GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

Rose Nylund or Blanche Devereaux or Dorothy Sbornak or Sophia Petrillo?

Hint: there is no wrong answer to this question

 

[urbanhack]

Mallory Keaton or Jennifer Keaton?

 

[El Floppo]

Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?

Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.

I didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.

Dance Party USA

Solid Gold

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Mallory Keaton or Jennifer Keaton?

Yeah, the correct answer on this one was Elise Keaton.

 

[urbanhack]

clair or denise huxtable

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I'm not sure what's with all the "or" questions. It's not like I only jerked off once.

 

[wadegarrett]

I'm not sure what's with all the "or" questions. It's not like I only jerked off once.

Sanford and Son?!

 

[Sconch]

Howard, Don, or Frank?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Mr. Furley or Mr. Roper?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The Hamburger Helper hand or Arby's Oven Mitt?

 

[Sconch]

The Hamburger Helper hand or Arby's Oven Mitt?

 

[Dungeon Master]

Rose Nylund or Blanche Devereaux or Dorothy Sbornak or Sophia Petrillo?Hint: there is no wrong answer to this question

Careful here. It seems Golden Girls humor will get you whacked.

 

[El Floppo]

The Hamburger Helper hand or Arby's Oven Mitt?

 

[Sconch]

Shabba Doo or Boogaloo Shrimp?

 

[UOFI_316]

Rose Nylund or Blanche Devereaux or Dorothy Sbornak or Sophia Petrillo?Hint: there is no wrong answer to this question

Careful here. It seems Golden Girls humor will get you whacked.

Well, something got whacked while watching them.

 

[General Malaise]

Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?

Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.

I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.

This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...

When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.

Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Two Moon Junction was a particular favorite of mine

Sherilyn Fenn

 

[urbanhack]

The Hamburger Helper hand or Arby's Oven Mitt?

 

[Sconch]

Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?

Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.

I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.

This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...

When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.

Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.

Tissues or socks?

 

[Dungeon Master]

Two Moon Junction was a particular favorite of mine Sherilyn Fenn

Those were no moons.

 

[General Malaise]

Mork or Mindy?

Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.

 

[General Malaise]

Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?

Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.

I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.

This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...

When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.

Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.

Tissues or socks?

She once found a t-shirt under our bed that had rigormortis.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Two Moon Junction was a particular favorite of mine Sherilyn Fenn

Those were no moons.

Been rolling at these posts.

 

[Sconch]

Mork or Mindy?

Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.

Pam Dawber was smokin hot.

 

[General Malaise]

Mork or Mindy?

Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.

Pam Dawber was smokin hot.

Was???? I'd mork her right now.

 

[Gadzooks]

Loved Hot Springs Hotel. Is it my imagination, or did there used to be a series on HBO about a professional football team and OJ Simpson was one of the stars? Pretty sure I caught a jerk to some scenes of that show that took place in a strip club. Can anyone confirm this?

 

[General Malaise]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

 

[Gadzooks]

Mork or Mindy?

Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.

Pam Dawber was smokin hot.

Was???? I'd mork her right now.

Agreed. I enjoyed her "using" her in "My Sister Sam" as well as her co-star who was murdered by some psychopathic fan that was in love with her. That guy was sick, if he only masturbated to her and discussed that and other sitcom stars he masturbated to on a message board with other weirdos, then he would've been fine.

 

[Sconch]

Mork or Mindy?

Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.

Pam Dawber was smokin hot.

Was???? I'd mork her right now.

She was a big fan of the double-shocker

 

[Sconch]

Mork or Mindy?

Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.

Pam Dawber was smokin hot.

Was???? I'd mork her right now.

Agreed. I enjoyed her "using" her in "My Sister Sam" as well as her co-star who was murdered by some psychopathic fan that was in love with her. That guy was sick, if he only masturbated to her and discussed that and other sitcom stars he masturbated to on a message board with other weirdos, then he would've been fine.

I try not to judge others on how they choose to show affection.

 

[wadegarrett]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?

 

[General Malaise]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?

She has enough bush now to cover Soldier Field.

 

[Sconch]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?

I don't remember her even showing boobs....probably someone else.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?

I think so. It might have been the pilot episode.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?

nah, she just had OJ in a scissor lock

 

[Gadzooks]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?

nah, she just had OJ in a scissor lock

 

[Bogart]

Two Moon Junction was solid, but the all time best late night cable "chicken marinade" was Young Lady Chatterley.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?

Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.

I'm not sure what I did with all my VHS tapes, but rest assured, the very minute I had a VCR and free Cinemax, I began a collection of soft-core smut that would have taken up a wing at the Library of Congress.

This story is probably a repeat but fits in well here...

When my ex-wife and I moved into our first apartment together, our living room butted up against the master bedroom and you had to walk past the ginormous entertainment center on your way to the kitchen. Not wanting to give up on my collection of VHS smut, I used to set the recorder on the VCR to capture anything and everything that had a TVMA rating, including the vastly underrated and ever-so-fun Showtime series "Hot Springs Hotel". Because I wanted to keep my 'activities' a secret, I would only set the VCR to go off well after midnight but before 6am, thus ensuring that my furtive viewing habits would remain hidden from my ex, who for some reason, had an enormous issue with male masturbation. More to the point, she had tremendous problems with the OBJECTS of my 'jerked' chicken. So I did whatever I could to make sure anything and everything I did was on the downlow.

Until one morning when my ex got up at 2am to get herself a glass of water. As she walked past the entertainment center, she heard the VCR come to life with clicks and whirrs. Wondering why, she turned on the TV to figure out what was going on. BUSTED I was and she wanted to talk about it right then and there. Soon after the VCR was moved to the master bedroom and was replaced with a DVD player.

Tissues or socks?

She once found a t-shirt under our bed that had rigormortis.

You're supposed to get rid of the dead hooker first. hth

 

[General Malaise]

Two Moon Junction was solid, but the all time best late night cable "chicken marinade" was Young Lady Chatterley.

Night Eyes down?

 

[ODoyleRules]

The Hamburger Helper hand or Arby's Oven Mitt?

 

[UOFI_316]

Punky Brewster or Small Wonder

 

[commisholio]

Another vote for Two Moon Junction, here. Sherilyn Fenn had marvelous, marvelous acting ability.

 

[General Malaise]

This morning I bought a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Lime 'n Chili AND a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Habanero BBQ....

Just had about 5-6 handfuls of the Lime 'n Chili. Very tasty. Not too spicey, but I still feel a tingle. Sodium content is a little high here, but the snack is very delicious. However, at $3.89 for a small can, that's a bit too much for me. Maybe they are cheaper at Rite Aid. I'll look later.

On to the Habanero BBQ...

 

[Bogart]

Two Moon Junction was solid, but the all time best late night cable "chicken marinade" was Young Lady Chatterley.

Night Eyes down?

Night Eyes was solid, but I will stick with my choice.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

This morning I bought a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Lime 'n Chili AND a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Habanero BBQ....Just had about 5-6 handfuls of the Lime 'n Chili. Very tasty. Not too spicey, but I still feel a tingle. Sodium content is a little high here, but the snack is very delicious.

THANK YOU!Tre> suck it

 

[Sconch]

Two Moon Junction was solid, but the all time best late night cable "chicken marinade" was Young Lady Chatterley.

Night Eyes down?

I had to look this movie up. Never heard of it before. Late night HBO staple?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Two Moon Junction was solid, but the all time best late night cable "chicken marinade" was Young Lady Chatterley.

Night Eyes down?

I had to look this movie up. Never heard of it before. Late night HBO staple?

Tanya Roberts and Shannon Tweed were also gold for late night HBO spankin'

 

[El Floppo]

Mork or Mindy?

Wildly underrated hot chick, IMO.

Pam Dawber was smokin hot.

The Girl, the gold watch and Everything induced more than a couple whack-attacks.

 

[El Floppo]

You mean First and Ten?ETA:

1st & Ten is an American situation comedy that aired between December 1984 and January 1991 on the cable television network HBO. Featuring series regulars Delta Burke and veteran Reid Shelton, it was one of cable's first attempts to lure the lucrative sit-com audience away from the "Big Three", by taking advantage of their freedom to include occasional cursing and nudity.

I think I remember Delta Burke showing bush in one episode. anyone remember this?

nah, she just had OJ in a scissor lock

 

[wadegarrett]

This morning I bought a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Lime 'n Chili AND a can of Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Habanero BBQ....

Just had about 5-6 handfuls of the Lime 'n Chili. Very tasty. Not too spicey, but I still feel a tingle. Sodium content is a little high here, but the snack is very delicious. However, at $3.89 for a small can, that's a bit too much for me. Maybe they are cheaper at Rite Aid. I'll look later.

On to the Habanero BBQ...

These are good! Had 'em last week.