Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Two Moon Junction was a particular favorite of mine
Sherilyn Fenn
Sherilyn Fenn
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Sconch
Footballguy
I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.
This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...
When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.
Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.
Tissues or socks?
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Those were no moons.Two Moon Junction was a particular favorite of mine
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.
General Malaise
Footballguy
She once found a t-shirt under our bed that had rigormortis.I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.
This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...
When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.
Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Those were no moons.Two Moon Junction was a particular favorite of mine
Been rolling at these posts.
Sconch
Footballguy
Pam Dawber was smokin hot.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Loved Hot Springs Hotel. Is it my imagination, or did there used to be a series on HBO about a professional football team and OJ Simpson was one of the stars? Pretty sure I caught a jerk to some scenes of that show that took place in a strip club. Can anyone confirm this?
General Malaise
Footballguy
You mean First and Ten?ETA:
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
Agreed. I enjoyed her "using" her in "My Sister Sam" as well as her co-star who was murdered by some psychopathic fan that was in love with her. That guy was sick, if he only masturbated to her and discussed that and other sitcom stars he masturbated to on a message board with other weirdos, then he would've been fine.
Sconch
Footballguy
I try not to judge others on how they choose to show affection.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?
General Malaise
Footballguy
She has enough bush now to cover Soldier Field.
Sconch
Footballguy
I don't remember her even showing boobs....probably someone else.
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Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
I think so. It might have been the pilot episode.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
nah, she just had OJ in a scissor lock
Gadzooks
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You're supposed to get rid of the dead hooker first. hthShe once found a t-shirt under our bed that had rigormortis.I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.
This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...
When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.
Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Night Eyes down?
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Another vote for Two Moon Junction, here. Sherilyn Fenn had marvelous, marvelous acting ability.
General Malaise
Footballguy
This morning I bought a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Lime 'n Chili AND a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Habanero BBQ....
Just had about 5-6 handfuls of the Lime 'n Chili. Very tasty. Not too spicey, but I still feel a tingle. Sodium content is a little high here, but the snack is very delicious. However, at $3.89 for a small can, that's a bit too much for me. Maybe they are cheaper at Rite Aid. I'll look later.
On to the Habanero BBQ...
Just had about 5-6 handfuls of the Lime 'n Chili. Very tasty. Not too spicey, but I still feel a tingle. Sodium content is a little high here, but the snack is very delicious. However, at $3.89 for a small can, that's a bit too much for me. Maybe they are cheaper at Rite Aid. I'll look later.
On to the Habanero BBQ...
Bogart
Footballguy
Night Eyes was solid, but I will stick with my choice.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
THANK YOU!Tre> suck it
Sconch
Footballguy
I had to look this movie up. Never heard of it before. Late night HBO staple?
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
Tanya Roberts and Shannon Tweed were also gold for late night HBO spankin'
El Floppo
Footballguy
The Girl, the gold watch and Everything induced more than a couple whack-attacks.
El Floppo
Footballguy
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
These are good! Had 'em last week.